Mike Leach Sucks.

[claymore]

We should trade him.

[frauschieze]

OH you SOB. This means war.

What's the trade value on a nearly perfect long snapper who also makes special teams tackles and is the emergency backup QB?

[MOtorboat]

OH you SOB. This means war.

What's the trade value on a nearly perfect long snapper who also makes special teams tackles and is the emergency backup QB?

I bet we could get the rights to an undrafted free agent and a bottle of crown.

Make the trade.

[claymore]

OH you SOB. This means war.

What's the trade value on a nearly perfect long snapper who also makes special teams tackles and is the emergency backup QB?
Maybe a dirty glass of water with lipstick on it. Like from waffle house or something.

[frauschieze]

I bet we could get the rights to an undrafted free agent and a bottle of crown.

Make the trade.

Better than we'd get for Selvin Young.

[claymore]

Better than we'd get for Selvin Young.

You leave Selvin out of my thread. This is a serious place to discuss Mike leach bein such a queer bad long snapper.

[Timmy!]

:lol:

[MOtorboat]

He's underweight and his blocking sucks.

[frauschieze]

You leave Selvin out of my thread. This is a serious place to discuss Mike leach bein such a queer bad long snapper.

You know what? I can have a very serious football debate on Mike Leach's worth to this team. Are you actually gonna bring anything to the table here or just more lounge trash?

[claymore]

Leach would make a better dong sugger than long snapper.

[BroncoJoe]

His wife is kind of cute:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/JoeArthur/DSCF0008.jpg

Well, maybe not.

[claymore]

You know what? I can have a very serious football debate on Mike Leach's worth to this team. Are you actually gonna bring anything to the table here or just more lounge trash?

I will bring statistics eventually.

[frauschieze]

I will bring statistics eventually.

Translation: I'm too drunk to actually say anything of football importance and I just wanna piss Frau off 'cause she's cute when she's fiesty.

[claymore]

Translation: I'm too drunk to actually say anything of football importance and I just wanna piss Frau off 'cause she's cute when she's fiesty.

Kinda. Lets make a bet. Over something.

[BigDaddyBronco]

Translation: I'm too drunk to actually say anything of football importance and I just wanna piss Frau off 'cause she's cute when she's fiesty.
That's true. I'll take the bait.

All of Prater's misses were due to bad snaps.

[frauschieze]

Kinda. Lets make a bet. Over something.

What kind of bet?

[claymore]

That's true. I'll take the bait.

All of Prater's misses were due to bad snaps.

Yeah.

[claymore]

What kind of bet?
Geez I dont know. Someything that involves boob pics most likely, and a sig change.

[MOtorboat]

You know what? I can have a very serious football debate on Mike Leach's worth to this team. Are you actually gonna bring anything to the table here or just more lounge trash?

Broughten.

Denver's Special Teams Ranks since Leach joined the team

2000 24
2001 7
2002 20
2003 23
2004 24
2005 24
2006 15
2007 28
2008 27

Mike Leach's games played since he joined the team:

2000 15
2001 4
2002 8
2003 16
2004 16
2005 16
2006 16
2007 16
2008 12

Correlation?

;)

[frauschieze]

That's true. I'll take the bait.

All of Prater's misses were due to bad snaps.

Evidence? Leach has had one bad snap this year (the one Kern amazingly saved against the Jets last week). There have been a few snaps that were short of Leach's normal perfection but nothing that had any effect on Prater's kicks as far as I can tell. Kern IS slow on getting the ball set and at times, that has made me cringe.

[slim]

:couch:

[claymore]

Evidence? Leach has had one bad snap this year (the one Kern amazingly saved against the Jets last week). There have been a few snaps that were short of Leach's normal perfection but nothing that had any effect on Prater's kicks as far as I can tell. Kern IS slow on getting the ball set and at times, that has made me cringe.

Well after BDB, and MB's proof, you owe me one boobie pic and need to change yur sig to Mike leach blows hog balls.

TIA.

[frauschieze]

Broughten.

Denver's Special Teams Ranks since Leach joined the team

2000 24
2001 7
2002 20
2003 23
2004 24
2005 24
2006 15
2007 28
2008 27

Mike Leach's games played since he joined the team:

2000 15
2001 4
2002 8
2003 16
2004 16
2005 16
2006 16
2007 16
2008 12

Correlation?

