I challenge you to a fight

[Never Trust a Snake]

TO: Anybody who likes Josh McDaniels and hates Jay Cutler/Mike Shanahan

WHERE: The parking lot at Mile High Stadium

WHEN: All Ten Home Games

[Thnikkaman]

I challenge you to reevaluate your life and what is important to you.

[Zweems56]

I summon you, Technoviking-chu
http://www.4colorrebellion.com/media/pics/08/08/techno-viking.jpg

[MOtorboat]

:pound:

[honz]

Another internet badass...uh oh. I better leave him alone.

[MasterShake]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/Kenobi1_bucket/MISC/jambi.jpg

Mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney ho. That is all.

[shank]

how do you manage to type so well with such big muscles?

[Tempus Fugit]

This reminds me. I should probably read up on the list of bannable offenses.

[Watchthemiddle]

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’ll see ya online

[NameUsedBefore]

Spider.

[Greatspirits]

TO: Anybody who likes Josh McDaniels and hates Jay Cutler/Mike Shanahan

WHERE: The parking lot at Mile High Stadium

WHEN: All Ten Home Games

Oh I see! Your depressed because your boyfriends Mike and Jay were run out of town!

[Superchop 7]

Just sit tight, they will all be hating him soon enough.

[JKcatch724]

TO: Anybody who likes Josh McDaniels and hates Jay Cutler/Mike Shanahan

WHERE: The parking lot at Mile High Stadium

WHEN: All Ten Home Games

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This guy..... I can't think of anything good enough to say to this. This is beautiful. I'm just going to soak in this moment. I nominate this for funniest post of the year/all time.

[BroncoJoe]

TO: Anybody who likes Josh McDaniels and hates Jay Cutler/Mike Shanahan

WHERE: The parking lot at Mile High Stadium

WHEN: All Ten Home Games

We have ten home games?

Sweet!

[Watchthemiddle]

This post really makes me think that there has to be a way for people to get their parents permission in order to join the forums.

[BroncoJoe]

10 home games?

[WARHORSE]

TO: Anybody who likes Josh McDaniels and hates Jay Cutler/Mike Shanahan

WHERE: The parking lot at Mile High Stadium

WHEN: All Ten Home Games



LISTEN!





Hear that?






Thats your mother calling.




Go home where its safe before BEEF reads this thread.:coffee:

[JKcatch724]

No way this guy's any older than 13.

[BroncoWave]

10 home games?



Preseason.

[Northman]

TO: Anybody who likes Josh McDaniels and hates Jay Cutler/Mike Shanahan

WHERE: The parking lot at Mile High Stadium

WHEN: All Ten Home Games

I challenge you...better yet i advise you to get health insurance. You will need it. ;)

[Zweems56]

I challenge you...better yet i advise you to get health insurance. You will need it. ;)

Dude, he is rich. And he has like the best health insurance evar. Also, he's 8 feet tall, 300 lbs with 6% body fat. He would rip us limb from limb with his bare hands. Oh, hold on. Mom's calling me for dinner. brb.

[getlynched47]

LMFAO :lol:

what the hell is this world coming to when Bronco fans are challenging other Bronco fans to fist fights in the parking lots? Grow up...

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/yu/yu-gi-oh-duel-disc-launcher.jpg

In the words of the show that my little cousin used to watch:

"I challenge you to a duel" :werd:

[MOtorboat]

Dude, he is rich. And he has like the best health insurance evar. Also, he's 8 feet tall, 300 lbs with 6% body fat. He would rip us limb from limb with his bare hands. Oh, hold on. Mom's calling me for dinner. brb.

You're family eats at 11:30 at night?

Fourth meal?

I like nachos for fourth meal, with ground beef and sour cream.

[Zweems56]

You're family eats at 11:30 at night?

Fourth meal?

I like nachos for fourth meal, with ground beef and sour cream.

I was joking about the fact that we are dealing with a child here.

[MOtorboat]

I was joking about the fact that we are dealing with a child here.

You apparently need to post more. You're rusty.

I was trying to hijack the thread dumbass.

[frauschieze]

Nachos and the strip club, baby. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

[Zweems56]

You apparently need to post more. You're rusty.

I was trying to hijack the thread dumbass.

Too much lurking, not enough posting. Used to be easier when I was in college and not working.

