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UnderArmour
01-14-2012, 10:57 AM
Prepare to lose New England! Tim Tebow is coming to town and he is going to run for over 200 yards today on your pathetic defense. lol @ your D Line. Your D Line sucks so much. Vince Wilfork wouldn't even make our practice squad. One of the most overrated players in the NFL. You guys are going to wish after today that you hadn't cut Albert Haynesworth because he was your only hope of stopping Tim Tebow today. Josh McDaniels STOLE a future hall of fame talent in Rus Hochstein from you so he's going to drive your D-Line like it's a convertible. Tim Tebow is going to throw for at least 200 yards today too so he got that going for him too.

Tom Brady is a good QB but he can't keep up with Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow is just too good. The only reason Tim Tebow lost the last three games is because he had already got Denver into the playoffs(he can predict the future). He was using his time to gather his energy for a run at the Super Bowl. You see... The Patriots have to have witches cast spells for them to win but Tim Tebow's light shines brighter than any heretic's blasphemous spells could ever hope. Tom Brady is going to choke big time just like he has ever since going 18-1.

New England's joke of a defense cannot hope to stop D Thomas, Eddie Royal, and Matt Willis. McCourty is a joke. Your safeties, even if they are healthy this time around, are a joke. Your offensive linemen are going to be demolished by Von Miller and Elvis Dumervil. Every shitty player Josh McDaniels left us with is going to have a monster game today. Robert Ayers? At least 2 sacks and a forced fumble. D Thomas? At least 100 yards receiving. Tim Tebow? 200 Rushing, 200 passing. Hell, RYAN MCBEAN 2 SACKS 1 FORCED FUMBLE. We tried to get rid of most of them but they somehow stuck on our roster and now Josh McDaniels is going to look all smart so that when Belichick gets fired you'll hire Josh McDaniels and then he can destroy your franchise too.

So be afraid New England!!!!!!!!! TIM TEBOW IS GOING TO DESTROY YOU!!!!!!! You will be the laughing stock of the NFL tomorrow after we blow you out by at least 4 touchdowns. IMO, Denver 52 New England 17. You have no chance to win this game whatsoever. Last game was a fluke.

BroncoJoe
01-14-2012, 11:02 AM
The Patriots didn't beat a team with a winning record all season. They played only two teams that finished over. 500 — the Giants (9-7) and the Steelers (12-4) — and lost both games. So much for "mighty".

:)

Tebowtime2011
01-14-2012, 11:11 AM
I'm sorry under armour but your dreaming I would love core this yup happen but it won't their defense is bad but every thing changes in the playoffs and tom brady is a HOF qb and very difficult to stop I'm not dating broncos won't win I'm saying it will be closer than that when broncos win

UnderArmour
01-14-2012, 11:51 AM
I'm sorry under armour but your dreaming I would love core this yup happen but it won't their defense is bad but every thing changes in the playoffs and tom brady is a HOF qb and very difficult to stop I'm not dating broncos won't win I'm saying it will be closer than that when broncos win

Tom Brady may be a HOF QB but he's no TIM TEBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

note: this thread and all posts in the smack section by UnderArmour are not intended to be taken seriously

MOtorboat
01-14-2012, 11:56 AM
http://sienafantasyfootball.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/not-sure-if-serious.jpg

WTE
01-14-2012, 01:12 PM
The Patriots didn't beat a team with a winning record all season. They played only two teams that finished over. 500 — the Giants (9-7) and the Steelers (12-4) — and lost both games. So much for "mighty".

:)

They beat teams that had a winning record at the time like the Jets, Chargers, Cowboys.

The Patriots have won 8 in a row. The Broncos have won one in a row.

No team that finished 8-8 has ever got past the divisional round.

Oh, and one more thing. Tim Tebow throws like this:

http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/reuters/20100830/02/206207788-30082010024327.jpg

Tebowtime2011
01-14-2012, 05:09 PM
Sorry to crush everybodies dreams a and be a troll but THIS THREAD IS A JOKE NO WAY 52-17!!! broncos win 27-24

PatriotsGuy
01-14-2012, 05:13 PM
That was too long for me to read.

Thnikkaman
01-14-2012, 05:55 PM
That was too long for me to read.

tl;dr?

PatriotsGuy
01-14-2012, 06:00 PM
tl;dr?

Precisely!

UnderArmour
01-14-2012, 06:17 PM
tl;dr version:

http://i.imgur.com/9c8P7.gif

PatriotsGuy
01-14-2012, 06:18 PM
tl;dr version:

http://i.imgur.com/9c8P7.gif

Lol

kcvet
01-15-2012, 08:58 AM
what was the final score ???? :coffee:

MOtorboat
01-15-2012, 09:33 AM
what was the final score ???? :coffee:

1993.

kcvet
01-15-2012, 09:40 AM
1993.

NE 1993 donks 10 ???? :lol::lol:

MOtorboat
01-15-2012, 09:43 AM
NE 1993 donks 10 ???? :lol::lol:

Yep.

What was it 1969 or was it 1970, I can't remember?

kcvet
01-15-2012, 09:45 AM
Yep.

What was it 1969 or was it 1970, I can't remember?

could be right. i fell asleep on this one last night

WTE
01-15-2012, 09:50 AM
I don't think kcvet got the joke.:confused:

MOtorboat
01-15-2012, 09:51 AM
I don't think kcvet got the joke.:confused:

He's getting it. He just doesn't want to acknowledge it.

kcvet
01-15-2012, 10:05 AM
He's getting it. He just doesn't want to acknowledge it.


What was it 1969 or was it 1970, I can't remember?

you weren't born till 1993 :listen:

BeefStew25
01-15-2012, 10:22 AM
you weren't born till 1993 :listen:

I had no pubes in 1993.

BroncoNut
01-15-2012, 10:26 AM
Man. why did you start this thread UA?