I would be happy to answer any Peyton Manning questions

[Eli Manning]

I have spent a lot of time studying the Manning family as I am a huge fan of his more successful younger brother. If you have questions about Peyton post them here and I will be happy to answer them.

I am rooting for you guys. A Manning \ Manning Super Bowl would be incredible.

[dogfish]

does peyton like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?

[Ziggy]

Is he not into yoga? Does he have half a brain?

[bcbronc]

I heard PM is just a product of his college system. Do you think his game transfers to the pros?

[Eli Manning]

I like this board, you guys are funny. Other sites are so serious.

Peyton doesn't like any of those things, he only likes football and his family. And money. And watching Eli win Lombardi's.

[Eli Manning]

I heard PM is just a product of his college system. Do you think his game transfers to the pros?

Is Denver switching back to a pro style offense? Or do they plan on keeping that triple option? lol....

Peyton will be fine as long as his neck holds up. I am rooting for him.

[Rocky Dennis]

Go away troll. Peyton is the best.

[topscribe]

Does PM wear jockey shorts or BVDs?

That would make a big difference on where he chooses to have this waistline . . .

[BroncoNut]

I like this board, you guys are funny. Other sites are so serious.



yeah. this site's a good time. but we've been losers for awhile now.

[topscribe]

yeah. this site's a good time. but we've been losers for awhile now.
Speak for yourself.

Why am I even talking to you, anyway? You didn't even salute my birthday post to you . . .

[BroncoNut]

Speak for yourself.

Why am I even talking to you, anyway?

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You are able to look beyond my shortcomings and look at me as a person that needs love


shit, when was my birthday? oh, and thank you :salute:

[SOCALORADO.]

Peyton Manning is allowed to mess with Texas.

[Shazam!]

Eli has two rings and always has a more balanced team... however, a healthy Petton is worth two Eli's...

[topscribe]

You are able to look beyond my shortcomings and look at me as a person that needs love


shit, when was my birthday? oh, and thank you :salute:
Oh, I'm so sorry, Nut. Let me hold you . . .

[chazoe60]

Boxers or briefs?

[SOCALORADO.]

Peyton Manning has never stepped in gum.

[topscribe]

Boxers or briefs?
Yes, thanks for the clarification. Had a brain fart about the time I tried to think of "boxers."

Another thing: Not only would the waistline be a consideration, but it would make a difference, too, if he had jock itch.

What'ya say, Eli? Boxers or briefs?

[shank]

how does his brothers' dick taste?

[Krugan]

So with his neck fused, I would assume there are issues with range of motion, my question is, with the oversized forhead he has, has there been an adjustment to balance issues?

One would have to think with a melon like that, it has to be different :)

[wayninja]

Is he a snuggler or does he just want to leave right away?

[Rocky Dennis]

So with his neck fused, I would assume there are issues with range of motion, my question is, with the oversized forhead he has, has there been an adjustment to balance issues?

One would have to think with a melon like that, it has to be different :)

Well, he can't sleep laying down.

[Krugan]

Well, he can't sleep laying down.

Thats good, and I see you know well about forheads or skins or somes, whatever floats the boat.

[Pagan Manning]

The real reason Denver traded Tebow...

Manning told them they needed to sacrifice a virgin to win a SB...

:lol:

[SR]

Who is the bigger man? Peyton Manning or Jack Palance. TIA.

[FanInAZ]

2 of the surest ways to get a bull's painted on your chest @ this site:

1) Have a scream name that's the same as a famous individual. Using Eli Manning here isn't the worst idea that a rival fan has ever come up with. I remember when I was a Broncofreak; some Raider fan had the scream name of Al Davis. Being that you’re a Giants/Eli/Manning brothers fan, Al Davis was the owner of the Raiders (one of our hated division rivals) until he passed away this last year.

2) Starting a thread in which you declare yourself as a leading expert on some subject. The last guy to do that got all upset for having his credential questioned. If he hadn't declared himself to be a defensive guru in his opening post, then no one would have questioned him. I don't know about other site, but you declaring
yourself a expert on the Mannings will be met with amused sceptisim.