[MOtorboat]

Nachos and the strip club, baby. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Chadron, Neb. Common Cents. Best. Nachos. Ever.

[MOtorboat]

Too much lurking, not enough posting. Used to be easier when I was in college and not working.

You have the wrong job. ;)

[Never Trust a Snake]

10 home games?



?

2 + 8 = 10

[Never Trust a Snake]

I challenge you...better yet i advise you to get health insurance. You will need it. ;)

Virginia Cavaliers? :lol:

[MOtorboat]

?

2 + 8 = 10

Are you a Brokeback Bronc who's trying to compensate?

[MOtorboat]

Either that, or you don't have enough friends, or aren't smart enough to sell the preseason tickets. :noidea:

[WARHORSE]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/warhorse001/genesimmonsdog.jpg


Watch out everyone........................he knows Kung Pu.

[frauschieze]

Chadron, Neb. Common Cents. Best. Nachos. Ever.

I have a serious weakness for nachos. But no jalapenos. The only jalapeno I like is on a stick.

[MOtorboat]

I have a serious weakness for nachos. But no jalapenos. The only jalapeno I like is on a stick.

Well, we usually ate them at about 3 in the morning, so I usually stayed away from the jalapenos. They, actually were just chips, piled high with cheese and sour cream. G.O.A.T.

[Thnikkaman]

Wow, he can violate forum rules and do math, what can't he do?

[Zweems56]

Wow, he can violate forum rules and do math, what can't he do?

Better question. What can WE do to withstand his awesome might?

[frauschieze]

Well, we usually ate them at about 3 in the morning, so I usually stayed away from the jalapenos. They, actually were just chips, piled high with cheese and sour cream. G.O.A.T.

Needs shredded beef and refried beans and mounds of olives. :drool:

Damn that sounds good. I wish Taco Bell delivered.

[MOtorboat]

Needs shredded beef and refried beans and mounds of olives. :drool:

Damn that sounds good. I wish Taco Bell delivered.

I haven't had taco bell in almost a year.

[frauschieze]

I haven't had taco bell in almost a year.

I know in my mind that Taco Bell is disgusting and barely passes for edible but my heart does not care.

[Thnikkaman]

Dear NTAS,

Are you able to remove your hands and face when you go to bed? If so, are you some sort of robot? Would you like to join forces? Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?

Your friend,

Strongbad.

[MOtorboat]

I know in my mind that Taco Bell is disgusting and barely passes for edible but my heart does not care.

Oh...you're heart cares all right. ;)

[Broncolingus]

I challenge you to a fight


http://redeagle1.homestead.com/files/fora/worst_thread_ever.jpg

[BroncoWave]

I am strongly for Taco Bell! Had it for lunch yesterday in fact!

[Thnikkaman]

Mods, why hasn't this been moved yet?

[Zweems56]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/zweems56/barack_obama.jpg?t=1241150452

[MOtorboat]

Mods, why hasn't this been moved yet?

Refresh your browser. Frau = Mod fail.

[topscribe]

Mods, why hasn't this been moved yet?

Because there is no Septic or Horse's Butt to move it to . . .

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[frauschieze]

Oh...you're heart cares all right. ;)

LMAO! Dear King,

See? There is hope for you as a journalist yet.

Sincerely yours,
Frau


Mods, why hasn't this been moved yet?

Moved where? It's in smack. We don't have a Septic Tank. :whoknows:

[topscribe]

Moved where? It's in smack. We don't have a Septic Tank. :whoknows:

Beat ya!! :D

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[frauschieze]

Refresh your browser. Frau = Mod fail.

:tsk:

Jumping to conclusions again.

[getlynched47]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/zweems56/barack_obama.jpg?t=1241150452

^^In response to this^^

http://lolfed.com/wp-content/uploads/aw-hell-naw.jpg

[BroncoWave]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/M/2/obama-got-this.jpg

[getlynched47]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/M/2/obama-got-this.jpg

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6585/35143912.png

[Thnikkaman]

i EXPECTED A RED BOARDER. Christopher says ,:xswdccc3"

[Foochacho]

I would of never pegged Chuck Norris as a broncos fan. I would of thought Texans or Cowboys. Will you be signing autographs after your fights?

