Philip Rivers is 9-2 against the Broncos [Archive]

wayninja

11-24-2011, 10:44 AM

He will throw touchdown passes on each possession and the score will be 56-0 by the end of the first half.

In the second half Tolbert will run for touchdowns on each possession. Final score 102-3 after Tebow drives down the field but with only enough time to kick a field goal, which he will take care of personally.

lgenf

11-24-2011, 10:45 AM

Yep, he won't even play in the second half cause it will be out of hand by that point

camdisco24

11-24-2011, 10:47 AM

Tebow will have an amazing 4th qtr drive...

...But it will be too late because the score will be 78-3 and all the Chargers will be in the locker room already. We're in for a loooong game.

Nomad

11-24-2011, 10:48 AM

9-3 after Sunday:cool:

Sorry MO! I spaced the intent of the thread.....my apologies.

camdisco24

11-24-2011, 10:50 AM

Sorry MO! I spaced the intent of the thread.....my apologies.

Edit before it's too late!!! :beer:

TXBRONC

11-24-2011, 10:57 AM

Edit before it's too late!!! :beer:

It was to late the second hit the submit button. :tsk:

Davii

11-24-2011, 10:57 AM

We're getting slaughtered. Rivers' jersey will look fresh from the wash as Von Doom won't lay a mitt on him...

Nomad

11-24-2011, 11:11 AM

It was to late the second hit the submit button. :tsk:

Hey you just worry about your turkey frying:D

MOtorboat

11-24-2011, 11:16 AM

Sorry MO! I spaced the intent of the thread.....my apologies.

No need to edit, the mojo is helped by the confusion. It's all about confusing the football gods.

Locnar

11-24-2011, 11:17 AM

Philip Rivers is a hall of fame quarterback.

FlyByU

11-24-2011, 11:22 AM

Rivers will have a Career day 500+ yards passing 125yds rushing 6TD's passing and rushing

Nomad

11-24-2011, 11:28 AM

No need to edit, the mojo is helped by the confusion. It's all about confusing the football gods.

lgenf has to have a 'we'll win' counter thread

wayninja

11-24-2011, 11:28 AM

Phillip Rivers is Elite.

MOtorboat

11-24-2011, 11:31 AM

lgenf has to have a 'we'll win' counter thread

No, that's not necessary. The nuthuggers are so prevalant on this board it doesn't matter.

chazoe60

11-24-2011, 11:32 AM

We're doomed. I don't even know if I'll watch since the outcome is so obvious anyway.

BTW MO, this should probably just go in granola boy's negativity thread. ;)

TXBRONC

11-24-2011, 11:42 AM

Hey you just worry about your turkey frying:D

Worry about your turkey. :lol:

jhildebrand

11-24-2011, 01:06 PM

Philip Rivers is 9-2 against the Broncos

Enough said.

Well, Philip Rivers is 9-1 against the Broncos and 0-1 against Hochuli.

Just sayin :coffee:

MOtorboat

11-24-2011, 01:12 PM

Well, Philip Rivers is 9-1 against the Broncos and 0-1 against Hochuli.

Just sayin :coffee:

That's a great point.

I have no clue how they won't beat Denver Sunday. That other loss was flukey too because of the special teams scores...

Northman

11-24-2011, 01:16 PM

Rivers will not throw one INT this weekend.

Thnikkaman

11-24-2011, 01:54 PM

The only chance we have to win is if Hochulie (sp?) is the head ref and is tripping balls on shrooms.

chazoe60

11-24-2011, 02:11 PM

The only chance we have to win is if Hoculie (sp?) is the head ref and is tripping balls on shrooms.

Ed Hochouli, the Dock Ellis of NFL refs? :laugh:

BroncoBJ

11-24-2011, 02:26 PM

Take away the game where Jay fumbled and we scored and went for 2.

And take away the 2 fluke Special team TD's by Royal, and he'd be undefeated. :fight:

Knew there was a reason I hated Rivers. :fight:

Flex040679

11-24-2011, 02:59 PM

It doesn't have a thing to do with Rivers... the Chargers have been a better team for quite sometime. But lucky for Denver their getting old and Rivers looks like shit so

Denver wins and their losing streak continues

spikerman

11-24-2011, 03:10 PM

MOtorboat

11-24-2011, 03:13 PM

:tsk::tsk::tsk:

It's ok. He's new.

spikerman

11-24-2011, 03:17 PM

I can feel it in my bones - This week Rivers out "Tebows" Tebow and wins not with his arm, but with his legs. Final score 31-10 SD with four rushing TD's by Phillip "The Wind" Rivers.

Slick

11-24-2011, 03:56 PM

Randy McMichael catches 3 touchdowns. Career day.

Good job Mo.

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MOtorboat

11-24-2011, 05:25 PM

Ryan Matthews goes for two bills.

Magnificent Seven

11-24-2011, 05:41 PM

9-3!

Denver Defense will crush Chargers big time! I believe in Denver Defense!

GO BRONCOS!

MOtorboat

11-24-2011, 05:46 PM

:tsk:

turftoad

11-24-2011, 05:56 PM

Phillip Rivers wife admits she's a carpet muncher. Phillip is so heart broken, he misses the game.

Insert Billy Volek. Volek throws for 310 and 3 tds. Bolts win in a blow out.

I Eat Staples

11-24-2011, 09:52 PM

Yeah, I don't see us winning this one. Norv Turner will put his team in the best possible position to lose, but they'll find a way to win.

They're still very good and we aren't.

catfish

11-24-2011, 10:29 PM

he will actually be 11-2 after this weekend as Denver is going to get beat so bad the NFL will count it as 2 wins for Rivers

Ravage!!!

