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Dapper Dan
02-27-2012, 11:08 PM
Make fun of NASCAR now! You think it's boring? We added a giant ball of fiery jet fuel to turn 3!
shank
02-27-2012, 11:43 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/425719_10150720473598203_590898202_11675901_204948 5188_n.jpg

there's already a thread for this, mods please merge.

http://www.broncosforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=355448
Dapper Dan
02-27-2012, 11:57 PM
NASCAR has Juan les jet drier.
Thnikkaman
02-28-2012, 08:54 AM
Make fun of NASCAR now! You think it's boring? We added a giant ball of fiery jet fuel to turn 3!

So that's what happens when a NASCAR driver turns right.
NightTrainLayne
02-28-2012, 10:44 AM
OH:

"Hello Jet Drier. My Name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you killed my father, Prepare to die."
OrangeHoof
02-28-2012, 11:42 AM
They were showing this at a restaurant last night and I jokingly asked "How many laps before Danica gets in a crash?" and somebody said "Oh, she's already out." Turned out she was in a crash on lap two but, for the haters, it seemed like Danica wasn't at fault. She was just caught up in the traffic.
GEM
02-28-2012, 04:20 PM
Danica should go back to looking pretty cause she pretty much sucks as a driver.
rjent
02-28-2012, 05:00 PM
That was the most ridiculous spectacle I have seen in a long time. I don't like NASCAR anyway, but man that was a cluster pounding ....
Magnificent Seven
02-28-2012, 06:18 PM
Wildest Night!
Dapper Dan
02-29-2012, 10:48 AM
I feel bad for Danica because usually when I see a replay of her wrecks, it's rarely her fault. It's easy to make fun of someone for wrecking a lot, but I'm not sure what they're suppose to do when they get hit.

I really wish it was 2 teammates at the front at the end. Dale Jr was third and finally gave up on Biffle and passed him. Maybe if JR had a teammate left that didn't wreck he would have had help.
FanInAZ
02-29-2012, 05:11 PM
I feel bad for Danica because usually when I see a replay of her wrecks, it's rarely her fault. It's easy to make fun of someone for wrecking a lot, but I'm not sure what they're suppose to do when they get hit.

Switch her sponsor to the US Army so she can drive a customized Abram's? Granted, the HUMVEEs & Strikers are probably a lot faster. However, you Army guys can correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that there's a much better chance for one of them to get knocked into the wall by one of those stock cars. Of the two, I'd imagine that the HUMVEE would be more maneuverable when trying to avoid crashes. However, the Abram's doesn't worry about trivial matters like that. The Bradleys would probably provide an adequate compromise between all of them.