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sneakers
03-29-2009, 01:18 AM
Or your ass will long snapping for someone else....
MOtorboat
03-29-2009, 01:19 AM
Lonie Paxton has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
sneakers
03-29-2009, 01:22 AM
Lonie Paxton has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

That shouldn't come to anyone's surprise.
MOtorboat
03-29-2009, 01:23 AM
Lonie Paxton = .708 winning percentage, 3 Super Bowl titles, 4 Super Bowl appearances.

Jay Cutler = .459 winning percentage, 0 playoff appearences.
sneakers
03-29-2009, 01:25 AM
Lonie Paxton = .708 winning percentage, 3 Super Bowl titles, 4 Super Bowl appearances.

Jay Cutler = .459 winning percentage, 0 playoff appearences.

Too bad Lonie doesn't snap to Jay, otherwise Jay could reach in between the legs of a winner and see how it feels.
sneakers
03-29-2009, 01:43 AM
Jay Cutler's win % at Vanderbuilt 2002-2006 - 25.8%
Lonie Paxton's Win % at Sacramento State 1996-1999 = 29.5%
CrazyHorse
03-29-2009, 02:49 AM
So how many points has Lonnie scored?
sneakers
03-29-2009, 03:01 AM
So how many points has Lonnie scored?

Not counting the number of field goals and extra points made due to his incredible competence?
CrazyHorse
03-29-2009, 03:49 AM
Not counting the number of field goals and extra points made due to his incredible competence?

Sure. Either way.
Is he the reason Viniateri made those field goals.
sneakers
03-29-2009, 05:33 AM
Sure. Either way.
Is he the reason Viniateri made those field goals.

Viniateri couldn't kick without a longsnapper (and a holder).