[chazoe60]

TO: Anybody who likes Josh McDaniels and hates Jay Cutler/Mike Shanahan

WHERE: The parking lot at Mile High Stadium

WHEN: All Ten Home Games

I'd kick your ass.

[BroncoSojia]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i288/The_Game21/E-thug2.jpg

[Timmy!]

LMAO! How did I miss this gem (not you hot stuff) of a thread?


http://robotpirateninja.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/inet_tough_guy.jpg

[drewloc]

Dear NTAS,

Are you able to remove your hands and face when you go to bed? If so, are you some sort of robot? Would you like to join forces? Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?

Your friend,

Strongbad.

Man I about fell out of my chair laughing at this. Awesome post!

Trogdor was a man, well, he was a dragon-man!

[yardog]

TO: Anybody who likes Josh McDaniels and hates Jay Cutler/Mike Shanahan

WHERE: The parking lot at Mile High Stadium

WHEN: All Ten Home Games

:tsk:

[Dreadnought]

Hmmm. Missed this little jewel last night.

I'll make a couple of comments for general purposes. If the thread, or any like it, had threatened violence against any particular member the poster would have been gone by now, more than likely never to return. That is a No Go here, and thats not negotiable.

As the offer to kick someone's ass or something was general rather than specific we let it fly for now. Therefore it can be judged on its own merits or lack thereof. Speaking only for myself I thought it was kind of foolish and pointless, but maybe thats just me.

Anyways - carry on by all means

[NameUsedBefore]

*gavel*

[MOtorboat]

All I had for breakfast this morning was a bowl of cheerios. Good stuff.

[Dreadnought]

All I had for breakfast this morning was a bowl of cheerios. Good stuff.

:tsk:

Cheerios are the blandest most boring cereal on Earth. Like styrofoam peanuts IMO

[MOtorboat]

:tsk:

Cheerios are the blandest most boring cereal on Earth. Like styrofoam peanuts IMO

:click:

[Northman]

Dude, he is rich. And he has like the best health insurance evar. Also, he's 8 feet tall, 300 lbs with 6% body fat. He would rip us limb from limb with his bare hands. Oh, hold on. Mom's calling me for dinner. brb.


Yea, but my Night Elf and Snow Tiger can kick his ass. ;):beer:

[NightTrainLayne]

:tsk:

Cheerios are the blandest most boring cereal on Earth. Like styrofoam peanuts IMO

Honey-nut Cheerios are ok.

[Northman]

You're family eats at 11:30 at night?

Fourth meal?

I like nachos for fourth meal, with ground beef and sour cream.

Mmmmm, Nachos....

[MOtorboat]

Mmmmm, Nachos....

Not yo cheese, bitch! :pound:

[Northman]

LMAO! How did I miss this gem (not you hot stuff) of a thread?


http://robotpirateninja.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/inet_tough_guy.jpg


Why bring Leonardo DiCaprio into this?

[Mephisto]

Adopted Bronco: Travis Henry

Is this just a fantastic coincidence or is NTAS the best. troll. ever?

[Dr Velcro]

http://thm-a03.yimg.com/image/bcc5301ddb2961e6

[frauschieze]

Mmmmm, Nachos....

Now you're talkin'.

[Nomad]

All I had for breakfast this morning was a bowl of cheerios. Good stuff.

Good for the heart and lowers cholestrol!;)

[Dr Velcro]

Good for the heart and lowers cholestrol!;)

When he says "had" he wasn't talking about eating...

:nod:

[Zweems56]

When he says "had" he wasn't talking about eating...

:nod:

Bow chicka wow wow.

So midget penises are to scale?

[MOtorboat]

When he says "had" he wasn't talking about eating...

:nod:

:click:

[CoachChaz]

Hmmm. Missed this little jewel last night.

I'll make a couple of comments for general purposes. If the thread, or any like it, had threatened violence against any particular member the poster would have been gone by now, more than likely never to return. That is a No Go here, and thats not negotiable.

As the offer to kick someone's ass or something was general rather than specific we let it fly for now. Therefore it can be judged on its own merits or lack thereof. Speaking only for myself I thought it was kind of foolish and pointless, but maybe thats just me.

Anyways - carry on by all means

If that's all it takes to get this useless thread dumped, then I vow to kick the living shit out of any testosterone overdosed *** that posts adolescent ramblings about fighting people because they dont like the QB he chooses to masturbate to at night.