;)

Oh FFS. :tsk:

One player cannot make up for the other 9 having no idea how to block as a unit and sucking out loud. Nor can he be held responsible for poor tackling. Our special teams has been anything but for a LONG time.

Does Champ suck because our defense is ranked almost dead last in every category? COME ON.

[frauschieze]

Well after BDB, and MB's proof, you owe me one boobie pic and need to change yur sig to Mike leach blows hog balls.

TIA.

Get back to the lounge where you belong, asshat.

[Timmy!]

:pop2:

[frauschieze]

Geez I dont know. Someything that involves boob pics most likely, and a sig change.

My boobs are under lock and key. :eviltongue:

[claymore]

Oh FFS. :tsk:

One player cannot make up for the other 9 having no idea how to block as a unit and sucking out loud. Nor can he be held responsible for poor tackling. Our special teams has been anything but for a LONG time.

Does Champ suck because our defense is ranked almost dead last in every category? COME ON.

Post reported and you cant say "FFS" in here. We all know what the middle F means Frau. Yep its the F word.

[claymore]

My boobs are under lock and key. :eviltongue:

We shook on it, a bets a bet and you lost.

[frauschieze]

We shook on it, a bets a bet and you lost.

You are delusional. :rolleyes:

[claymore]

You are delusional. :rolleyes:

Have you ever made love in a field of flowers?

[DenBronx]

Evidence? Leach has had one bad snap this year (the one Kern amazingly saved against the Jets last week). There have been a few snaps that were short of Leach's normal perfection but nothing that had any effect on Prater's kicks as far as I can tell. Kern IS slow on getting the ball set and at times, that has made me cringe.

back off kern cheese face!

[frauschieze]

back off kern cheese face!

Dude, Kern is awesome. Mostly. But that doesn't make him above criticism any more than Leach is.

[slim]

Who is Mike Leach?

[frauschieze]

Who is Mike Leach?

:tsk:

[Broncospsycho77]

Can you prove that Leach is good?

[claymore]

Who is Mike Leach?

He is the guy keeping Young Kern outta the pro bowl. :eek:

[BigDaddyBronco]

Who is Mike Leach?
Head Coach at Texas Tech. :laugh:

[frauschieze]

Can you prove that Leach is good?

I suppose I could go dig up ST tackles for other long snappers to try to keep subjectivity out of it. But it is a hard position to evaluate.

[DenBronx]

He is the guy keeping Young Kern outta the pro bowl. :eek:

Kern is 3rd in the AFC in punting average. Maybe if he had a better LS he would be 1st?

[frauschieze]

I hate you all.

[slim]

I hate you all.

I agree frau. They are so childish.

Leach is a bad ass...and I don't mind saying so.

[BigDaddyBronco]

I hate you all.
You do look outstanding in the 83 jersey though. :salute:

[DenBronx]

clay did you get that pic yet?

[frauschieze]

You do look outstanding in the 83 jersey though. :salute:

It's an 86. My favorite number. But I did seriously contemplate getting a Leach jersey instead of my personalized one.

[Requiem / The Dagda]

Leach should be playing in the CFL.

[DenBronx]

It's an 86. My favorite number. But I did seriously contemplate getting a Leach jersey instead of my personalized one.

maybe leach should be wearing the last number on our roster.

and nate jackson can wear 2nd to last.

[Broncospsycho77]

It's an 86. My favorite number. But I did seriously contemplate getting a Leach jersey instead of my personalized one.

Oh, so you won't wear the 83 of your oh-so-beloved LS in public? That says all we need to know of your opinion of him.

[BigDaddyBronco]

It's an 86. My favorite number. But I did seriously contemplate getting a Leach jersey instead of my personalized one.

D'oh, I pulled an MB. :doh:

[DenBronx]

Leach should be playing in the CFL.

i was thinking arena because the field is shorter. for a guy that is struggling being a long snapper it might be better if he didnt have to snap it so far.

[DenverBronkHoes]

hack!!!!

