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gnomeflinger
11-07-2008, 11:59 PM
What movies have you watched and hated and why?


Howard the Duck - it needs no explanation

MasterShake
11-08-2008, 12:11 AM
Crash. Worst movie to win a best picture Oscar ever.

Also I really did not like My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Everyone was like, "Its sooo funny!". When I watched it I wish I had a spoon to gouge my eye.

gnomeflinger
11-08-2008, 12:23 AM
Crash. Worst movie to win a best picture Oscar ever.

Also I really did not like My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Everyone was like, "Its sooo funny!". When I watched it I wish I had a spoon to gouge my eye.

Is your wife the neck? :laugh:

It's more of a chick flick type movie.

MasterShake
11-08-2008, 12:25 AM
Is your wife the neck? :laugh:

It's more of a chick flick type movie.

Nah, she didn't like it either. Maybe we have no souls. :D

Northman
11-08-2008, 12:32 AM
Hmmm, movies i dont like.


The English Patient-

Just far too boring on every level. Whats worse is i let my girlfriend at the time talk me into seeing it in the theatre. Bleh


Mortal Kombat II-

As if #1 (although not totally horrible) didnt really live up to expectations they then went ahead and made a sequel which sucked ten times more.


Other Notables:

Catwoman
Battlefield Earth
A Streetcar Named Desire
Castaway
Dark City


Those are just a few.

Lonestar
11-08-2008, 12:47 AM
Crash. Worst movie to win a best picture Oscar ever.

Also I really did not like My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Everyone was like, "Its sooo funny!". When I watched it I wish I had a spoon to gouge my eye.

chick flick that help you to understand why?

MasterShake
11-08-2008, 12:58 AM
chick flick that help you to understand why?

Yeah, but I like some chick flicks. Bridget Jones was good, and seeing a chick flick means I get to drag my wife to some "dumb action movie" in exchange. That was just an overhyped and ultimately bad movie. That reminds me, I HATE JUNO. What 16 year old girl knows who the hell Soupy Sales or Thundercats is? We get it, you're unique- you talk on a hamburger phone and listen to edgy music. Now shut the hell up and get on birth control next time.

Lonestar
11-08-2008, 01:08 AM
Yeah, but I like some chick flicks. Bridget Jones was good, and seeing a chick flick means I get to drag my wife to some "dumb action movie" in exchange. That was just an overhyped and ultimately bad movie. That reminds me, I HATE JUNO. What 16 year old girl knows who the hell Soupy Sales or Thundercats is? We get it, you're unique- you talk on a hamburger phone and listen to edgy music. Now shut the hell up and get on birth control next time.

Spoken like a real whipped puppy..

gnomeflinger
11-08-2008, 01:17 AM
I love action movies.

I've seen a Mortal Kombat movie and agree that sucked.

Most Van Damme/Steven Segal movies suck. No, wait, all of their movies suck.

I hated Pay it Forward. It was actually a good movie until the end. The end just ruined everything that was decent about that movie.

shank
11-08-2008, 02:01 AM
what's wrong with crash?

death becomes her is one of the worst movies ever made, but i like it because of that.

spiderman 2 and 3 made me want to die. dan in real life had one of the mose unlikeable main characters in teh history of movies that the studio expected people to root for.

Timmy!
11-08-2008, 02:02 AM
What movies have you watched and hated and why?


Howard the Duck - it needs no explanation


Howard the Duck should soooooo not be in this thread. MASSIVE neg rep.

shank
11-08-2008, 02:03 AM
Yeah, but I like some chick flicks. Bridget Jones was good, and seeing a chick flick means I get to drag my wife to some "dumb action movie" in exchange. That was just an overhyped and ultimately bad movie. That reminds me, I HATE JUNO. What 16 year old girl knows who the hell Soupy Sales or Thundercats is? We get it, you're unique- you talk on a hamburger phone and listen to edgy music. Now shut the hell up and get on birth control next time.

yeah, i'm 21 and the thundercats was before my time. i only know soupy sales because i watch GSN and have seen him on match game... the dialogue in that movie was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO untrue.

Timmy!
11-08-2008, 02:08 AM
The 1st Hulk Movie (not the recent one)
Soul Plane
Battlefield Earth
Catwoman
Superbabies
Juwanna Man

KCL
11-08-2008, 02:52 AM
Envy IMO wasn't good.Ben Stiller and Jack Black usually make good
movies.I thought it was pretty bad.