11-24-2011, 10:31 PM

Normally I would say we don't have a chance, but San Diego is playing like SHIT. Our defense is rolling.. and winning us games, while SD's defense is putrid lately. They have more talent, and a much better QB..but we have Von Doom and the defense that is causing havoc.

The problem, like any week, is if we fall behind and have to rely on throwing the ball to catch up. That, or god forbid (kinda funny using that expression with Tebow on the team, since we know Tebow has a direct line to the man upstairs)...we have to run a Two-minute drill. Then we are totally ******.

But SD's offense doesn't scare me this year.... neither does their defense. Our defense and special teams will win another game for us. :salute:

BroncoStud

11-24-2011, 10:51 PM

100% correct hahaha.

Timmy!

11-25-2011, 01:00 AM

nate jackson stat line:

16 catches 283 yards, 5 td`s.
1 rush, 80 yards, 1 td.

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wayninja

11-25-2011, 01:35 AM

Mercy rule will come into effect by the end of the first half. No SD citizens will be arrested for disorderly conduct at Qualcomm.

MOtorboat

11-25-2011, 08:43 AM

nate jackson stat line:

16 catches 283 yards, 5 td`s.
1 rush, 80 yards, 1 td.

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I think you mean Vincent.

BigDaddyBronco

11-25-2011, 09:12 AM

Tolbert runs for 150 and 2 TD's. Rivers has his bounce back game and throws for 3 TD's and no INT's. We lose 49-13.

claymore

11-25-2011, 09:15 AM

Phillip Rivers wife admits she's a carpet muncher. Phillip is so heart broken, he misses the game.

Insert Billy Volek. Volek throws for 310 and 3 tds. Bolts win in a blow out.

If she is with Phillip she is an open carpet muncher. He is such a vahj.

Nomad

11-25-2011, 09:29 AM

Phillip Rivers wife admits she's a carpet muncher. Phillip is so heart broken, he misses the game.

Insert Billy Volek. Volek throws for 310 and 3 tds. Bolts win in a blow out.

Seems to be a growing trend nowadays when wives aren't happy with their husbands.

TXBRONC

11-25-2011, 09:32 AM

Seems to be a growing trend nowadays when wives aren't happy with their husbands.

Unsatisfied.

camdisco24

11-25-2011, 09:45 AM

No SD citizens will be arrested for disorderly conduct at Qualcomm.

Well...... let's not get carried away.

HORSEPOWER 56

11-25-2011, 10:58 AM

With their undying fan support, the Chargers are sure to win...

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82472b15/article/chargers-local-tv-blackout-lifted-for-game-vs-tebows-broncos?module=HP11_headline_stack

Man, those fans really know how to get up for a home game. Blackout lifted and all...

T.K.O.

11-25-2011, 12:32 PM

Rivers looked like a beaten man after last week....i just hope he still feels that way sunday.
I think this game decides the post season fates of both squads:shocked::salute:

MOtorboat

11-25-2011, 12:36 PM

Rivers throws for 500 yards Sunday and scores six touchdowns.

Shazam!

11-25-2011, 12:39 PM

...all it means is that Denver is due for a W.

T.K.O.

11-25-2011, 12:41 PM

Rivers throws for 500 yards Sunday and scores six touchdowns.

4 of which will be pick 6's:elefant::defense::salute:

MOtorboat

11-25-2011, 12:47 PM

:tsk:

nevcraw

11-25-2011, 03:05 PM

nothing cures the the Chargers woes like playing the broncos.

catfish

11-25-2011, 03:14 PM

this is th week where it all clicks for the chargers and the wheels fall off the option offense

EastCoastBronco

11-25-2011, 03:52 PM

Von Miller is going to do to Phyllis the same thing Zed did to Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction...All game long.
And Bruce Willis won't be there to save him...;-)

He's going to end his $hitty season and it ain't going to be pretty...

BigDaddyBronco

11-25-2011, 03:56 PM

:ponder: :dur:

:focus:

Medford Bronco

11-25-2011, 08:36 PM

:eek:Cutler put a curse on Rivers and then got hurt last week

wayninja

11-25-2011, 08:49 PM

Chargers will drive Tebow into the ground like a tent peg:

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/26/26552/SB-Lions_Defenders-R_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg

Medford Bronco

11-25-2011, 09:47 PM

Chargers will drive Tebow into the ground like a tent peg:

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/26/26552/SB-Lions_Defenders-R_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg

That is Cutler after the beatings the Chargers gave him

tubby

11-26-2011, 12:39 AM

Butler pwns mobile QBs

chazoe60

11-26-2011, 12:58 AM

Chargers will drive Tebow into the ground like a tent peg:

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/26/26552/SB-Lions_Defenders-R_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg

So, that's why Tebow runs so well, he's got the legs of a black man.

Bronco4ever

11-26-2011, 02:03 AM

The Broncos should be thankful that they can actually grace the same playing field as the San Diego Super Chargers. As a fan, I wouldn't even be embarrassed if Denver didn't show up and forfeits the game. Being realistic, we have the same odds of winning as Kim Jong-il does of receiving a Nobel Peace Prize.

tubby

11-27-2011, 01:20 PM

Norv pwns

MOtorboat

11-27-2011, 02:02 PM

Rivers throws for 500, Vincent Jackson has 300 of those and scores five touchdowns.

FlyByU

11-27-2011, 02:10 PM

Rivers throws for 500, Vincent Jackson has 300 of those and scores five touchdowns.

Out of Rivers 6 TD passes which 4 are rushing TD's