Extreme Makeover: Broncos Offense Edition

[MileHighGuy]

What do you think about this new hypothetical starting offense?



WR1 Eric Decker
WR2 Mike Wallace
LT Ryan Clady
LG Zane Beadles
C Jeff Saturday
RG Chris Kuper
RT Orlando Franklin
TE Visanthe Shiancoe
QB Peyton Manning
FB Austin Sylvester
RB Willis McGahee

Personally, I think we could bleepin torch San Diego with this squad. Especially since Tolbert and VeeJay are gone

[MOtorboat]

Moar threads!

[wayninja]

Epic fail right there.

[MileHighGuy]

Moar threads!

Please refrain from commenting in my threads if you don't have anything productive to contribute. Thanks

[MileHighGuy]

Epic fail right there.

How so?

[MOtorboat]

So, out of curiousity, how could that lineup torch the San Diego offense?

[wayninja]

How so?

You used the phrase "Extreme Makeover" in a football forum.

[MOtorboat]

You used the phrase "Extreme Makeover" in a football forum.

Not to mention there were only really two or three major changes, two of which are extremely unlikely...

[wayninja]

Not to mention there were only really two or three major changes, two of which are extremely unlikely...

I'd replace Beadles with Voltron and Decker with Cheetara.

Also, Decker over DT? WTF?

[MOtorboat]

I'd replace Beadles with Voltron and Decker with Cheetara.

Also, Decker over DT? WTF?

Not incorporating Demaryius Thomas wasn't real keen.

[MileHighGuy]

I'd replace Beadles with Voltron and Decker with Cheetara.

Also, Decker over DT? WTF?

DT isnt ready. Maybe mid season

[wayninja]

DT isnt ready. Maybe mid season

This angers the steelers.

[MOtorboat]

dt isnt ready. Maybe mid season

huh?

[MileHighGuy]

You used the phrase "Extreme Makeover" in a football forum.

Coming from the guy with the flaming ninja dancer avatar...

[Timmy!]

I like beer........and bacon.

[MileHighGuy]

huh?

Wow, you're not very sharp, are you?

Last seasons stats:

ED: 612 yd, 8 TD's
DT: 551 yds, 4 TD's

[wayninja]

Coming from the guy with the flaming ninja dancer avatar...

Zing! The avatar attack is both cunning AND relevant!

Weren't you saying how bad my debating skills were in a different thread?

[HORSEPOWER 56]

DT isnt ready. Maybe mid season

Hmm, did you watch the last month of the season? DT was tied with Calvin Johnson for the league lead in receiving yards. Then, he dropped 200+ yards receiving on the Steelers in the playoffs. I think he's ready... maybe not for the Manning timing offense today, but if I know Peyton, as soon as this deal is done and he feels healthy enough, he'll arrange workouts with his new WR corps to start working on timing. When DT gets his route running down, he's going to be deadly.

[wayninja]

I like beer........and bacon.

I like the way you think. Do you think the market would bear a bacon-flavored beer? I, personally, think it's a cash cow. Can we make it happen, Timmy?

[MileHighGuy]

Zing! The avatar attack is both cunning AND relevant!

Weren't you saying how bad my debating skills were in a different thread?

Epic fail again. I actually don't care about your avatar, but you were calling me a nancy boy or something for including Extreme Makeover in the title of the thread as a JOKE. Please lighten up

[MileHighGuy]

Hmm, did you watch the last month of the season? DT was tied with Calvin Johnson for the league lead in receiving yards. Then, he dropped 200+ yards receiving on the Steelers in the playoffs. I think he's ready... maybe not for the Manning timing offense today, but if I know Peyton, as soon as this deal is done and he feels healthy enough, he'll arrange workouts with his new WR corps to start working on timing. When DT gets his route running down, he's going to be deadly.

Agreed.

[MOtorboat]

Wow, you're not very sharp, are you?

Last seasons stats:

ED: 612 yd, 8 TD's
DT: 551 yds, 4 TD's

Thomas played five less games.

ED yards per game: 38.25
DT: 50

[MOtorboat]

Agreed.

Agreed on what part? Two posts ago, he wasn't even starter worthy.

[MileHighGuy]

Thomas played five less games.

ED yards per game: 38.25
DT: 50

No. Three less games

[wayninja]

Epic fail again. I actually don't care about your avatar, but you were calling me a nancy boy or something for including Extreme Makeover in the title of the thread as a JOKE. Please lighten up

I've invented a new drinking game and you are killing me. I've had to drink 5 'epic fail' tequila shooters in the last hour thanks to you.

Can you switch to facepalm or some other dated meme for a while while I piss some of this out?

[MileHighGuy]

Agreed on what part? Two posts ago, he wasn't even starter worthy.

That's he'll be deadly about mid season

[wayninja]

Agreed on what part? Two posts ago, he wasn't even starter worthy.

Agreed.

[Timmy!]

I like the way you think. Do you think the market would bear a bacon-flavored beer? I, personally, think it's a cash cow. Can we make it happen, Timmy?

I can't possibly see how combing those two things could go wrong. Not getting on board with this would be as dumb as starting Decker over DT.

[MOtorboat]

No. Three less games

16-11 is 5.

5 less games.

[MileHighGuy]

I've invented a new drinking game and you are killing me. I've had to drink 5 'epic fail' tequila shooters in the last hour thanks to you.

Can you switch to facepalm or some other dated meme for a while while I piss some of this out?

http://creatingacomic.com/images/Picard-full-of-win.jpg

[wayninja]

I can't possibly see how combing those two things could go wrong. Not getting on board with this would be as dumb as starting Decker over DT.

Or Wallace over Cheetara.

Beer me some bacon.

[wayninja]

http://creatingacomic.com/images/Picard-full-of-win.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g94/wayninja/face-palm.jpg

[CrazyHorse]

So, out of curiousity, how could that lineup torch the San Diego offense?

By scoring more points. Duh!

[MileHighGuy]

16-11 is 5.

5 less games.

Decker played 14 games. Please leave this thread.

[weazel]

I drank too much green beer Saturday and now my poop is green

[MOtorboat]

Decker played 14 games. Please leave this thread.

He played in all 16.

http://www.nfl.com/player/ericdecker/497284/profile

Please leave the forum.

[MileHighGuy]

I drank too much green beer Saturday and now my poop is green

LOL, love your sig. How'd you get it say weazeldrunk?

[MileHighGuy]

He played in all 16.

http://www.nfl.com/player/ericdecker/497284/profile

Please leave the forum.

14. I'm just going to block you to stop your harassment

[MOtorboat]

14. I'm just going to block you to stop your harassment

LOL.

Eric Decker played in every game this season. Even if you were to argue that he didn't play in the games he didn't have a catch in, he was listed as a starter in both games.

Seriously, if you're going to post all these ridiculous threads and make dumbass assertions, at least get facts straight.

[wayninja]

dude. In 2011 Decker played in all 16 regular games.

[Timmy!]

Hey I heard we might be getting Manning, somebody should start a thread about this.

[wayninja]

Hey I heard we might be getting Manning, somebody should start a thread about this.

There's no way we get manning. Besides, HTF is he going to beat out Tebow who is the starter going into camp?

Now we've got TWO thread ideas.

[NightTrainLayne]

I would start a thread, but I rely on folks who actually watched the Broncos last season to do so.

[weazel]

dammit, my wife bought green toilet paper and now I cant tell when I can stop wiping!

[wayninja]

dammit, my wife bought green toilet paper and now I cant tell when I can stop wiping!

This is why I won't shake hand's with strangers.