People you'd rather have as your QB

[SR]

Doesn't even have to be another QB. Doesn't even have to be a real person. For example, I'd rather have Timmy from South Park as our QB than Kyle Orton.

[BroncoJoe]

You had to pick someone with the name Timmy? :)

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[MasterShake]

Voltron.

[SR]

You had to pick someone with the name Timmy? :)

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That was totally coincidence. I don't even count Tim Tebow as a QB.

I would rather have The Backwards Man as our QB than Kyle Orton.

[spikerman]

Me. I'd take $9 million to not score any points too.

[chazoe60]

Christopher Reeves, Weeman, a piece of lint, half chewed dog food....

[BroncoJoe]

That was totally coincidence. I don't even count Tim Tebow as a QB.

I would rather have The Backwards Man as our QB than Kyle Orton.

Nah. It was your sub-conscience working.

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[Dank Smoker]

How about Gerrad ,,the qb that Jacksonville threw to the corner..or lets make a trade with Indy for Collins..John Fox will make a 5 player trade for him nxt wk..like he did down in Carolina..Fox will take this team Down and waste one of the best runners in the leauge IN lynch..Maybe they brought Fox in to get the NO# 1 pick next yr..looks that way now anyway..Espn was showing Fox screaming Punt team..Punt Team when it was 3rd down..lol..thats our John..

[Nomad]

I'd rather have Lenny Small or Rainman or Corky over Orton!!

[SR]

Nah. It was your sub-conscience working.

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Absolutely not. If I was the coach, Brady Quinn would be my QB.

I would rather have Vladamir Putin as our QB than Kyle Orton.

[SR]

How about Gerrad ,,the qb that Jacksonville threw to the corner..or lets make a trade with Indy for Collins..John Fox will make a 5 player trade for him nxt wk..like he did down in Carolina..Fox will take this team Down and waste one of the best runners in the leauge IN lynch..Maybe they brought Fox in to get the NO# 1 pick next yr..looks that way now anyway..Espn was showing Fox screaming Punt team..Punt Team when it was 3rd down..lol..thats our John..

I don't like your handle. Change it.

[Dank Smoker]

Put John Fox in..He thinks he knows whats going on..Yelling punt team Punt team when it's 3rd down..lol...

[SR]

I'd rather have Lenny Small or Rainman or Corky over Orton!!

What about Gilbert Grape's mom as a QB for the Broncos?

[Nomad]

What about Gilbert Grape's mom as a QB for the Broncos?

:laugh:She could probably run better than Orton!

[Davii]

My dog. You can't make her let go of a football, so at least there's that.

[SR]

:laugh:She could probably run better than Orton!


I would rather have Fidel Castro be the Broncos QB than Kyle Orton.

[jhildebrand]

David Garrard, David Hackney, Matt Mauck. ANYONE

[chazoe60]

A three toed sloth.

Anyone but Lethargy boy.

[Benetto]

Jake Plummer.

[Nomad]

I would rather have Al Davis as QB over Orton!

[spikerman]

I'm not anti-Orton per se, but I'm surprised nobody said "a real, live fainting goat."

[SR]

I would rather have a real, live fainting goat as our QB than Kyle Orton.

[SmilinAssasSin27]

Aaron Rodgers

[spikerman]

I would rather have a real, live fainting goat as our QB than Kyle Orton.

That was a brilliant statement!! :beer:

[SR]

I would rather have Ryan Leaf as our QB than Kyle Orton.

I think that one is a show stopper there.

[chazoe60]

I'm not anti-Orton per se, but I'm surprised nobody said "a real, live fainting goat."


I would rather have a real, live fainting goat as our QB than Kyle Orton.

It's just such a latteral move. I mean, taking the time to teach another fainting goat the playbook, especially considering a regular goat is about the same price.

[SR]

That was a brilliant statement!! :beer:

You deserve the credit for that one, good sir.

[spikerman]

You deserve the credit for that one, good sir.

