Eating dog food got me 86'd from Wal-Mart?

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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Rover the
wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!! :(

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[SBboundBRONCOS]

is that a true story top, because if it is that is awesome,

i am never clever enough to think of things like that on spot, usually like 5 min later i think of something brilliant but by then its too late

[SR]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[underrated29]

top that is the craziest thing i have ever heard. lol!!!

you kicked out of walmart, hilarious. what were they afraid you were going to go sample the litter boxes next. LOL. thats just plain awesome.

if this really happened you should send them a pile of the rubber dog crap everyday for a few weeks.

[OB]

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Rover the
wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!! :(

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Top you wouldnt say that to anyone - youre too nice :D

But I like the idea - Im gonna give it to my brother and see if he'll do it - but I have to be there

If you really did do that (well you've been hanging around me too much) :laugh:

[TXBRONC]

What does wife think about sniffing an Irish Setters butt? :laugh:

[Poet]

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I bow to you sir.