Timmy!
11-08-2008, 02:57 AM
Ben Stiller usually makes good movies 20% of the time.


Edited for accuracy.

Dreadnought
11-08-2008, 06:35 AM
Easy Rider. Just saw it a while ago, and to say it is dated is a massive understatement. What an incredible POS that is

Den21vsBal19
11-08-2008, 06:41 AM
There's an old Sean Connery 'sci-fi' movie that was just dire.......


Zardoz

BigDaddyBronco
11-08-2008, 09:03 AM
Battlefield Earth
Batman and Robin
Showgirls

Dreadnought
11-08-2008, 09:11 AM
Battlefield Earth
Batman and Robin
Showgirls

Showgirls is incredibly bad - a trainwreck of a movie. It is hard for a movie with that much nudity to lose my interest, but it did.

BigDaddyBronco
11-08-2008, 09:14 AM
Brokeback Mountain - Take away that it was two gay cowboys and it was pure emotional drivel. If it had been a forbidden love between a man and a woman there is no way it would be considered for an Oscar. That movie was a Gay Rights/Issues delivery vehicle IMHO.

Den21vsBal19
11-08-2008, 11:27 AM
Showgirls is incredibly bad - a trainwreck of a movie. It is hard for a movie with that much nudity to lose my interest, but it did.
That did take some doing :laugh:

Heck, I've seen hardcore with better script and acting ;)

MasterShake
11-08-2008, 12:49 PM
Here's a few more:

"Stone Cold" with Brian Bosworth. Remember him??

"Ford Fairlane" with Andrew Dice Clay

"Heat". With Pacino and co. you think they would make a decent movie. Worse than Godfather III.

Benetto
11-08-2008, 01:41 PM
Blairwitch project.
Titanic
Deep blue sea

Broncospsycho77
11-08-2008, 01:53 PM
Redline

Slick
11-08-2008, 03:22 PM
Any movie with Vin Diesel.

Benetto
11-08-2008, 03:53 PM
Any movie with Vin Diesel.
Vin diesel was in Saving Private Ryan.

Northman
11-08-2008, 04:48 PM
Here's a few more:

"Stone Cold" with Brian Bosworth. Remember him??

"Ford Fairlane" with Andrew Dice Clay

"Heat". With Pacino and co. you think they would make a decent movie. Worse than Godfather III.


Dude, Ford Fairlane was awesome. :tsk:

Slick
11-08-2008, 07:48 PM
Vin diesel was in Saving Private Ryan.

My bad...and he was actually good in that.

SR
11-08-2008, 07:50 PM
"Heat". With Pacino and co. you think they would make a decent movie. Worse than Godfather III.

What?! That movie is the bomb dot com dude. You're psycho.

SR
11-08-2008, 07:50 PM
Dude, Ford Fairlane was awesome. :tsk:

So is Dice!

Day1BroncoFan
11-08-2008, 07:51 PM
Supernova. Couldn't even get past the first half an hour.

:2thumbsdown:

MasterShake
11-08-2008, 11:34 PM
So is Dice!

Dice is awesome, the movie not so much. Maybe I just have bad taste in what I think are bad movies....Or maybe not everyone likes the same crap! :D

Broncospsycho77
11-08-2008, 11:37 PM
Saving Silverman is pretty bad.

dogfish
11-08-2008, 11:40 PM
the chronicles of riddick
the french connection
the falcon and the snowman
con air
jersey girl
the love guru

Skinny
11-08-2008, 11:42 PM
Blades Of Glory

The Hills Have Eyes II was pretty bad too.

gnomeflinger
11-08-2008, 11:46 PM
the chronicles of riddick
the french connection
the falcon and the snowman
con air
jersey girl
the love guru

I kinda like Con Air. I think Steve Buschemi is a brilliant actor.

gnomeflinger
11-08-2008, 11:47 PM
Blades Of Glory

The Hills Have Eyes II was pretty bad too.