Sorry.. I was trying to be funny. Patting myself on the back by complimenting you. I failed. :)

[SR]

It's just such a latteral move. I mean, taking the time to teach another fainting goat the playbook, especially considering a regular goat is about the same price.

A fainting goat would go down about the same as Orton. If the breeze hits him wrong...hit the dirt. If he feels someone in the vicinity...hit the dirt. If he thinks someone might possibly be looking at him wrong from a distance...hit the dirt. We'd get about the same return on a fainting goat as we do Kyle Orton...and it'd cost about $8,998,000 less. I say that because I can't see a fainting goat costing more than a couple grand.

[spikerman]

I would rather have Ryan Leaf as our QB than Kyle Orton.

I think that one is a show stopper there.

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[SR]

Sorry.. I was trying to be funny. Patting myself on the back by complimenting you. I failed. :)

You, sir, came up with that brilliant statement. All I did was do what you asked me to.

[SR]

I would rather have Kurt Russell has Captain Ron as our QB than Kyle Orton.

[BroncoBJ]

I'd rather have topscribe. hes probably more mobile and has more heart. :salute:

[SR]

I'd go for that. He wouldn't bite though. He's too apologetic.

[camdisco24]

http://www.rocknrollica.com/Cookie/Cookie%20Monster_files/CookieMonster2.jpg

[SR]

Point taken.


I'd rather have Heidi Fleiss as our QB than Kyle Orton.

[sneakers]

Do they have to be south park characters?

If so, I will choose Randy Marsh.

[SR]

Of course it doesn't have to be South Park characters. It can be anyone you'd like it to be.

[Bugs Baloney]

http://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/1/8/9/3/6/leave-britney-alone-guy_thumb.jpg

[BroncoTech]

Jamarcus Russell.

[Tned]

I'm going to go with the Brady boy that hit Marsha Brady in the nose!

Or, maybe the QB from the Las Vegas Sin of the Lingerie Football League...

[wayninja]

Henry Kissinger.
http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/1973/kissinger.jpg


Larry Merchant.
http://www.ibhof.com/pages/about/inductees/observer/merchant.jpg

[dunk7]

Andrew Luck...it's going to happen

[Tned]

http://www.lflus.com/phillypassion/images/player11full.png

[Day1BroncoFan]

I'd rather have a stinking turd... Oh wait

[Davii]

Tonya Harding. I think she could be taught to beat people during the game instead of before.

[Davii]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CH_UxCyt3Ro/TDlXjXj9vdI/AAAAAAAABBA/EoRIWmnj1dw/s1600/fat-baby-03-thumb.jpg

[BroncoTech]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CH_UxCyt3Ro/TDlXjXj9vdI/AAAAAAAABBA/EoRIWmnj1dw/s1600/fat-baby-03-thumb.jpg

Hey, I already said Jamarcus Russell.

[Day1BroncoFan]

doogie howser

[Davii]

doogie howser

Harold and/or Kumar.

[chazoe60]

Beavis and/or Butthead








Sorry for stealing your design Davii

[Davii]

I could go for a white castle burger right now...

[getlynched47]

Lindsay Lohan.

She's more of an alcoholic than Kyle Orton, yet she knows how to get down and dirty when the pressure is one.

She's been to jail, ya know. Jail makes you tougher.

[BroncoJoe]

Casey Anthony. Would take away from the Tebow focus.

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[Day1BroncoFan]

Howie Long.

[dogfish]

man, i can't believe no one's said jay cutler yet. . . i guess ravage must have the day off, and clay's passed out. . . .



also-- topscribe and kyle orton's mom hate you guys. . .

:laugh:

[Clipworthy]

Brady Qui---


Sorry, threw up in mouth.

[wayninja]

Romanowski

[I Eat Staples]

Mike Shanahan.

[BroncoBJ]

Casey Anthony. Would take away from the Tebow focus.

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And if she was our starting QB, we'd have a great chance of beating Rivers consistantly cause hes a baby :salute:

[bcbronc]

Al Bundy

[dogfish]

ted bundy

[sneakers]

http://www.lflus.com/phillypassion/images/player11full.png

Is it just me but if you look at her face, she kinda looks like Derek Jeter.

