Tebow reading Green Eggs and Ham to children

[iLands]

http://www.bookitprogram.com/

[wayninja]

Too bad he will only teach about 47% of the kids to read.

[Buff]

Jeremy Lin is a better reader.

[TXBRONC]

http://www.bookitprogram.com/

Well 47% of all the kids who will listen to Tebow read this one instantaneously learn how to read that would be miraculous concerning he's not trying teach them to read.

[iLands]

Jeremy Lin is a better reader.

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[Chef Zambini]

LIN will teach them to use the abacus and make fireworks.

[Chef Zambini]

sorry, reminds me of that clown for a prez BUSH reading to children during the 9/11 attacks.

[turftoad]

Just wondering if this really deserves it own thread. Wow! :confused: Must be the offseason.

[wayninja]

Board would be pretty dead if we only opened newsworthy threads.

What am I saying? It's already pretty dead even with posting this stuff as news.

[UnderArmour]

This guy is a complete turd. We cut ties with fine, upstanding citizens like Perrish Cox and Brandon Marshall for scum like Tebow? Unbelievable. I am appalled.

[turftoad]

Everyone in the world pretty much knows that Tebow is an upstanding individual, there no doubting that.
I'm just waiting for a new thread the next time he uses the restroom. :tsk:

[wayninja]

Everyone in the world pretty much knows that Tebow is an upstanding individual, there no doubting that.
I'm just waiting for a new thread the next time he uses the restroom. :tsk:

I'll gladly do it, can you provide a link for restroom usage?

[broncobryce]

That's the best joke you got?

Too bad he can't read defenses. How's that?

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[turftoad]

I'll gladly do it, can you provide a link for restroom usage?

Admit it. You just want to see his junk. :listen: :D

[wayninja]

Admit it. You just want to see his junk. :listen: :D

Hell ya, I want to know how 'christian' he is.

[wayninja]

That's the best joke you got?

Too bad he can't read defenses. How's that?

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That's not bad, not bad at all.

How about;

Tim may struggle with this since Dr Suess' books are more complex than Tim's playbook?

Needs work.

[Chef Zambini]

tim tebow,
thats my name.
all i do is win the game.
i win in raIN,
I WIN IN SNOW,
I am A WINNER,
I AM tebow.
i do not like green eggs and ham,
i do not like the mike or sam.
I like my snaps from the shot gun,
I like to score when on the run.
I love my lord, just so you know,
he's on my side, I am Tebow.

[wayninja]

Stick to cooking, Zam.

[LTC Pain]

Everyone in the world pretty much knows that Tebow is an upstanding individual, there no doubting that.
I'm just waiting for a new thread the next time he uses the restroom. :tsk:

And if he does a #1 or #2!!!

[broncobryce]

tim tebow,
thats my name.
all i do is win the game.
i win in raIN,
I WIN IN SNOW,
I am A WINNER,
I AM tebow.
i do not like green eggs and ham,
i do not like the mike or sam.
I like my snaps from the shot gun,
I like to score when on the run.
I love my lord, just so you know,
he's on my side, I am Tebow.

I like it ha ha ha

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[TheReverend]

My daughter just told me about this very thing. How cool.

[Dzone]

Seuss is one of the greatest philosophers in American history

[Chef Zambini]

Seuss is one of the greatest philosophers in American historyDr. Seuss and Dr. Phil, masterminds.

[TXBRONC]

And if he does a #1 or #2!!!

It's important to know which hand he shakes or wipes with which ever the case may be.