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Joel
01-13-2012, 08:10 PM
The group plans to gather Friday (the 13th, mind you) to nullify any curses associated with Brady being splashed on the cover of past issues of Sports Illustrated. No Tim Tebow hexes are planned -- these are nice witches, with jobs and email addresses -- but the ladies are heavily into Patriots football and not afraid to toy with the outcome.

"I'm going to raise the energy of the universe and send out all the good mojo," a sorceress by the name Lorelei told the Boston Herald. "(Fellow witch) Lori will call in the Angels."
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d825f3898/article/salem-witches-in-bradys-corner-but-wont-hex-tebow

I still don't think football is high on Jesus' priority list, but between this and NE re-hiring McDumbass just in time to play Denver, we should know for certain in about 24 hours.... :lol:

Clipworthy
01-13-2012, 09:18 PM
angels can't f*** with jesus

Joel
01-13-2012, 10:28 PM
angels can't f*** with jesus
Truth; i'm pretty sure it's in their contracts. ;)

Ziggy
01-13-2012, 10:40 PM
The witches aren't stupid enough to put a hex on Tebow or any other Christians.

Genesis 12:3: I will bless those who bless you,
And I will curse him who curses you

Medford Bronco
01-13-2012, 10:41 PM
Maybe Josh can bring his winning ways from St Louis to NE. :lol:

MasterShake
01-13-2012, 10:42 PM
Those "witches" are pretty close to Salem, aren't they? I think the folks around there know how to handle them.

BroncoNut
01-13-2012, 10:58 PM
I still don't think football is high on Jesus' priority list, but between this and NE re-hiring McDumbass just in time to play Denver, we should know for certain in about 24 hours.... :lol:

Have you accepted Christ as your personal saviour?

BroncoStud
01-13-2012, 11:42 PM
I thought the Salem Witches became Smores a few hundred years ago...

Joel
01-13-2012, 11:54 PM
Have you accepted Christ as your personal saviour?
Yeah, but because of Someone other than Tim Tebow. ;)

I Eat Staples
01-14-2012, 03:18 AM
Lol witches and Jesus.