[Traveler]

Mini Me!

[WARHORSE]

Rosie O'donnell if its that time of the month.........?



She can go both ways, solve our DT problem at the same time.........:salute:

[Day1BroncoFan]

Sr... :D

What is with this? keeps turning my caps into lower case. :whoknows:

[Tned]

man, i can't believe no one's said jay cutler yet. . . i guess ravage must have the day off, and clay's passed out. . . .



also-- topscribe and kyle orton's mom hate you guys. . .

:laugh:

I have a MASSIVE headache, and the first time I read that as: "Topscribe, Kyle Orton's mom, hates you guys" and I'm like, "Wow, that explains a lot!!" :lol:

[Tned]

Is it just me but if you look at her face, she kinda looks like Derek Jeter.

I never made it up to her face...

[chazoe60]

In a scenario like the movie twins scientist genetically splice sperm from Jawalruss Russel, Tim Couch, Akili Smith, Todd Blackledge, Andre Ware, and Heath Shuler and use that sperm to inseminate Rosie O'Donnel and I would prefer the Devito twin version to start over Orton.

[Krugan]

Josh McD, being he is the qb whisperer, and hes young with very little abuse and has a grasp on the system already...

I make myself cry alot.

[Krugan]

Is it just me but if you look at her face, she kinda looks like Derek Jeter.

Yo see that and think of jeter?

Cringe

[NightTerror218]

Bryci....great distraction

[T.K.O.]

special ED !:beer:

[Joel]

Probably Quinn, at least starting around four games, so we have a better idea whether we have to desperately throw Tebow out there and/or draft a QB next year. Again, my only concern there is with the performance we're getting at QB now and rushing for 59 yards on 23 carries yesterday, QB isn't really the only problem and I'd hate to see Quinn in the kind of hopless situation he (and a LOT of other people) faced in Cleveland. I'd still put him and his NFL experience and skill set to work and, if it's just moving from one disaster to another, THEN I'd put in Tebow to run for his life and chunk balls downfield to whoever runs under them. With our line THAT might give us the best chance to win, but as raw and inaccurate as Tebow reportedly is that wouldn't be my first choice.

As far as who'd I'd take if I could have anybody, probably a healthy Peyton Manning, but with our line he probably wouldn't be healthy long.

[igoe4broncos]

Kerry Collins, Charlie Batch just to name a few

[sneakers]

Has Betty White been mentioned yet?

[sneakers]

Yo see that and think of jeter?

Cringe

Just the face.

[dogfish]

Bvp ftmfw!

[Chris90210]

http://juguetes.la/img/t/tmp/pic/gary-dellabate.jpg

Baba booey

At least it wold make for some great radio on stern

[sneakers]

Casey Anthony. Would take away from the Tebow focus.

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One can only wish such a thing would happen.....

[sneakers]

So here is the list so far of people we would rather have as Quarterback:

1. Timmy from South Park
2. Voltron
3. The Backwards Man
4. spikerman
5. Christopher Reeves
6. Weeman
7. a piece of lint
8. half chewed dog food
9. David Gerrad
10. Lenny Small
11. Rainman
12. Corky (I believe this is the Corky from Life Goes On)
13. Brady Quinn
14. Vladamir Putin
15. John Fox
16. Gilbert Grape's mom
17. Davii's dog
18. Fidel Castro
19. David Hackney
20. Matt Mauck
21. A three toed sloth
22. Jake Plummer.
23. Al Davis
24. a real, live fainting goat
25. Aaron Rodgers
26. Ryan Leaf
27. Kurt Russell as Captain Ron
28. topscribe
29. Heidi Fleiss
30. Randy Marsh
31. Jamarcus Russell.
32. the Brady boy that hit Marsha Brady in the nose
33. Henry Kissinger.
34. Larry Merchant.
35. Andrew Luck
36. a stinking turd
37. Tonya Harding
38. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CH_UxCyt3Ro/TDlXjXj9vdI/AAAAAAAABBA/EoRIWmnj1dw/s1600/fat-baby-03-thumb.jpg
39. doogie howser
40. Harold and/or Kumar.
41. Beavis and/or Butthead
42. Lindsay Lohan
43. Casey Anthony
44. Howie Long
45. jay cutler
46. Mike Shanahan
47. Al Bundy
48. Ted Bundy
49. Rosie O'donnell
50. genetically splice sperm from Jawalruss Russel, Tim Couch, Akili Smith, Todd Blackledge, Andre Ware, and Heath Shuler and use that sperm to inseminate Rosie O'Donnel and I would prefer the Devito twin version
51. Josh McD
52. special ED
53. Kerry Collins
54. Charlie Batch
55. Betty White
56. Brad Van pelt

