View Full Version : Tebow reading Green Eggs and Ham to children
iLands
02-15-2012, 09:19 AM
http://www.bookitprogram.com/
wayninja
02-15-2012, 10:48 AM
Too bad he will only teach about 47% of the kids to read.
Jeremy Lin is a better reader.
TXBRONC
02-15-2012, 11:10 AM
http://www.bookitprogram.com/
Well 47% of all the kids who will listen to Tebow read this one instantaneously learn how to read that would be miraculous concerning he's not trying teach them to read.
iLands
02-15-2012, 11:12 AM
Jeremy Lin is a better reader.
http://cdn1.hark.com/images/000/001/930/1930/original.gif
Chef Zambini
02-15-2012, 11:55 AM
LIN will teach them to use the abacus and make fireworks.
Chef Zambini
02-15-2012, 11:56 AM
sorry, reminds me of that clown for a prez BUSH reading to children during the 9/11 attacks.
turftoad
02-15-2012, 11:59 AM
Just wondering if this really deserves it own thread. Wow! :confused: Must be the offseason.
wayninja
02-15-2012, 12:57 PM
Board would be pretty dead if we only opened newsworthy threads.
What am I saying? It's already pretty dead even with posting this stuff as news.
UnderArmour
02-15-2012, 12:57 PM
This guy is a complete turd. We cut ties with fine, upstanding citizens like Perrish Cox and Brandon Marshall for scum like Tebow? Unbelievable. I am appalled.
turftoad
02-15-2012, 01:02 PM
Everyone in the world pretty much knows that Tebow is an upstanding individual, there no doubting that.
I'm just waiting for a new thread the next time he uses the restroom. :tsk:
wayninja
02-15-2012, 01:04 PM
Everyone in the world pretty much knows that Tebow is an upstanding individual, there no doubting that.
I'm just waiting for a new thread the next time he uses the restroom. :tsk:
I'll gladly do it, can you provide a link for restroom usage?
broncobryce
02-15-2012, 01:07 PM
That's the best joke you got?
Too bad he can't read defenses. How's that?
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turftoad
02-15-2012, 01:08 PM
I'll gladly do it, can you provide a link for restroom usage?
Admit it. You just want to see his junk. :listen: :D
wayninja
02-15-2012, 01:17 PM
Admit it. You just want to see his junk. :listen: :D
Hell ya, I want to know how 'christian' he is.
wayninja
02-15-2012, 01:23 PM
That's the best joke you got?
Too bad he can't read defenses. How's that?
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That's not bad, not bad at all.
How about;
Tim may struggle with this since Dr Suess' books are more complex than Tim's playbook?
Needs work.
Chef Zambini
02-15-2012, 01:43 PM
tim tebow,
thats my name.
all i do is win the game.
i win in raIN,
I WIN IN SNOW,
I am A WINNER,
I AM tebow.
i do not like green eggs and ham,
i do not like the mike or sam.
I like my snaps from the shot gun,
I like to score when on the run.
I love my lord, just so you know,
he's on my side, I am Tebow.
wayninja
02-15-2012, 01:58 PM
Stick to cooking, Zam.
LTC Pain
02-15-2012, 03:20 PM
Everyone in the world pretty much knows that Tebow is an upstanding individual, there no doubting that.
I'm just waiting for a new thread the next time he uses the restroom. :tsk:
And if he does a #1 or #2!!!
broncobryce
02-15-2012, 03:29 PM
tim tebow,
thats my name.
all i do is win the game.
i win in raIN,
I WIN IN SNOW,
I am A WINNER,
I AM tebow.
i do not like green eggs and ham,
i do not like the mike or sam.
I like my snaps from the shot gun,
I like to score when on the run.
I love my lord, just so you know,
he's on my side, I am Tebow.
I like it ha ha ha
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TheReverend
02-15-2012, 05:41 PM
My daughter just told me about this very thing. How cool.
Dzone
02-15-2012, 08:57 PM
Seuss is one of the greatest philosophers in American history
Chef Zambini
02-16-2012, 02:05 AM
Seuss is one of the greatest philosophers in American historyDr. Seuss and Dr. Phil, masterminds.
TXBRONC
02-16-2012, 07:23 AM
And if he does a #1 or #2!!!
It's important to know which hand he shakes or wipes with which ever the case may be.
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