"watching the broncos" similie and metaphor thread

[eessydo]

Let's wax poetic on our current team, offense, defense or specific player.

(Example)

Watching the broncos is like chewing on glass and gravel, only the glass and gravel is much easier to swallow.

[frauschieze]

I thought this said smilie instead of similie.

I offer......:banghead:

[claymore]

Ther Broncos are good, in opposite land.

[Thnikkaman]

Watching this Broncos team is like watching Wile E. Coyote catch the road runner, you think he may just do it this time, but it always blows up in his face.

[BroncoNut]

watching this broncos team is like having a fork stuck in your eye

[EastCoastBronco]

Watching this team in the last 4 weeks is like taking one of those shits that uses up a whole roll of toilet paper. You wipe your ass 2 or 3 times. You think all the shit is gone but NO! There is plenty more shit where that came from. So you keep wiping and you are absolutely sure that there cannot possibly be any more shit and WHAM! More shit...The shit just keeps coming...;-)
Can a lewd explicit paragraph be considered a simile?

[LRtagger]

Watching the 2008 Broncos is like seeing an ugly chick that looks hot from far away

At first you are like "damn", but the closer you get the uglier she is and then she throws 6 interceptions and gives the WR a 15 yard cushion and then pulls her groin.

[BroncoNut]

watching a team like the broncos is like taking it in the ass

[BroncoNut]

watching a team like the broncos is like sliding down a banister naked and the banister turns into a razor blade and then you land in a pile of salt.

[NightTrainLayne]

Watching the Broncos play is like reading BroncoNut's similies.

[Thnikkaman]

Watching this team play is like listening to a Paris Hilton album.

[NightTrainLayne]

Watching this team play is like listening to a Paris Hilton album.

You've listened to a Paris Hilton album? :shocked:

[Thnikkaman]

You've listened to a Paris Hilton album? :shocked:

no, but the thought of it makes me want to cry

[Broncolingus]

Did everyone celebrate "Hope Your Favorite NFL Team Play's A Complete Game" Day yesterday...

No?

[nevcraw]

You've listened to a Paris Hilton album? :shocked:

Suprised you left Bronconut "taking it up the ass" quote alone for this one...

[CrazyHorse]

Watching the 2008 Denver Broncos, feels like being a Raider fan.

[LRtagger]

Watching the 2008 Broncos is like watching a bunch of dudes get shot in the groin.

[smith49]

Watching the 2008 Denver Broncos, feels like being a Raider fan.

the funny thing is that i have a very close friend that is a raider fan, and he has been the one consoling me lately.

to me watching this team is like paying for the ticket to get the two or three games in this market that they are not showing. then realizing that i just blew $300 bones just to view a weekly ass woopin.:mad::tsk:

[BroncoNut]

I'm glad we went to the Jacksonville game instead of the games that followed.