Tebow invited to Military Ball date

[HORSEPOWER 56]

We all knew it was coming in light of the Mila Kunis/Justin Timberlake invites to the Marine Corps ball.

I hope he accepts. It's April 14th. I don't know if it will interfere with OTAs.

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[MileHighCrew]

We don't have events like that in the Canadian Military, but I wonder if my wife would be pissed if I invited Mila Kunis to a military mess dinner?

[Northman]

Yea, i think it would be cool for him to do it.

[wayninja]

I'm going to make a youtube video of me asking a celebrity to help me fix my car. They are kinda obligated, right?

[spikerman]

I hope he politely declines by explaining that he won't have time due to a scheduling conflict with his QB coach.

[MOtorboat]

That would have been epic if it was a dude.

But seriously, she's cute, he should go.

[BroncoNut]

damn she's cute. she has dimples. but I don't think that Tim should go with her. I think her motives are kinda selfish

[claymore]

That would have been epic if it was a dude.

But seriously, she's cute, he should go.

Its going to break alot of hearts when Tebow comes out of the closet.

[MOtorboat]

Its going to break alot of hearts when Tebow comes out of the closet.

I don't know, clay. I think his chances with the male population might be better.

[BORDERLINE]

she's looks cute. If tebow declines I will be there to pick up the pieces of her broken heart and help put it back together.

[claymore]

I don't know, clay. I think his chances with the male population might be better.

Maybe he will inspire Nut to follow him out of the closet>?

[BroncoNut]

Maybe he will inspire Nut to follow him out of the closet>?

so you think I am gay too?

[wayninja]

so you think I am gay too?

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g94/wayninja/oh-youre-straight.jpg

[claymore]

so you think I am gay too?

Sorry Nut. I didnt want you to find out like this. :(

[dogfish]

Its going to break alot of hearts when Tebow comes out of the closet.

and make your year. . .


:welcome:

[claymore]

and make your year. . .


:welcome:

Hell Yeah! ;)

[Dapper Dan]

At least she's not a Seaman.

[GEM]

He says yes. And then one of the Tebow Freakshows pulls a Tonya Harding and takes her place.

End of Story.

[BroncoNut]

He says yes. And then one of the Tebow Freakshows offs the poor girl and takes her place.

End of Story.

something I dont' think is good about this. didn't really envision that, but if I were in Tim's position, I'd say no, can't make it. just seems the event itself would cause too much stir.

[BroncoStud]

Maybe he will inspire Nut to follow him out of the closet>?

so you think I am gay too?

Perhaps just curious...

[wayninja]

something I dont' think is good about this. didn't really envision that, but if I were in Tim's position, I'd say no, can't make it. just seems the event itself would cause too much stir.

If he goes, it says he's pro-blood-for-oil civilian killing, but if he refuses, he's anti-american or gay.

Quite the quandary. Or a non-story. Depends on how busy the news cycle is.

[TXBRONC]

If it doesn't interfere with anything team related I don't see any harm in him going with her.

[GEM]

He says yes. And then one of the Tebow Freakshows pulls a Tonya Harding and takes her place.

End of Story.

I bet the freakshow that would do this is Jags. :shocked:

[catfish]

I bet the freakshow that would do this is Jags. :shocked:

or bullgator in drag:D

[Lancane]

and make your year. . .


:welcome:

At least we know why he is more inclined to hit a tight end then a wide receiver! :lol:

[Lancane]

If he goes, it says he's pro-blood-for-oil civilian killing, but if he refuses, he's anti-american or gay.

Quite the quandary. Or a non-story. Depends on how busy the news cycle is.

Not really Nin, a lot of people are starting to believe he's batting for the home team. Look how many women have been interested and nothing. Not that I feel he has to, but come on...he has every type of woman in the world interested and he always seems disinterested...it will lead people to believe that, despite him being a Christian. And if he is, being that his family is so devout, he'd probably destroy them by coming out of the closet, not to mention it would effect his stock with the Christian Base of his fans, and as such that he might just remain in the closet for a long period of time.

[sneakers]

The question is, would you do her?

[wayninja]

Not really Nin, a lot of people are starting to believe he's batting for the home team. Look how many women have been interested and nothing. Not that I feel he has to, but come on...he has every type of woman in the world interested and he always seems disinterested...it will lead people to believe that, despite him being a Christian. And if he is, being that his family is so devout, he'd probably destroy them by coming out of the closet, not to mention it would effect his stock with the Christian Base of his fans, and as such that he might just remain in the closet for a long period of time.

Batting for the home team is gay? I'm not sure I understand that one.

In any event, the rest of your reasoning seems sound to me, he's almost certainly a gay virgin.

It's easier for gay people to abstain, right?

[Lancane]

Batting for the home team is gay? I'm not sure I understand that one.

In any event, the rest of your reasoning seems sound to me, he's almost certainly a gay virgin.

It's easier for gay people to abstain, right?

When someone says that he or she is batting for the home team in regards to sexuality it means for the sex they are themselves - so yeah, it means gay.

[BeefStew25]

I don't play well on the road. That means I can't take a dump in a public place.

[Rex]

I dumped at the Missouri State Univ pool on Sat

[BeefStew25]

Was it a tough decision? I flee or fight. My senses are heightened when my descending colon is full.

[Rex]

Yes. Full of almonds and romaine. It was do or die

[wayninja]

Put the lap lanes are still clear, right?

[BroncoNut]

When someone says that he or she is batting for the home team in regards to sexuality it means for the sex they are themselves - so yeah, it means gay.

that's all you really had to say

[BroncoNut]

Yes. Full of almonds and romaine. It was do or die

mmm. almonds

[wayninja]

When someone says that he or she is batting for the home team in regards to sexuality it means for the sex they are themselves - so yeah, it means gay.

The analogy is still confusing. Wouldn't you be pitching against the home team? Or catching for the home team?

What if you are playing shortstop for the home team? If you are a switch hitter for the home team does that mean you go both ways? If so, what about switch hitters for the away team? If you are an umpire does that mean you like to watch?

[ShooterJM]

I've heard "playing for the other team", but never batting for the home team.


Also, how has this thread gone 3 pages and no one has pointed out it looks like she's wearing a raiders tshirt at the end! That's reason enough to duck out.

[wayninja]

I've heard "playing for the other team", but never batting for the home team.


Also, how has this thread gone 3 pages and no one has pointed out it looks like she's wearing a raiders tshirt at the end! That's reason enough to duck out.

To be fair, the full clip of the invite isn't posted here, just the news piece.

I did just watch the full clip and see what you are talking about, and it definitely looks like it COULD be a raiders t-shirt, but there's just not enough of it to say conclusively.

Here it is, starts at around the 1:15 mark:

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[DenBronx]

Well....Elway married a raiderette and that means he's still pounding on the raiders I guess.

[DenBronx]

He says yes. And then one of the Tebow Freakshows pulls a Tonya Harding and takes her place.

End of Story.

Gem, you should ask him. Everyone here will support you, now go make a video.

[BroncoNut]

I dumped at the Missouri State Univ pool on Sat

that reminded me of that scene from caddy shack

[BroncoNut]

no way would she be wearing a raiders t for that

[NightTerror218]

Gem, you should ask him. Everyone here will support you, now go make a video.

she would rather ask Decker. :welcome: