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MOtorboat
01-25-2012, 10:48 PM
http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/kim_kardashian_targets_tim_tebow/9577697

DenBronx
01-25-2012, 11:09 PM
Nah, Tim desrves a better girl then that. Shes hot but is too much into Hollywood.

camdisco24
01-25-2012, 11:10 PM
Beef wants to take part in a three way with Timmy and Kimmy?

MOtorboat
01-25-2012, 11:13 PM
Beef wants to take part in a three way with Timmy and Kimmy?

No. He wants Tim to get laid so he has an edge.

Kim is a total guarantee. She's a jersey chasing slut.

gnomeflinger
01-25-2012, 11:22 PM
When a guy takes a girl's virginity, he "pops her cherry." What is it called when a girl takes a guy's virginity?

Canmore
01-25-2012, 11:24 PM
When a guy takes a girl's virginity, he "pops her cherry." What is it called when a girl takes a guy's virginity?

Getting lucky. :D

BeefStew25
01-26-2012, 12:00 AM
Tim will find a better option than Dump Truck Ass.

I was pulling for Lindsay Vonn.

chazoe60
01-26-2012, 12:03 AM
This thread is much better suited for the Lounge.

BeefStew25
01-26-2012, 12:05 AM
This thread is much better suited for the Lounge.

No. The whole community needs to comment on this. I think that is Tim is thinking of getting with Kim, he needs to know our opinion on her.

Tim, she isn't Phillpino, and that isn't her foreskin.

sneakers
01-26-2012, 12:08 AM
lol she is done. It is all down hill from here. in 10 years she will be bankrupt.

BeefStew25
01-26-2012, 12:11 AM
I think she is pretty saavy with cash, Sneak.

Her issue will be the after effects of the female rejuvenation surgery. The proverbial hot dog down a hallway syndrome.

iLands
01-26-2012, 12:41 AM
Tim has something you can't buy - class.

Con_Valian
01-26-2012, 01:00 AM
Run, Tebow, run! He may need it but not that way.

DenBronx
01-26-2012, 01:22 AM
When a guy takes a girl's virginity, he "pops her cherry." What is it called when a girl takes a guy's virginity?

Hot Doggin

pnbronco
01-26-2012, 02:40 AM
Tim will find a better option than Dump Truck Ass.

I was pulling for Lindsay Vonn.

You are so right Beef. Lindsay would be a great choice..... Please Kim is way to ewwww.... and I think Tim knows that....

spikerman
01-26-2012, 06:55 AM
What if he goes out with her and she plays "hard to get?" Wait, what am I saying?

wayninja
01-26-2012, 09:46 AM
Am I the only one creeped out when I hear women saying they want to take someone's virginity?

wayninja
01-26-2012, 09:48 AM
When a guy takes a girl's virginity, he "pops her cherry." What is it called when a girl takes a guy's virginity?

Banana Peeling. Sad but true.

gnomeflinger
01-26-2012, 09:59 AM
Tim can do much better than with a mere socialite. Besides, she's only interested because he's popular right now. Run, Timmy! Run!

BroncoNut
01-26-2012, 10:05 AM
When a guy takes a girl's virginity, he "pops her cherry." What is it called when a girl takes a guy's virginity?

muddies his pickle?

BroncoNut
01-26-2012, 10:06 AM
Tim can do much better than with a mere socialite. Besides, she's only interested because he's popular right now. Run, Timmy! Run!

gee, do you think Gnome?

gnomeflinger
01-26-2012, 10:18 AM
gee, do you think Gnome?

I'm a little slow this morning. I woke up too early.

TXBRONC
01-26-2012, 10:22 AM
http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/kim_kardashian_targets_tim_tebow/9577697

I think Beef will end up very disappointed.

BroncoNut
01-26-2012, 10:23 AM
I'm a little slow this morning. I woke up too early.

yeah, yeah, sure

j/k

TXBRONC
01-26-2012, 10:24 AM
gee, do you think Gnome?

Nut shame on you for not treating Gnome like a lady. :tsk:

Just kidding.


I'm a little slow this morning. I woke up too early.

Thnikkaman
01-26-2012, 10:25 AM
**** this. I'm just sad that I don't get to watch Alana Rizzo during the Rockies games anymore.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Alanna+Rizzo+oW1fmiwux5bm.jpg

BroncoNut
01-26-2012, 10:27 AM
Nut shame on you for not treating Gnome like a lady. :tsk:

Just kidding.

don't ever "just kid me" I take nothing too seriously here.

TXBRONC
01-26-2012, 10:30 AM
don't ever "just kid me" I take nothing too seriously here.

Are you on the rag today?

BroncoNut
01-26-2012, 10:34 AM
Are you on the rag today?

no, just got off on Tuesday actually. sorry if that came off as bitchy. it was more of a jfyi, not a stern command

BroncoNut
01-26-2012, 10:46 AM
You're lucky I'm benevolent otherwise I would have told you to blow it out your ass.

wtf is this blowing it out my ass? you fuker, post reported

BroncoNut
01-26-2012, 10:54 AM
Reported for what? All I said is that because I'm understanding person I didn't tell you to blow it out your ass.

I'm sure the mods will deal with this appropriately

TXBRONC
01-26-2012, 10:56 AM
I'm sure the mods will deal with this appropriately

Geez I thought people from the East Coast had little thicker skin.

BroncoNut
01-26-2012, 10:57 AM
Geez I thought people from the East Coast had little thicker skin.

I'm a transplant from Iowa, very sensitive

TXBRONC
01-26-2012, 10:59 AM
I'm a transplant from Iowa, very sensitive

Oh my deepest apologise. I didn't mean to be insensitive.

Thnikkaman
01-26-2012, 11:46 AM
Oh my deepest apologise. I didn't mean to be insensitive.

A colleague of mine from school wrote this about Iowans, and I feel it to be true:


“Iowa Nice” is a phrase used to describe the almost in-your-face hospitality we tend to show the world. I live in Maryland nowadays, and my habits of calling everyone “sir” and “ma’am” tend to get people looking at me funny and wondering where I’m originally from. An Iowan is someone who will do your dishes without even being asked, someone who will give you the last nickel in their bank account because you’re in a crisis, someone who —

But there’s also “Iowa Mean,” too: and I have to tell you, I’ve never found any state that has elevated grudgeholding to quite the level Iowans do. It’s not an in-your-face meanness: it’s the kind of thing that makes you wish you were in New York City, where if someone’s mean to you they at least have the grace to make sure you know it. Iowa Mean is when you’re standing on the street bleeding to death and screaming for help, and every passerby makes eye contact with you, makes sure you know they’ve seen you, and then just keeps on walking by without a word. It isn’t treating someone as if they’re socially invisible: it’s making someone knows that you do see them… and you don’t even care enough to laugh at them… and neither does anyone else.

It takes a special hardness of heart to be Iowa Mean.

slim
01-26-2012, 12:20 PM
A college of mine from school wrote this about Iowans, and I feel it to be true:

Which college of yours wrote that?

Thnikkaman
01-26-2012, 12:25 PM
Which college of yours wrote that?

High as **** university.

TXBRONC
01-26-2012, 12:29 PM
A college of mine from school wrote this about Iowans, and I feel it to be true:

Thanks.

I have some friends that are native Iowans but they don't fit the Iowa mean part.

slim
01-26-2012, 12:31 PM
Kim is freaking nasty.

She makes me want to puke.

NightTerror218
01-26-2012, 12:35 PM
LINDSEY VON is my vote, so hot yet not a tramp.

BeefStew25
01-26-2012, 12:35 PM
Kim is freaking nasty.

She makes me want to puke.

I would play with her boobs. There I said it.

NightTerror218
01-26-2012, 12:37 PM
I would play with her boobs. There I said it.

Like parking your bike in an airplane hanger. Dont go there!:tsk:

slim
01-26-2012, 12:38 PM
I would play with her boobs. There I said it.

Ewww...

BeefStew25
01-26-2012, 12:39 PM
Ewww...

What? I would do it for you guys. Imagine the lounge thread it would spawn.

slim
01-26-2012, 12:42 PM
What? I would do it for you guys. Imagine the lounge thread it would spawn.

Good point. We need to make this happen.

BeefStew25
01-26-2012, 12:43 PM
Good point. We need to make this happen.

It would be like meating Hunny times infinity cubed.

Thnikkaman
01-26-2012, 01:05 PM
I would play with her boobs. There I said it.

Which one's the fat one? I want her.

Thnikkaman
01-26-2012, 01:06 PM
It would be like meating Hunny times infinity cubed.

I need a visual reminder of Hunny.

wayninja
01-26-2012, 01:10 PM
What? I would do it for you guys. Imagine the lounge thread it would spawn.

How is this already not a lounge thread?

dunk7
01-26-2012, 10:37 PM
Dating Kim Kardashian = Madden Cover...do either and you'll be cursed

wayninja
01-27-2012, 12:09 AM
Dating Kim Kardashian = Madden Cover...do either and you'll be cursed

That's some medieval ass medicine you got there. In today's western medicine dominated society, it's called herpes.