some pats/broncos humor

[catfish]

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said
God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt
... special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
....
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and
drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag
waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every
window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door.
Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even
went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Tom?"
"Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine

[camdisco24]

Everyone knows God is a Broncos fan!!

[Chef Zambini]

this joke is older than me!
thanks anyway.
My cowboys friend asks me,
'do you knbow why there is a whole in the roof of cowboy stadium? "
I respond,
"to let out all that hot air! "

[WTE]

I've got one too.....

Q: How come Tim Tebow's girlfriend doesn't have to worry about him cheating on her?

A: 'Cuz Tim is a virgin.



~Ha ha, pretty good, huh?

Made it up myself~

[catfish]

I've got one too.....

Q: How come Tim Tebow's girlfriend doesn't have to worry about him cheating on her?

A: 'Cuz Tim is a virgin.



~Ha ha, pretty good, huh?

Made it up myself~

I don't know if he still is...he ****** Miami, Oakland, San Diego, Kansas City, New York, Minnesota and Chicago...getting nervous?

[BroncoNut]

I like making up jokes.

Heres one, just off the cuff.

there was a rabbi, a priest and a pollack sitting at the neighborhood tap. the priest says to the pollack, "so who do you think is the best team in the NFL?" and the pollack says, I don't know, yoiu might want the ask the rabbi, so the priest asks the rabbi. The rabbi says, "i don't know, but I think it is the Denver Broncos" :lol:

[WTE]

That was good 'Nut. I like making up jokes too.

Here's another.

A Broncos fan invited a Patriots fan over to dinner for a five course gourmet meal.

The Broncos fan delivered the first course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the second course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the third course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the fourth course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the fifth course.

It was the most delicious meal the Patriots fan ever tasted!

"Why the big change in the fifth course," the Patriot fan asked?

The Broncos fan replied, "The fifth course was Tebow time!"

[wayninja]

I don't know if he still is...he ****** Miami, Oakland, San Diego, Kansas City, New York, Minnesota and Chicago...getting nervous?

Awesomesauce.

[catfish]

That was good 'Nut. I like making up jokes too.

Here's another.

A Broncos fan invited a Patriots fan over to dinner for a five course gourmet meal.

The Broncos fan delivered the first course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the second course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the third course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the fourth course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the fifth course.

It was the most delicious meal the Patriots fan ever tasted!

"Why the big change in the fifth course," the Patriot fan asked?

The Broncos fan replied, "The fifth course was Tebow time!"

How can you tell a three time superbowl wining QB from a 2nd year QB?.. The superbowl winner is in womens shoes, enjoy the UGGS Tom

[BroncoNut]

That was good 'Nut. I like making up jokes too.

Here's another.

A Broncos fan invited a Patriots fan over to dinner for a five course gourmet meal.

The Broncos fan delivered the first course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the second course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the third course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the fourth course.
It sucked.

The Broncos fan delivered the fifth course.

It was the most delicious meal the Patriots fan ever tasted!

"Why the big change in the fifth course," the Patriot fan asked?

The Broncos fan replied, "The fifth course was Tebow time!"

OMG. that is really stupid.

10 out of 10