Blades of Glory had its moments. I thought it was funny, and Jenna Fisher is very cute.

dogfish
11-08-2008, 11:48 PM
I kinda like Con Air. I think Steve Buschemi is a brilliant actor.

i love buschemi, but i thought con air was horrible. . .

gnomeflinger
11-08-2008, 11:55 PM
i love buschemi, but i thought con air was horrible. . .

Ok, that's fair.

I am trying to come up with more horrible movies to add to this thread.

gnomeflinger
11-08-2008, 11:58 PM
Oh I have one.

Jerry McGuire. That was so blah.

Skinny
11-08-2008, 11:58 PM
Daddy Day Camp with Cuba Gooding Jr.

And Tremors with Kevin Bacon sucked too IMO.

dogfish
11-09-2008, 12:03 AM
And Tremors with Kevin Bacon sucked too IMO.



i love tremors. . . . :lol:

Skinny
11-09-2008, 12:05 AM
Blades of Glory had its moments. I thought it was funny, and Jenna Fisher is very cute.Blades Of Glory = Ghey

Ask Girler, she agrees with me.

MasterShake
11-09-2008, 12:05 AM
i love tremors. . . . :lol:

Tremors was great! We should rename this thread "Movies you don't care for that others like." :D

Skinny
11-09-2008, 12:08 AM
I hated it because it took so long to see the damn creatures.

MasterShake
11-09-2008, 12:10 AM
I hated it because it took so long to see the damn creatures.

You don't see the Alien until the end of Alien, and thats a great movie. Same thing with the shark in Jaws.

Skinny
11-09-2008, 12:14 AM
You don't see the Alien until the end of Alien, and thats a great movie. Same thing with the shark in Jaws.True. But Alien and Jaws are big time classic movies. I don't dare put Tremors in that same catagory.

gnomeflinger
11-09-2008, 12:15 AM
Fair Game
Collateral Damage

MasterShake
11-09-2008, 12:17 AM
True. But Alien and Jaws are big time classic movies. I don't dare put Tremors in that same catagory.

I was merely pointing out the argument that its a bad movie because you don't see the worms until the end was a little off. Its ok not to like Kevin Bacon! :laugh:

dogfish
11-09-2008, 12:21 AM
the crying game-- possibly the worst movie ever!


:frusty:

gnomeflinger
11-09-2008, 12:22 AM
Howard the Duck should soooooo not be in this thread. MASSIVE neg rep.

Dear Timmy!

Lea Thompson is indeed a hot woman, but a movie with her in her skivvs does not qualify for a good movie.

Sincerely,

Gnomey

Lonestar
11-09-2008, 02:00 AM
the chronicles of riddick
the french connection
the falcon and the snowman
con air
jersey girl
the love guru


the French connection was a great movie when it came out. as well as the falcon and snowman was based on a real story my wife knew the actual law enforcement guy in that one.....

I suspect had you seen it back then instead of a rerun you might have understood it better..

Like the original star wars great movie at the time but if it had actually been produced in the same matter after the real first three came out it would have been booed off the screen.

The technology is so much better today than WAY back.. when your two movies I questioned were produced..

Northman
11-09-2008, 02:15 AM
Tremors was great! We should rename this thread "Movies you don't care for that others like." :D

Seriously, i know im a sucker for some pretty bad movies but Con Air and Tremors? Nah. There are far worse films than those. :lol:

KCL
11-09-2008, 02:55 AM
I thought Talladega Nights was bad!

Den21vsBal19
11-09-2008, 04:28 AM
Any movie with Vin Diesel.
To be fair, I quite enjoyed Pitch Black

BigDaddyBronco
11-09-2008, 07:26 AM
Ghost Rider or anything else recently that has Nicolas Cage in it

slim
11-09-2008, 09:43 AM
You guys don't know what a bad movie is :tsk:

1. Pumpkin
2. Bringing out the Dead
3. From Justin to Kelly (never seen it, just assuming)
4. Gigli
5. NFL Films - The Oakland Raiders - The Complete History (never seen it, just assuming)

Northman
11-09-2008, 09:57 AM
You guys don't know what a bad movie is :tsk:


5. NFL Films - The Oakland Raiders - The Complete History (never seen it, just assuming)

:lol::lol::lol:

Awesome

Broncos Mtnman
11-09-2008, 03:23 PM
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes

http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-9529.gif

Slick
11-09-2008, 03:35 PM
To be fair, I quite enjoyed Pitch Black

Never saw it so I'll give you that. I kind of agree with Shake here. I use the same approach to someones musical tastes. If you like it, it's all good, it just may not be my cup o' tea.

dogfish
11-09-2008, 07:51 PM
You guys don't know what a bad movie is :tsk:

1. Pumpkin
2. Bringing out the Dead
3. From Justin to Kelly (never seen it, just assuming)
4. Gigli
5. NFL Films - The Oakland Raiders - The Complete History (never seen it, just assuming)

slim, did you like leprochaun?

aberdien
11-09-2008, 11:42 PM
Gacy.

