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hotcarl
01-03-2011, 12:56 PM
Here is how I see this offseason shaking out and the structure I would like to see implemented

president – Donald Trump (this guy just gets the job done)
vice commander - john elway (this kid can flat out teach people to punt and pass)
head coach - steve watson
co-coach - tom cable (reports directly to trump)
defensive coach - cromeo (this kid has the licks to be a star)
offensive assistant - Rodney Harrison
draft manager - the mangenious

personnel changes:
offense:
tebow reports to elway
offensive line changes to be more of a plow
maroney and lendel split carries and be more forceful
hire peyton hillis
employ more scat back formations

defense:
fire stink martinfail
hire pouncey
change defense to be more attacking, like a 9-2
add more cornerbacks and make them wear less pads
add a "scat back" position
get draft picks made faster
re-organize the playbook to be more printer friendly

Juriga72
01-03-2011, 12:58 PM
This thread just set back humanity 300 years....

rationalfan
01-03-2011, 01:22 PM
i must be the only person who thinks the "clever" nicknames for people you/we don't like are more tired than CBS sitcoms.

Foochacho
01-03-2011, 01:26 PM
I like it except we need to add Dick Butkus, He would be a good QB coach.

Juriga72
01-03-2011, 01:27 PM
i must be the only person who thinks the "clever" nicknames for people you/we don't like are more tired than CBS sitcoms.

He lost me at the only person EVER to kill a Pro Football league single handedly...

Donald Trump....LMAO

Rex
01-03-2011, 01:30 PM
Good read.

Nice find.

BeefStew25
01-03-2011, 01:47 PM
i must be the only person who thinks the "clever" nicknames for people you/we don't like are more tired than CBS sitcoms.

New Years Resolution: smile.

topscribe
01-03-2011, 01:47 PM
Why would they need more CBs when they are going to operate a 9-2 defense?

Well, I guess they could be used to lead wind sprints and to run real fast and fetch a soda for Clady whenever he calls for it . . .

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spikerman
01-03-2011, 02:20 PM
Why would they need more CBs when they are going to operate a 9-2 defense?

Well, I guess they could be used to lead wind sprints and to run real fast and fetch a soda for Clady whenever he calls for it . . .

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I think I get it.. all 11 guys would be CB's.

hotcarl
01-03-2011, 02:22 PM
I think I get it.. all 11 guys would be CB's.

with less pads = faster

camdisco24
01-03-2011, 02:42 PM
Agree with bringing in Donald Trump.
That guy can really pack a punch.
His hair alone will=WINS.

Im surprised his name hasn't been thrown around more.

Bill Devaroe
01-03-2011, 02:54 PM
Donald Trump would never take the Broncos job

Here is what I would like to see

Bowlen- Owner
Elway- VP- Reports to Bowlen- Calls all offensive plays
Ted Sunquist GM- Reports to Ellis

Eric Mangini - Head Coach Reports to Bowlen
Eric Studesville- Co Coach Reports to Elway
Wink - D Coordinator - Reports to Elway
Mike Mc Coy O Coordinator - Reports to Elway
Bobby Turner- Special Teams - Reports to Studesville

Tebow- QB Team Captian- Reports to Elway

hotcarl
01-03-2011, 03:02 PM
ill bet if tebow and elway had a baby he would tell us what to do, kinda makes ya think

i think trump is the right man for the job though, good business sense, and fires people up. thats where he got the name of that show "your fired" from

Superchop 7
01-03-2011, 03:03 PM
All available staff will report to SC7.

hotcarl
01-03-2011, 03:24 PM
elway could be special assistant to the office of the pouncey

topscribe
01-03-2011, 03:45 PM
I think I get it.. all 11 guys would be CB's.

We could call them that.

It's just that some would be big, fat, slow CBs . . .

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frauschieze
01-03-2011, 05:24 PM
re-organize the playbook to be more printer friendly

Revolutionary.

Remember the Jets' field goal when we only had nine players on the field? The extra two players' positions were on page two which was left on the printer.