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sneakers
12-07-2008, 04:14 AM
In recent years, this would have been a little harder....but not this year.

Thanks in part to last years TV punching episode, I think it would be safe to say Brandon Marshall would be most likely to shoot himself in the leg.

What do you think?

NameUsedBefore
12-07-2008, 04:15 AM
Karl Paymah. My boy can do anything!

LordTrychon
12-07-2008, 04:18 AM
Maurice Clarett.

Dreadnought
12-07-2008, 06:34 AM
Maurice Clarett.

Good choice. You can throw Travis Henry and Javon Walker into the mix as well.

LordTrychon
12-07-2008, 06:37 AM
Good choice. You can throw Travis Henry and Javon Walker into the mix as well.

That's not fair...


Walker would just associate himself with a bunch of guns that have a tendency to shoot legs.

sneakers
12-07-2008, 06:39 AM
Any Bronco you know of that is really big into hunting? That is another possibility...

MOtorboat
12-07-2008, 08:16 AM
Lord, forgive me, for I'm about to blaspheme.


Any Bronco you know of that is really big into hunting? That is another possibility...

Jay Cutler is from a small town in Indiana, I bet he likes to hunt.

:vroam:

Bronco9798
12-07-2008, 09:12 AM
Any Bronco you know of that is really big into hunting? That is another possibility...

Peyton Hillis is a hunter. And he's from Arkansas. He would qualify only as an accident and a being a resident of Arkansas. Not too swift down there sometimes.

chanesaw
12-07-2008, 09:34 AM
I think the hunters would fall in the "Most likely to get shot by the Vice President" category.

Nomad
12-07-2008, 09:40 AM
Brandon Marshall!!!

Hillis knows gun safety being an experienced hunter.

Kapaibro
12-07-2008, 09:43 AM
Last year BMarsh would definitely qualify, but I think his idiocy last year woke the whole team up to how stupid behaviour can screw with your career.

Now if we were the Lions, I'd be more concerned with which of our players were going to shot themselves in the head for going 0-16.

slim
12-07-2008, 10:03 AM
Is this a wish list?

If so, I will go with Nate Webster (nothing serious, just a flesh wound to keep him off the field for a few more games).

If not, Brandon Marshall.

girler
12-07-2008, 10:06 AM
Is this a wish list?

If so, I will go with Nate Webster (nothing serious, just a flesh wound to keep him off the field for a few more games).

If not, Brandon Marshall.

I kind of miss Webster loosing his helmet every game. Of course I really like the defense actually STOPPING the opposing offense better.

I think Javon Walker shot himself in the foot by going to the Raiders... :coffee:

BroncoTech
12-07-2008, 10:09 AM
I think Brandon might have trouble getting past the safety. Jay shot himself in the leg, but the bullet got intercepted. I think our boys are clear.

pnbronco
12-07-2008, 10:13 AM
Travis Henry, I mean give up $ 20 million dollars to smoke pot. Now he going to jail for coke, so I guess he did just not with a bullet.

Girler best line, can't top it.

girler
12-07-2008, 10:14 AM
Travis Henry, I mean give up $ 20 million dollars to smoke pot. Now he going to jail for coke, so I guess he did just not with a bullet.

Girler best line, can't top it.

:worship: you are right pn. I bow to your superior pick.

EastCoastBronco
12-07-2008, 10:41 AM
Marshall...It's only a matter of time before we have a Plaxico or T.O. type incident with him...

Requiem / The Dagda
12-07-2008, 10:53 AM
Nate Jackson. He gets sick or hurt from everything else, so I don't think this is out of the question.

slim
12-07-2008, 11:09 AM
Mike Leach, maybe?

I heard he is a bit slow.

DenBronx
12-07-2008, 11:47 AM
as much as i love him...mar....oh God no

atwater27
12-07-2008, 11:54 AM
Brandon shot himself in the arm already. If it wasn't for good ol Braylon Edwards the Broncos would employ the receiver with the most drops in the NFL. That retard cost himself and the Broncos big with his offseason incedent.

frauschieze
12-07-2008, 11:54 AM
Mike Leach, maybe?

I heard he is a bit slow.

:throwrock:

Is this pick on Frau weekend?

Den21vsBal19
12-07-2008, 11:56 AM
Don't know if we need any individual to do it...................collectively the whole squad have been quite capable of shooting themselves in the foot most of the year :frusty:

broncogirl7
12-07-2008, 12:42 PM
I'd agree with the Paymah pick.

girler
12-07-2008, 01:04 PM
Don't know if we need any individual to do it...................collectively the whole squad have been quite capable of shooting themselves in the foot most of the year :frusty:

At least 5 times so far. :coffee:

Den21vsBal19
12-07-2008, 01:16 PM
At least 5 times so far. :coffee:
Heck, even some of the wins we've done a pretty good job of making life difficult for ourselves ;)

Lonestar
12-07-2008, 02:07 PM
If wish a list slowick..

Nature Boy
12-07-2008, 02:45 PM
B. Marshall

gnomeflinger
12-07-2008, 02:54 PM
I think Brandon might have trouble getting past the safety. Jay shot himself in the leg, but the bullet got intercepted. I think our boys are clear.

:laugh: Touche.

TXBRONC
12-07-2008, 09:39 PM
Maurice Clarett.

If he wasn't behind bars I would agree with you LT. :laugh:

Kapaibro
12-08-2008, 02:35 AM
Darrent Williams, sadly enough. :(

That was fricking tasteless dude.

CrazyHorse
12-08-2008, 03:43 AM
I was incoherent when I wrote this. We'll leave it at that. Sorry. :drinking::drinking:

BroncoBJ
12-08-2008, 03:49 AM
I would normally say Brandon Marshall but he seems smarter.

Why not Tatum Bell? He has stole luggage before. I can picture him trying to hold someone up and shooting himself in the leg. :lol:

PatricktheDookie
12-08-2008, 03:50 AM
I could see it happening to Nate Webster.

Northman
12-08-2008, 03:54 AM
Travis Henry, I mean give up $ 20 million dollars to smoke pot. Now he going to jail for coke, so I guess he did just not with a bullet.

Girler best line, can't top it.

Huh huh huh, dude, did you just say Pot? huh huhh huh

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BCJ
12-08-2008, 04:02 AM
Our former punter Sauerbrun, Travis Henry but current might be our running back possibly on active roster (not Pope). His comment of "cooked crack" tells me he would be carrying a weapon on him. The Crack comment on tv (while on the bench of his South Carolina game) tells me he is dumb enough to shoot himself.

JKcatch724
12-08-2008, 04:30 AM
Sorry if I offended you. I didn't mean it as a sick joke however. Just trying to point out how it's not that humorous to talk about someone shooting themself in the leg when similar events have actually happened.

I think you're missing the point of the thread.

scott.475
12-08-2008, 08:04 AM
Since former players have been mentioned, I will go with D. Gardner...outside a waffle house...

Cutler5280
12-08-2008, 01:48 PM
Dale Carter and Eddie Kennison :crutch:

LRtagger
12-08-2008, 02:01 PM
If he sneaks back to Jacksonville, Marcus Thomas.

Nick
12-08-2008, 04:50 PM
My odds would be in favor of anyone at the RB position. :tsk:

Lonestar
12-08-2008, 05:20 PM
Hillis might have to have his guns taken away for a couple of weeks after the game yesterday..