But for the record, it is also the best movie ever.

sneakers
11-10-2008, 01:51 AM
My favorite comedy is Freddy Got Fingered....people don't really get the fact that he purposely made the movie terrible.

SR
11-10-2008, 01:53 AM
Japan Four.

NameUsedBefore
11-10-2008, 02:12 AM
The Item has always topped my "Worst Ever" list. I just... it's unfathomable.

gnomeflinger
11-11-2008, 03:29 PM
Any of the Klumps movies
Anything with Chuck Norris
The Next Karate Kid
Starry Night
Zoolander

drewloc
11-13-2008, 10:19 AM
The newer Rollerball movie was really bad. I am surprised no one has said Mr. Nanny. That was terrible! lol

Flatinum
11-13-2008, 10:47 AM
Sumuru (2003)

Planet of the Apes but replace the apes with a tribe of women.

NightTrainLayne
11-13-2008, 10:51 AM
Have I mentioned "Congo" in this thread?

WORST MOVIE EVER!!!

When Michael Crichton died last week, my first thought was, "that's the MFer who wrote the book that the worst movie ever was based on. .. Good riddance."

NightTrainLayne
11-13-2008, 10:52 AM
Dear Timmy!

Lea Thompson is indeed a hot woman, but a movie with her in her skivvs does not qualify for a good movie.

Sincerely,

Gnomey

When you are in the tender age-bracket of 11-13, Lea Thompson in her skivvies certainly does qualify for a good movie.

NightTrainLayne
11-13-2008, 10:53 AM
Face-Off. :tsk: Terrible, terrible movie.

dogfish
11-13-2008, 02:59 PM
the punisher. . . . :frusty:

gnomeflinger
11-13-2008, 04:02 PM
When you are in the tender age-bracket of 11-13, Lea Thompson in her skivvies certainly does qualify for a good movie.

Ok, good point. Timmy, you can disregard my thoughts and dream of Lea in her near nakedness.

NameUsedBefore
11-13-2008, 05:10 PM
Have I mentioned "Congo" in this thread?

WORST MOVIE EVER!!!

When Michael Crichton died last week, my first thought was, "that's the MFer who wrote the book that the worst movie ever was based on. .. Good riddance."

I love that movie.

"THEY'RE TESTING THE PERIMETER!"

"Amy, loves, you. Amy, Amy, wants, hug."

NightTrainLayne
11-13-2008, 05:16 PM
I love that movie.

"THEY'RE TESTING THE PERIMETER!"

"Amy, loves, you. Amy, Amy, wants, hug."

The pencil in my hand just broke reading that. . . :mad:

Broncospsycho77
11-13-2008, 05:28 PM
The pencil in my hand just broke reading that. . . :mad:

The book was pretty good. The movie... yeah. Top 5 worst I've ever sat through. I think at one point when I was watching it, I couldn't stop looking at the gorilla's upper lip... Don't know why.

Dreadnought
11-13-2008, 06:21 PM
"The Eye of the Beholder" with Ewan MacGregor. I have no idea what it was about, notwithstanding I sat through the whole damned thing.

Buff
11-13-2008, 06:31 PM
I think 80% of all movies made should end up in this thread... Good movies are really few and far between.

Dreadnought
11-13-2008, 07:46 PM
I think 80% of all movies made should end up in this thread... Good movies are really few and far between.

Thats true as far as it goes, but the Movies listed here are "special". I can sit through a mediocre-to-poor movie, but my spirit rebels against wasting the finite hours of my life on shit like "Showgirls."