[frauschieze]

Oh, so you won't wear the 83 of your oh-so-beloved LS in public? That says all we need to know of your opinion of him.

Dear Psycho,

I am a poor broke college student. The Koreans don't sell knockoff Leach jerseys on eBay so unfortunately, I have been unable to afford a Leach jersey. But if you are feeling generous, I would proudly wear a Leach jersey if you gave me one.

Love,
Cheese

[frauschieze]

Leach should be playing in the CFL.

As a tight end. But he's a NFL-caliber long snapper. :D

[Broncospsycho77]

Dear Psycho,

I am a poor broke college student. The Koreans don't sell knockoff Leach jerseys on eBay so unfortunately, I have been unable to afford a Leach jersey. But if you are feeling generous, I would proudly wear a Leach jersey if you gave me one.

Love,
Cheese

Fair enough. Can't dispute the perfect "the economy" argument, because I'll be there next year.

:salute:

Mike Leach rules.

[BigDaddyBronco]

Dear Psycho,

I am a poor broke college student. The Koreans don't sell knockoff Leach jerseys on eBay so unfortunately, I have been unable to afford a Leach jersey. But if you are feeling generous, I would proudly wear a Leach jersey if you gave me one.

Love,
Cheese
Tell you what, if we make it to the SuperBowl this season, I'll buy you a Leach jersey Frau. Mark it down.

[frauschieze]

Tell you what, if we make it to the SuperBowl this season, I'll buy you a Leach jersey Frau. Mark it down.

You don't have to do that. But I won't turn it down. :D

[BigDaddyBronco]

You don't have to do that. But I won't turn it down. :D
I would be really happy to do so. Consider this the good mojo deal. Superbowl or bust.

[DenverBronkHoes]

he's not even the best Mike Leach in all of football..... the better 1 coaches TT

[CrazyHorse]

We should have kept Jake Plummer and converted him to Long Snapper.

[dogfish]

My boobs are under lock and key. :eviltongue:

notice how this post got NO high fives?

[frauschieze]

notice how this post got NO high fives?

I will never be able to outdo the handkini pic so I am going out on top.

[Timmy!]

I will never be able to outdo the handkini pic so I am going out on top.

1 word. Thumbkini.

[dogfish]

you see people? this is why timmy! is a true man of genius. . . .

[yardog]

1 word. Thumbkini.

If that don't work lets think body paint.

[frauschieze]

1 word. Thumbkini.

Not forum safe.

:focus:

Mike Leach is a stud.

[pnbronco]

Not forum safe.

:focus:

Mike Leach is a stud.

You tell them Frau!! He most certainly is a stud. The reason I know is that I still see him on the field, when I need to keep looking up half the team this far into the season....:D

[slim]

I will never be able to outdo the handkini pic so I am going out on top.

Not with that attitude :tsk:

[BroncoTech]

After reading 5 pages of this I feel so dirty.

[Lonestar]

After reading 5 pages of this I feel so dirty.

I wish I had not.. will have to lysol my screen..

NOw back to

:focus:

[MOtorboat]

I wish I had not.. will have to lysol my screen..

NOw back to

:focus:

Yeah.

Mike Leach causes cancer.

[frauschieze]

Yeah.

Mike Leach causes cancer.

Damn it, MB. He's the consummate professional who's a great team mate and does a ton of community service with his family. Mike Leach is the antithesis of cancer.

[MOtorboat]

Damn it, MB. He's the consummate professional who's a great team mate and does a ton of community service with his family. Mike Leach is the antithesis of cancer.

Yes, a cancer to the team, but ask yourself this, does Mike Leach cause cancer?

[frauschieze]

Yes, a cancer to the team, but ask yourself this, does Mike Leach cause cancer?

His wife does not have cancer. So my guess is no. ;)

[MOtorboat]

His wife does not have cancer. So my guess is no. ;)

That's because Jay Cutler cures cancer with a tear drop.

[frauschieze]

That's because Jay Cutler cures cancer with a tear drop.

Too bad Jay Cutler does not cry.

[claymore]

I would like to say I called it..... :pats self on back:

Freshly cut Longsnapper tears are even sweeter than midget tears.

[frauschieze]

I would like to say I called it..... :pats self on back:

Freshly cut Longsnapper tears are even sweeter than midget tears.

I hate you so bad.

[Broncospsycho77]

I'm so excited for this fight.

[MOtorboat]

Mike Leach sucks.

[Broncospsycho77]

Mike Leach sucks.

:ohshit:

[frauschieze]

Is there no end to this treachery? Is nothing sacred anymore?

[MOtorboat]

Is there no end to this treachery? Is nothing sacred anymore?

No.

[dogfish]

I would like to say I called it..... :pats self on back:

Freshly cut Longsnapper tears are even sweeter than midget tears.


if we lose a game because paxson ****s it up, i'm blaming you. . . . :tsk:

[frauschieze]

No.

Excuse me while I go hire a spiteful loner to do my bidding. A hippie can't get her hands dirty.

[yardog]

Excuse me while I go hire a spiteful loner to do my bidding. A hippie can't get her hands dirty.

I think you know a couple. :cool:

[claymore]

This is the best day ever.....

2-0T6_OfrRU

[Broncospsycho77]

Paxton > Leach, until otherwise proven.

[claymore]

Paxton > Leach, until otherwise proven.

Brewski's on me tonight fellas........:flame:

[Broncospsycho77]

Here's a post from the Boston Globe website (http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/reiss_pieces/2009/02/lonie_paxton_to.html). A "comment", if you will.


Uhhh.....minimum salary cap player, never a bad snap. What am I missing? Did he want out?

-dave

Thanks for the insight dave. Future HOFer.

[elsid13]

Great move we just made undersized guard the 2nd highest paid LS in the game. While we had very good LS, that was key ST, at low cost on the bench. Brilliant.

[MOtorboat]

Great move we just made undersized guard the 2nd highest paid LS in the game. While we had very good LS, that was key ST, at low cost on the bench. Brilliant.

Shut up.

We are "splurging"

[claymore]

shut up.

We are "splurging"

lmmfao!

[elsid13]

Shut up.

We are "splurging"

I didn't realize one of the Websters' definition for "splurging" was "having a front office that don't seem to know what it is doing and likes to waste resources."

[Dortoh]

Shut up.

We are "splurging"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[BigDaddyBronco]

He is a locker room guy. You just can't measure Paxton's worth on the field. :D

Man this is fun...

[Magnificent Seven]

We should trade him.

I agreed.

[frauschieze]

I should lock this thread and throw away the key.

:yardog:

[claymore]

I should lock this thread and throw away the key.

:yardog:

Power has gone to the head. I remember when you were a nice country from Namtucky.

[frauschieze]

Power has gone to the head. I remember when you were a nice country from Namtucky.

I've never been a nice country. :tsk:

And the thread's still open, isn't it? :mad:

[claymore]

I've never been a nice country. :tsk:

And the thread's still open, isn't it? :mad:

LMAO, Im retarded.

[elsid13]

LMAO, Im retarded.

You post that like it surprise to the world. :D

[claymore]

you post that like it surprise to the world. :d

lmao!

[Tned]

I'm catching up on all the moves today, as I didn't get a chance during the day. Is leach gone with the new long snapper?

[elsid13]

I'm catching up on all the moves today, as I didn't get a chance during the day. Is leach gone with the new long snapper?

Not yet, but the writing is pretty much on the wall. You don't make a guy the 2nd highest paid LS if you're going to compete his job.

[Tned]

Seemed like Leach has done a good job over the years. Very few botched snaps that I can recall. I'm a little surprised by this, short of the fact that he is an ex-Pat.

[elsid13]

Seemed like Leach has done a good job over the years. Very few botched snaps that I can recall. I'm a little surprised by this, short of the fact that he is an ex-Pat.

It is a head scratcher. It is change for change shake at this point. If Goodman was here, I doubt this move happens.

[Tned]

It is a head scratcher. It is change for change shake at this point.

That's what I'm thinking.

[claymore]

Guess the mystery homeless women on the right.......

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/JoeArthur/DSCF0008.jpg

Yup its mike leaches wife. Bet she would do allot for a nights stay in a warm trailer right now.

[elsid13]

That's what I'm thinking.

What it is, is a young guy not feeling secure in his position that he needs to bring in his "guys".