[fvkw]

GOVERNER CHRISTIE FROM NEW JERSEY, Probably could do a better job!!!!

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[BroncoNut]

tony Romo. I'm all over his nutsack after last night's game

[MileHighCrew]

Michael J. Fox

[Nomad]

I would rather have Uncle Rico as the QB of the BRONCOS over Orton.

[Mike]

Hilarious. After the loss, my wife came in and asked how it went. I said I would rather have dead Elvis QB the team than the bum.

So, dead Elvis is my answer.

[hotcarl]

jeff dahmer

[wayninja]

Sloth from the Goonies.

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/goonies-sloth-12.jpg

[Day1BroncoFan]

A computerized banana peeler with the hot sauce injection option.

[BroncoNut]

hasselback

[chazoe60]

Aaron Rodgers

[MileHighCrew]

Mr Potato Head

[chazoe60]

Mr Potato Head

Hey MHC, I can proudly say I own that Mr. Potato head in your avy. I bought it about two weeks ago.

[dogfish]

john elway

[MileHighCrew]

i have it too, bought it for my kids in Denver in 08

[wbmustang]

Cyler Miles

He may be young but at least he is more mobile than Kyle.

[Northman]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lP0GQW2SkEg/TUsuoOcfcRI/AAAAAAAAAFI/Q5bUEDoP2Yc/s1600/aaron+brooks.jpg

[echobravo]

In all honesty they could tell Spencer Larsen to go in at QB and it would be better than Orton!

[MileHighCrew]

Cyler Miles

He may be young but at least he is more mobile than Kyle.
hell I'd take Miley Cyrus

[BroncoBully]

Rex Grossman

really though, I'd rather have Jamarcus Russell. anybody check his record at "Mile High"?

[getlynched47]

Ron Burgundy.

If, by some miracle, the Raiders pick Burgundy up before the Broncos do, I want Brick Tamland from Anchorman.

[chazoe60]

Hellen Keller


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[Npba900]

john elway

Jay Cutler! Oh wait he use to be a Bronco.....:tsk:

[jhildebrand]

Rod Smith

Mr Cotter from Welcome back Cotter

Lionel Bienvenu

Whomever plays QB at Mullen right now :noidea:

Basically anybody BUT Orton.

[Joel]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d822db2d5/article/who-is-better-than-romo-many-but-we-narrow-it-to-six
I mention it because the author lists six choices he would prefer to Romo, and Orton is #5. :tongue:

[Nick]

That dude in the game crysis 2 that I have been playing. That would be sick!

[HORSEPOWER 56]

I would be easier to list guys I wouldn't want over Orton only talking NFL starting QBs:


- Tavaris Jackson

... yeah, that's about all I can think of. I'd actually rather have Curtis Painter.

[CrazyHorse]

Bubby Brister, Brian Griese, Trent Dilfer, Colt Brennan, Jeff George, and Brad Johnson just to name a few.

[CrazyHorse]

OH and a sack of potatoes.

[BroncoNut]

Rex, so he'd get incessantly pounded into the ground

[adp5565]

I'll take Beuerlein with the dislocated finger.