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WARHORSE
12-24-2010, 08:38 PM
Saw it at Orangemane, gave my own version:

Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you all have a great year and the Broncos do as well. Peace!

On the first day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

A rash.


On the second day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the third day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Three plays and out, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the fourth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays and out, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the fifth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays and out, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the sixth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays and out, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the seventh day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays and out, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the eighth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Eight screens for losses, seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays and out, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the ninth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Nine punts and counting, eight screens for losses, seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays and out, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the tenth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me, ten men on the field, nine punts and counting, eight screens for lossess, seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays and out, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the eleventh day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me, eleven total first downs, ten men on the field, nine punts and counting, eight screens for losses, seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays and out, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the twelfth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me, 12 points or less, eleven total first downs, ten men on the field, nine punts and counting, eight screens for losses, seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays and out, two wasted time outs and a rash.



Woody Paige got a copy. ;)