[Pagan Manning]

Who is Jack Palance?

There is no bigger man than Peyton Manning.

THE KING!

[FanInAZ]

:tsk: You guys chased him off before I finished my post. :tsk:

[claymore]

The real reason Denver traded Tebow...

Manning told them they needed to sacrifice a virgin to win a SB...

:lol:Bwahahahaha

[Fullback32]

Who is Jack Palance?

There is no bigger man than Peyton Manning.

THE KING!

Elvis is bigger than PM?


You mean he's "The One"......crap, that's Neo.


Oh wait, "The Great One"....shit, Gretzky.


That only leaves PM as actually being Chuck Norris.

[Dzone]

I just want to know if Peyton Manning still has it after all he has been through. Is having a surgically fused neck going to mess with his head? Will it affect his play? Will he hit the proverbial wall ala Donovan Mcnabb, et al?
I so want P Manning to pan out and be successful again. Cautiously optimistic. I wont be convinced until we see how he plays in pre season games
John Fox is coming on 850 koa at 4:05

[Cugel]

What does he think about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

http://images.wikia.com/tmnt/images/d/db/TMNT1987Series.jpg

[dogfish]

three pages in, and dude hasn't answered my question from the second post. . .

i'm startin' to smell a rat, fellas. . .

[Jsteve01]

smells like a beefy rat

[Medford Bronco]

lol Eli Manning is not more successful than Payton. He has played on better teams and won Super Bowls and is a great QB, but he is not better than Peyton. :coffee:

[Medford Bronco]

three pages in, and dude hasn't answered my question from the second post. . .

i'm startin' to smell a rat, fellas. . .

is his name Willard.

[hotcarl]

hey OP.... ok... ok... .enough is enough... kinda creepy....alright, yall... just relax

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Warbirdz7/PM-1.jpg

[Timmy!]

Which manning has more body hair?

[weazel]

I like this board, you guys are funny. Other sites are so serious.

Peyton doesn't like any of those things, he only likes football and his family. And money. And watching Eli win Lombardi's.

and watching Eli win Lombardi's LOL

[weazel]

how is Peyton's gag reflex?

[weazel]

does Peyton wipe front to back or back to front? speaking of.. is he an in-betweener or does he wipe from the side?

[Dapper Dan]

Since he signed a new contract, what is the University of Tennessee planning to add?

After his last Indy contract, it was an entire football facility.

[BroncoNut]

Peyton Manning doesn't take shits. Shits take Peyton Mannings

[TXBRONC]

Does PM wear jockey shorts or BVDs?

That would make a big difference on where he chooses to have this waistline . . .

I'm shocked. This is a question I would expect from Beef or Clay. :shocked:

[vandammage13]

What kind of weirdo studies the Manning family??

[BroncoNut]

lol Eli Manning is not more successful than Payton. He has played on better teams and won Super Bowls and is a great QB, but he is not better than Peyton. :coffee:

it depends on how you define "success"

[Chef Zambini]

The real reason Denver traded Tebow...

Manning told them they needed to sacrifice a virgin to win a SB...

:lol:PAGAN manning, outstanding! and the Rocky DENNIS avatar, is that peyton with long red hair?
lots of big head jokes forthcoming, I am reminded of the scene in "SO I MARRIED AN AX MURDERER"
On a serious note, "eli" how tall is peyton, he appeared to dwarf elway when the 2 are side by side.

[BroncoNut]

does Peyton wipe front to back or back to front? speaking of.. is he an in-betweener or does he wipe from the side?

who in the (you know what) wipes from side to side? actually, I guess I do that towards the end a bit.

[Chef Zambini]

it depends on how you define "success"money and chicks

[Chef Zambini]

What kind of weirdo studies the Manning family??john clayton

[Chef Zambini]

Peyton Manning doesn't take shits. Shits take Peyton Manningshe pees perfection and shits diamonds.

[Chef Zambini]

hey OP.... ok... ok... .enough is enough... kinda creepy....alright, yall... just relax

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Warbirdz7/PM-1.jpgwhen HOT CARL says we're creepy, you know things are out of control.