Does that constitute a threat yet?

[JKcatch724]

If that's all it takes to get this useless thread dumped, then I vow to kick the living shit out of any testosterone overdosed fag that posts adolescent ramblings about fighting people because they dont like the QB he chooses to masturbate to at night.

Does that constitute a threat yet?

that was almost poetic Chaz

[Dreadnought]

If that's all it takes to get this useless thread dumped, then I vow to kick the living shit out of any testosterone overdosed *** that posts adolescent ramblings about fighting people because they dont like the QB he chooses to masturbate to at night.

Does that constitute a threat yet?

Well, see, not exactly :lol:. I didn't see any value at all in the thread either, but figgered I'd let the poster tell us all about himself in his own words if thats what he chose to do. We can judge it and him from there.

Every once in a while its actually better IMO to let someone talk and expose his thinking for the World to see.

[CoachChaz]

Well...I tried. But I think he's already proven he's yet another new negativity filled hater.

[MOtorboat]

figgered

Shit. Clay is rubbing off on Dread now. :tsk:

[claymore]

Shit. Clay is rubbing off on Dread now. :tsk:

He is coming along nicely. :D

[OB]

Im gonna kick clays ass for ignoring me :coffee:

[LRtagger]

win

http://www.crossroadscantina.com/ordereze/images/items/IMAGE27.JPG

[LRtagger]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2081/2320274502_5c22091c3b.jpg

[LRtagger]

i should start a poll

http://z.hubpages.com/u/70481_f520.jpg

[T.K.O.]

"i know you are ,but what am i ?....i know you are but what am i ?"
im not listening lalalalalalalalalalalala:lol:
i gotta make a beer run....its friday !

[LRtagger]

get me some nachos while you're out

[frauschieze]

Nachos.....:drool:

Damn. This thread may get my ass outta house yet. Go get myself a big pile of deliciousness.

[frauschieze]

Mods just banned "Never Trust a Snake". Look at his posts over the last 24 hours, he was behaving himself. These people are power tripping nazis. They are going to ban me too for disclosing this information. Just watch.

Please check the ban log. He was not banned for his posts. He was banned for threatening the mods and to hack the site.

[shank]

Mods just banned "Never Trust a Snake". Look at his posts over the last 24 hours, he was behaving himself. These people are power tripping nazis. They are going to ban me too for disclosing this information. Just watch.

*crosses fingers*

[LordTrychon]

Mods just banned "Never Trust a Snake". Look at his posts over the last 24 hours, he was behaving himself. These people are power tripping nazis. They are going to ban me too for disclosing this information. Just watch.

Crazy! I've never heard of such a thing!

[frauschieze]

*crosses fingers*

Ask and ye shall receive.

[Dreadnought]

Ask and ye shall receive.

Total Power trip. Yup, thats the ticket

[LordTrychon]

Shock!

[frauschieze]

Yep....time to eat some nachos boys. MMmmmmmm.....

[chazoe60]

I think all you MODs SU

















RE do a fine job.

[LordTrychon]

I think all you MODs SU

RE do a fine job.

:ban?:

[chazoe60]

:ban?:

You have no power here. Hahahahaha

[Foochacho]

Damn, how am I suppose to kick this guys ass now. I don't know what he looks like or where to find him. I guess I will just punch any kids under the age of 14 at the game. Bound to hit him eventually.

[atwater27]

Nice 2 cuckoo birds with one stone.

[RFCUBoltz]

TO: Anybody who likes Josh McDaniels and hates Jay Cutler/Mike Shanahan

WHERE: The parking lot at Mile High Stadium

WHEN: All Ten Home GamesI challenge you to put down the pipe ,now just back away for your own good
.

[Gamechanger]

*walks in*

the hell did i miss?

*walks out*

[sneakers]

Dude, he is rich. And he has like the best health insurance evar. Also, he's 8 feet tall, 300 lbs with 6% body fat. He would rip us limb from limb with his bare hands.

You are describing Bill Brasky!

[BoltsOwnU]

TO: Anybody who likes Josh McDaniels and hates Jay Cutler/Mike Shanahan

WHERE: The parking lot at Mile High Stadium

WHEN: All Ten Home Games

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34/Rule12b/Internettoughkid-1.jpg