Chris90210
01-26-2011, 12:13 PM
An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks, "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?" "Because my Mom and dad are from Denver and my Mom is a Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not necessarily a reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug dealer and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "Then, I'd be a Raiders fan."
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Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks, "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?" "Because my Mom and dad are from Denver and my Mom is a Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not necessarily a reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug dealer and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "Then, I'd be a Raiders fan."
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