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Thnikkaman
04-01-2009, 12:46 PM
Respecting MHR's wishes to not cut and paste their articles, follow the link.

http://www.milehighreport.com/2009/4/1/818098/you-want-jay-cutler-some-ground

SM19
04-01-2009, 01:10 PM
A couple of weeks ago I tried to explain this to a Bills fan on the other boards who was "offering" Orton, Briggs and Forte. Good find.

weazel
04-01-2009, 01:15 PM
keep him, he plays or rots...

DallasChief
04-01-2009, 01:15 PM
Respecting MHR's wishes to not cut and paste their articles, follow the link.

http://www.milehighreport.com/2009/4/1/818098/you-want-jay-cutler-some-ground

That guy is smoking crack.

CoachChaz
04-01-2009, 01:16 PM
Yeah, while I'm sure other teams are interested in Cutler, I just dont see any of them willing to sell the farm for him.

BroncoNut
04-01-2009, 01:16 PM
A couple of weeks ago I tried to explain this to a Bills fan on the other boards who was "offering" Orton, Briggs and Forte. Good find.

Orton's with the Bills? I thought he was still in Chicago. but I havent' really thought about it much for a while

SM19
04-01-2009, 01:19 PM
Orton's with the Bills? I thought he was still in Chicago. but I havent' really thought about it much for a while

Yeah, he got traded to the Bills along with Lance Briggs and Matt Forte. I'm surprised you didn't hear.

Um, can I get away with pretending this was an April Fools' joke? :embarassed:

slim
04-01-2009, 01:22 PM
1. Any team thinking of acquiring Cutler will need to stock up on pampers and baby wipes.

2. The 2:00 am feedings are a bitch and get old after the first week.

3. Always put Jay to sleep on his back (never on his stomach). This will greatly reduce the risk of SIDS.

4. It is OK to smack him around, until he reaches the age of 5

5. Once he starts solid foods, please cut hot dogs and grapes into bite size pieces (all food, really).

Flatinum
04-01-2009, 02:13 PM
He also forgot to mention that with Jay comes his puppetteer Bus "The Douchebag".

DallasChief
04-01-2009, 02:29 PM
1. Any team thinking of acquiring Cutler will need to stock up on pampers and baby wipes.

2. The 2:00 am feedings are a bitch and get old after the first week.

3. Always put Jay to sleep on his back (never on his stomach). This will greatly reduce the risk of SIDS.

4. It is OK to smack him around, until he reaches the age of 5

5. Once he starts solid foods, please cut hot dogs and grapes into bite size pieces (all food, really).

Did you copy and paste that from somewhere? That didn't suck like all your other posts.

Benetto
04-01-2009, 02:34 PM
Did you copy and paste that from somewhere? That didn't suck like all your other posts.
Go back to the Freak :rolleyes:

DallasChief
04-01-2009, 02:43 PM
Go back to the Freak :rolleyes:

You're so bitter. I didn't make you buy a Cutler jersey.