I almost forgot. As a favor to Mrs. D I watched about the first 40% of "Muriel's Wedding." She bailed out soon after. What a total abomination of a movie that is.

gnomeflinger
11-13-2008, 10:15 PM
Another bad movie was Circle of Friends. The only good part was Colin Firth's acting because he made you really hate him - he played the ******* very well. I hated it so much I threw it away.

Dreadnought
11-13-2008, 10:18 PM
Another bad movie was Circle of Friends. The only good part was Colin Firth's acting because he made you really hate him - he played the ******* very well. I hated it so much I threw it away.

I've never seen that one, which surprises me. Mrs. D has a Colin Firth obsession. I have lost track of the times I've posted here with "Brigit Jones" or "Pride and Prejudice" in the background.

gnomeflinger
11-13-2008, 10:28 PM
I've never seen that one, which surprises me. Mrs. D has a Colin Firth obsession. I have lost track of the times I've posted here with "Brigit Jones" or "Pride and Prejudice" in the background.

I do enjoy most Colin Firth movies. I think he is a highly underestimated actor. Your wife and I would get along well. Sorry about the filtered word, but he really was an A-Hole in that movie.

Has she seen What Lies Beneath?

gnomeflinger
11-13-2008, 10:31 PM
"Shark Boy and Lava Girl". Oh man, my kids watched that on TV and though they liked it, I refuse to ever buy it. It's horrible horrible HORRIBLE. With kids, you have to have a coping mechanism (aka blocking out) with kid movies, but this one gave me twitches.

drewloc
11-28-2008, 02:58 PM
Bloodrayne was freaking terrible, i threw that one out the freaking window.

CHARLIEADAMSFAN
11-28-2008, 10:28 PM
Grandpa's Magical Toys.... if you have younger kids in your family and have ever seen this movie you would feel my pain it makes me want to cry no lie

Day1BroncoFan
11-29-2008, 02:55 PM
Elf

I can't even make it through the commercials.

CHARLIEADAMSFAN
11-29-2008, 04:12 PM
Elf

I can't even make it through the commercials.

you really dont like it?

JONtheBRONCO
11-29-2008, 04:25 PM
Saving Silverman is pretty bad.

Really. I thought it was F'ing awesome and hilarious.

Day1BroncoFan
11-29-2008, 11:20 PM
you really dont like it?

Nope.

Northman
11-29-2008, 11:23 PM
Nope.

Yea, i didnt care for it either. Will Ferrell is either hit or miss with me.

tripleoption
11-30-2008, 12:43 AM
Ghost Rider or anything else recently that has Nicolas Cage in it

Worst movie I ever saw also had Nicholas Cage in it. Firebirds has to be the worst movie of all time, at least as far as military movies go. I was in the Army when it came out in the late 80's and wasted part of my paycheck on that atrocity. :tsk:

Magnificent Seven
11-30-2008, 01:45 AM
Sweeney Todd. Worst movie ever. They sang in every 3 minutes and they have never get stopped. I fell asleep. I would say Wizard of OZ is way better than Sweeney Todd!

Dr Velcro
11-30-2008, 09:23 AM
Wizard of Oz should be played on mute at the same time as Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.

Also, I think that the worst movie ever is Just Married.

Stupid, stupid stupid....

gnomeflinger
11-30-2008, 01:14 PM
Sweeney Todd. Worst movie ever. They sang in every 3 minutes and they have never get stopped. I fell asleep. I would say Wizard of OZ is way better than Sweeney Todd!

:shocked: say it isn't so! :sad:

Timmy!
11-30-2008, 01:53 PM
:shocked: say it isn't so! :sad:

It pretty much sucked.

Oh...I mean,

Sweeeeeeeeney Toooooodddd, licks mooooooooooooooooooooonkey ballllllllllllllls.

MOtorboat
11-30-2008, 01:55 PM
It pretty much sucked.

Oh...I mean,

Sweeeeeeeeney Toooooodddd, licks mooooooooooooooooooooonkey ballllllllllllllls.

I made it about 20 minutes.

NameUsedBefore
11-30-2008, 02:50 PM
"There's music in this musical?!"

gnomeflinger
11-30-2008, 02:51 PM
It pretty much sucked.

Oh...I mean,

Sweeeeeeeeney Toooooodddd, licks mooooooooooooooooooooonkey ballllllllllllllls.

