Fundraiser: Get Jay Cutler a REAL Haircut

[WARHORSE]

OK, look. We spent the entire Elway years lookin at his mop top, and listening to the heckles. No problem, we were kickin butt. Elway, at some point in his mirror, decided to make a substantial change in DO, and needless to say, it made him a WHOLE lot more marketable than he was before.

SO, since appearance has much to do with perception in the limelight world of today, can someone please tell Jay to get a crop, and lets flow with it. Look at Matt Hasslebeck for cryin out loud. You telling me hes more marketable????

I aint askin you guys to get queer eyed or anything like that.(a reference to the show mind you) I mean, afterall, this is FOOTBALL for cryin out loud.

But we want to rule the gridiron.........AND the public relations areas of the NFL. In order to get up there with the Pats and Cowboys when it comes to the top money makin franchises.........you need a QB that can be in the spotlight..........and be THE MAN.


So........what route shall we go?:coffee:

GEM can round up the girlies on this one. Go get em GEM!:salute:

[BroncoWave]

Who the hell cares what kind of hair he has? As long as he is throwing touchdowns and leading us to wins, he can dye his hair purple for all I care.

[WARHORSE]

Who the hell cares what kind of hair he has? As long as he is throwing touchdowns and leading us to wins, he can dye his hair purple for all I care.


Then shut up.:salute:

[underrated29]

i went iwth the corn rows.


Our qb with some rows.


Heall yaya.

[WARHORSE]

i went iwth the corn rows.


Our qb with some rows.


Heall yaya.



lol


Man, who started this thread anyways.........:tsk:


heh heh


Cutler with corn rows.:shocked:

I have to say that Id turn to drinking heavily.

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lol


Man, who started this thread anyways.........:tsk:


heh heh


Cutler with corn rows.:shocked:

I have to say that Id turn to drinking heavily.

Sounds good to me.



Even without the corn rows . . . :drinking:



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[Dreadnought]

I noted two votes for Mullet - that no doubt from our Chief fans. I'd like to see him in a crew cut; it might help his downfield vision to have that hair out of his eyes.

[WARHORSE]

Sounds good to me.



Even without the corn rows . . . :drinking:



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Lets begin with some flamin Jim Beam shots then, eh?

lol

Followed by some BUDDDDDD to put the fire out......heh heh.

[Superchop 7]

Hey, I'll pay for the thing, just get him away from his mom's house of hair hell.

[Shazam!]

Who the hell cares what kind of hair he has? As long as he is throwing touchdowns and leading us to wins, he can dye his hair purple for all I care.

I remember Jake looking like a filthy crack addict living under a bridge. He represents the Broncos. He is the leader of the team. He should look professional.

I don't like the NY Yankees AT ALL, but I do like their policy on hair and appearance. Made me think about it when Jake looked like a bum.

Jay should just get a neat trim.

[Superchop 7]

Jakes hair got him kicked out of the league.

[BroncoWave]

Then shut up.:salute:

You're right, since I disagree with the topic I shouldn't be posting on it. :rolleyes:

But for the record, if he had to change it, the mullet is the way to go. Always classy! :D

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Lets begin with some flamin Jim Beam shots then, eh?

lol

Followed by some BUDDDDDD to put the fire out......heh heh.

Talk Jack Daniels and Coors, and you've got a date. http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/thwink.gif



But, back to Jay's coiffure, what's a mullet? :confused:



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[BroncoWave]

I remember Jake looking like a filthy crack addict living under a bridge. He represents the Broncos. He is the leader of the team. He should look professional.

I don't like the NY Yankees AT ALL, but I do like their policy on hair and appearance. Made me think about it when Jake looked like a bum.

Jay should just get a neat trim.

I loved Jake's look. He didn't give a damn what anyone else thought of how he looked and I respect that in a guy! I hated his play but loved the mountain man look. I would much rather a QB lead us to a SB than have a QB who looks nice.

[sacmar]

Jay can cut a freakin raider emblem in his dreds for all i care, just win these damn games

[LRtagger]

IMO he should grow the molester mustache ala Jake. That would be classic.

[BroncoWave]

IMO he should grow the molester mustache ala Jake. That would be classic.

Agreed! Nothing screams class like this:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/dd51/plummerstache.jpghttp://www.brianbehrend.com/links/archives/images/plummer-porn.jpg

[CrazyHorse]

The Mountain Man
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l216/dmothe30/plummerbeard.jpg
This would look good on Jay Cutler.

[Italianmobstr7]

Jay should keep everything how it is. I'm personally not one to care about his looks. I could care less if he's marketable. Hassleback is marketing all kinds of stuff and he's going bald. It doesn't matter to me though, honestly. The guy just got voted into the pro bowl. I'm sure the ladies love him just how he is. They should be the only ones worrying about what he looks like out there. As long as he's winning, I'm happy.

[Broncogator]

He looks like Ringo from the Beatles cartoon...


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/broncogator/cutlerringo2.jpg

[LordTrychon]

http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/0d/00/20070101105309990001

[BroncoWave]

Jay should keep everything how it is. I'm personally not one to care about his looks. I could care less if he's marketable. Hassleback is marketing all kinds of stuff and he's going bald. It doesn't matter to me though, honestly. The guy just got voted into the pro bowl. I'm sure the ladies love him just how he is. They should be the only ones worrying about what he looks like out there. As long as he's winning, I'm happy.

Agreed. Winning football games and making pro bowls will make him marketable. Not his haircut.

[WARHORSE]

i noted two votes for mullet - that no doubt from our chief fans. I'd like to see him in a crew cut; it might help his downfield vision to have that hair out of his eyes.


lol!

[WARHORSE]

You're right, since I disagree with the topic I shouldn't be posting on it. :rolleyes:

But for the record, if he had to change it, the mullet is the way to go. Always classy! :D


The classical mullet...........Ive heard it all........heh heh:D

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The classical mullet...........Ive heard it all........heh heh:D

Hmmm . . . is that anything like Beethoven? :confused:

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[WARHORSE]

Talk Jack Daniels and Coors, and you've got a date. http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/thwink.gif



But, back to Jay's coiffure, what's a mullet? :confused:



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OK, I was going to post some photos for ya, but cant seem to bring them onsite.

Think Billy Ray Cyrus in his hey day though........:coffee:

[WARHORSE]

Maybe one of our more skilled computer graphics cats in here can photo shop the different do's on Cutler..............give everyone sumthin ta pull their vote from.......lol

[omac]

He looks like Ringo from the Beatles cartoon...


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/broncogator/cutlerringo2.jpg

You're right. :D The moptop look suits him.

[KCL]

I noted two votes for Mullet - that no doubt from our Chief fans. I'd like to see him in a crew cut; it might help his downfield vision to have that hair out of his eyes.


lol!

From Chiefs fans....I didn't vote...did DC? :rolleyes:

[jrelway]

i think his bangs get in the way when he throws into double, triple coverage. go with the caezer cut jay.

[BroncoWave]

Maybe one of our more skilled computer graphics cats in here can photo shop the different do's on Cutler..............give everyone sumthin ta pull their vote from.......lol

I'll see what I can do. Give me an hour or so.

[BroncoWave]

Mullet:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Warbirdz7/JCMullet.jpg

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Mullet:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Warbirdz7/JCMullet.jpg

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[KCL]

Mullet:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Warbirdz7/JCMullet.jpg

Now he looks like Joe Dirt....:laugh:

[WARHORSE]

Mullet:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Warbirdz7/JCMullet.jpg


:salute::salute::salute::salute::salute:


QUADRUPLE SALUTE + ONE DUDE!


Thats absolutely hilarious.

[DenBronx]

I remember Jake looking like a filthy crack addict living under a bridge. He represents the Broncos. He is the leader of the team. He should look professional.

I don't like the NY Yankees AT ALL, but I do like their policy on hair and appearance. Made me think about it when Jake looked like a bum.

Jay should just get a neat trim.




why, so he can look like ben afleck?



i chose mohawk. :laugh:

[MileHighWrath]

At least he should do something different than the kid on 2 and a Half Men
http://tshf.net/honorees/2006Cutler-Head.jpghttp://www.dailyceleb.com/thumbs/tn.DC.481667.jpg

[Buff]

Here's a look that's in-line with management...

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/zapparulez/Bronco%20Pics%20Elway%20Era/patbowlenfurcoat.jpg

His pimp hand is strong.