Timmy! the musical. :laugh:

You sing very nice. :D

gnomeflinger
11-30-2008, 02:53 PM
Most straight men don't like musicals. It's all good.

girler
11-30-2008, 02:54 PM
It pretty much sucked.

Oh...I mean,

Sweeeeeeeeney Toooooodddd, licks mooooooooooooooooooooonkey ballllllllllllllls.

I'd bone Sweeney every day of the week and thrice on Sundays. :salute:

NameUsedBefore
11-30-2008, 02:54 PM
Most straight men don't like musicals. It's all good.

Fred Astair (sp) ain't so bad. I watched Daddy Long Legs not long ago, good stuff. Can't say any musical has a leg up on, say, Braveheart, Die Hard, Road Warrior etc. etc., though.

aberdien
12-01-2008, 12:11 AM
I tried to watch Sweeney Todd, and I did but I got confused...it couldn't keep my attention long enough.

gnomeflinger
12-01-2008, 12:15 AM
The Scorpion King

Foochacho
12-01-2008, 01:55 AM
lost in translation

gnomeflinger
12-05-2008, 10:00 PM
Any of the Lethal Weapon movies. They've been on TV for years and I've never seen the appeal for them.

Magnificent Seven
12-05-2008, 10:07 PM
Any of the Lethal Weapon movies. They've been on TV for years and I've never seen the appeal for them.

I love the Lethal Weapon movies. Part 2 and part 4 are my favorites.

gnomeflinger
12-06-2008, 12:25 AM
I love the Lethal Weapon movies. Part 2 and part 4 are my favorites.

Must be a guy thing. :noidea:

Broncogator
01-03-2009, 04:03 PM
Red Dawn, how could a movie it thought was so good 20+ years ago, be sooooo bad...sucks to get old.

dogfish
01-03-2009, 04:31 PM
Red Dawn, how could a movie it thought was so good 20+ years ago, be sooooo bad...sucks to get old.


patrick swayze, dude. . . . patrick swayze. . . .



:lol:

Broncolingus
01-04-2009, 02:27 AM
Stepmom...

No, I didn't see it - yes, I would admit if I did - but Mrs. Lingus was watching and unfortunately caught enough of a peripheral glance (.068 seconds) to flee in terror and know that movie fits this category perfectly.

Poet
01-04-2009, 04:30 AM
Any of the Lethal Weapon movies. They've been on TV for years and I've never seen the appeal for them.

Never see any of them.


Hitchhiker's guide to the failiverse.

Took that back 20 minutes in to the rental place and got my damn money back.

Den21vsBal19
01-04-2009, 08:41 AM
I love the Lethal Weapon movies. Part 2 and part 4 are my favorites.
I think they're great escapism :D

The first two rival the first two Die Hards, IMO, for the greatest Christmas movies of all time :lol:

What they did do really well with the Lethal Weapons though is the way that they evolved from an action movie with some comedic elements to proper action comedy whilst adding a key element (Pesci, Russo then Chris Rock) in each movie.

girler
01-04-2009, 10:38 AM
I think they're great escapism :D

The first two rival the first two Die Hards, IMO, for the greatest Christmas movies of all time :lol:

What they did do really well with the Lethal Weapons though is the way that they evolved from an action movie with some comedic elements to proper action comedy whilst adding a key element (Pesci, Russo then Chris Rock) in each movie.

I ended up watching LW1 at the theater with a whole group of football players from high school. The first scene with the naked lady got all sorts of crass comments from them and I was all :rolleyes: Then what to my wondering eyes should appear, but Mel Gibson's beautiful ass! I did the loudest wolf whistle at that point, and all the football players from Mr.B's team suddenly remembered I was there and shut up about the naked lady. :laugh: I've loved Mel ever since. :love:

Hardwired
01-04-2009, 10:53 AM
Bloodrayne was freaking terrible, i threw that one out the freaking window.

Oh, god, yes it was horrible.

Babel - lasted 30 minutes. When a cute Japanese girl is showing me her pubes and I'm bored, a movie really has to suck.

No Country For Old Men - the final 20 minutes made the entire movie a waste of time, which wasn't that good up to then anyway.

I've decided if it wins or even gets nominated for an Oscar I'll probably hate it.

Den21vsBal19
01-04-2009, 11:58 AM
I ended up watching LW1 at the theater with a whole group of football players from high school. The first scene with the naked lady got all sorts of crass comments from them and I was all :rolleyes: Then what to my wondering eyes should appear, but Mel Gibson's beautiful ass! I did the loudest wolf whistle at that point, and all the football players from Mr.B's team suddenly remembered I was there and shut up about the naked lady. :laugh: I've loved Mel ever since. :love:
That's the only reason I can get away with watching the first two with the missus ;) :lol:

Northman
01-04-2009, 12:03 PM
Stop! or my Mom Will Shoot!


Nuff said.

BMF Bronco
01-05-2009, 04:37 PM
Hostel 2

omac
01-11-2009, 09:28 AM
Open Water. stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. You can tell everything that happens in the movie in one sentence.

atwater27
01-11-2009, 09:35 AM
Alone in the dark. this movie will be on mystery science theater one day.

atwater27
01-11-2009, 09:42 AM
There are way too many good movies in this thread. I swear, You guys that hate on all the classic 80's flicks are simply out of touch. And waaay to critical. Live a little.

Dreadnought
01-11-2009, 11:53 AM
I can't believe nobody mentioned a couple of Costner classics - "The Postman" and "Waterworld."

Embarrassing to even admit I've watched them - I can't imagine what its like to have them on my resume. I would move to a cave for the duration.

atwater27
01-11-2009, 02:19 PM
I think waterworld is ok if you forget how much it cost to make.

gnomeflinger
01-11-2009, 02:24 PM
I can't believe nobody mentioned a couple of Costner classics - "The Postman" and "Waterworld."

Embarrassing to even admit I've watched them - I can't imagine what its like to have them on my resume. I would move to a cave for the duration.

They weren't listed by me because I've never seen them. :lol:

Dreadnought
01-11-2009, 03:25 PM
They weren't listed by me because I've never seen them. :lol:

If you do you'll regret my not heeding my warning here!

The biggest problem with Waterworld is a premise that is so stupid I could never get past it. I thought it was a bad movie on top of it.

gnomeflinger
01-11-2009, 04:38 PM
Another really dumb movie - I Know What You Did Last Summer

gnomeflinger
01-11-2009, 04:39 PM
If you do you'll regret my not heeding my warning here!

The biggest problem with Waterworld is a premise that is so stupid I could never get past it. I thought it was a bad movie on top of it.

I remember when Waterworld was being made. I thought it was dumb enough and then the bottom line kept getting bigger and bigger and the greater that number became, the dumber it seemed to me. Glad I wasn't wrong. :lol:

Broncolingus
01-11-2009, 05:13 PM
I remember when Waterworld was being made. I thought it was dumb enough and then the bottom line kept getting bigger and bigger and the greater that number became, the dumber it seemed to me. Glad I wasn't wrong. :lol:

...cool underwater CGI shot of the 'mailbox' bldg though...

Ishtar...

Never saw it.

Never wanted to.

gnomeflinger
01-11-2009, 07:02 PM
...cool underwater CGI shot of the 'mailbox' bldg though...

Ishtar...

Never saw it.

Never wanted to.

I have a friend who loved this movie. I've never seen it, but she insists she loves it based on her mental state at the time. It made her laugh when she didn't think she could. So there's one person in the world who likes it. :lol:

Me, don't think I will ever watch it. I've heard enough negatives to stay far, far away from it.

dogfish
02-01-2009, 03:13 PM
i just watched the transporter friday night, and it was easily one of the most terrible movies of all time-- it was almost as big an epic fail as tony kornhole in the MNF booth. . . . :tsk:

Den21vsBal19
02-01-2009, 06:16 PM
i just watched the transporter friday night, and it was easily one of the most terrible movies of all time-- it was almost as big an epic fail as tony kornhole in the MNF booth. . . . :tsk:
I quite enjoyed The Transporter............................but the second one really stank :eek:

gnomeflinger
02-01-2009, 08:35 PM
I quite enjoyed The Transporter............................but the second one really stank :eek:

Most sequels do. For example, the Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. :banghead:

Den21vsBal19
02-01-2009, 08:45 PM
Most sequels do. For example, the Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. :banghead:
Yeah, but there's stinking....................and then there's stinking...............


And Transporter 2 STANK!!!!!!!!!! :lol: