Prater out at Kicker

[PAINTERDAVE]

Any other week...
this would have been huge news.

As it is... everyone is like... eh, so what?

We have some shmoe let go by Baltimore kicking tomorrow.

What a week.

Josh fired.
Stud hired.
Cox sired.
Prater tired.

Just another day in the life of Joe Bronco...

[Ravage!!!]

why is Prater out?

[PAINTERDAVE]

Strained groin...
unlike Cox.

[Ravage!!!]

wait... something is very wrong about talking about Cox and strained groins.

[gnomeflinger]

Any other week...
this would have been huge news.

As it is... everyone is like... eh, so what?

We have some shmoe let go by Baltimore kicking tomorrow.

What a week.

Josh fired.
Stud hired.
Cox sired.
Prater tired.

Just another day in the life of Joe Bronco...

That answers the question on which kicker do I play tomorrow.

[turftoad]

That answers the question on which kicker do I play tomorrow.

Me too. :beer:

[spikerman]

Strained groin...
unlike Cox.

It's entirely possible that his groin is now strained after all.

[BroncoBJ]

I agree. Any other time I'd be concerned and worried. But this week has turned in to such a joke that I really don't care. :lol:

Just ready for the offseason. But like always I'll be watching. :elefant:

[Lancane]

Wait, so we've got an Interim Head Coach nicknamed Stud, a Cox in trouble and a kicker with a worn groin?

Maybe we should hire Ron Jeremy as our Strength & Conditioning Coordinator!

:lol:

[Lancane]

It's entirely possible that his groin is now strained after all.

If he ends up in prison I don't think it's going to be his groin that's strained!

:laugh:

[spikerman]

Wait, so we've got an Interim Head Coach nicknamed Stud, a Cox in trouble and a kicker with a worn groin?

Maybe we should hire Ron Jeremy as our Strength & Conditioning Coordinator!

:lol:

There MUST be some way to get Dick Butkus on this staff!

[spikerman]

If he ends up in prison I don't think it's going to be his groin that's strained!

:laugh:

I was thinking that exact thing. I wonder how that would read on the injury report. ***

*** I know he is innocent until proven guilty and I hope he truly is innocent.

[BroncoWave]

That answers the question on which kicker do I play tomorrow.


Me too. :beer:

Wait, you guys keep 2 kickers on your roster?

[turftoad]

Wait, you guys keep 2 kickers on your roster?

Have to. Roster requirments.

[BroncoWave]

Have to. Roster requirments.

Ah ok, I see.

[dogfish]

Any other week...
this would have been huge news.

As it is... everyone is like... eh, so what?

We have some shmoe let go by Baltimore kicking tomorrow.

What a week.

Josh fired.
Stud hired.
Cox sired.
Prater tired.

Just another day in the life of Joe Bronco...

bronco joe has it good-- you clearly haven't met mrs. BJ. . .


:heh:

[PAINTERDAVE]

Back in the day... I was the commisioner in our fantasyt league.

Long before it was popular... we are talking..
a decade from about 1989 to 1999....

I used to add up the players scores
BY HAND FROM THE NEWSPAPER STATS.

back then... we had a few things to make it easier.

QB - you got the whole QB squad for any team you picked.

I had John Elway... but if he went down I'd get the credit for Kubiak coming in as well.

Same with Kickers. If Prater goes down or out... you get his back up.

Just two rules we all voted on and made it more fair and fun.

"Fair for one is fair for all."

Our league was called..

KNUCKLEHEAD FOOTBALL.

Some of my high school buddies still have the league going.

I dropped out when I realized there was more to life than living and dying with a fantasy team.

It was fun for a decade though.

In a decade... I won our Superbowl 3 times...
my Dad won it twice.
They were happy when we left.

My team? The Sidewinders.

I also had a team in another league for 3 years.

Memories....

[turftoad]

Back in the day... I was the commisioner in our fantasyt league.

Long before it was popular... we are talking..
a decade from about 1989 to 1999....

I used to add up the players scores
BY HAND FROM THE NEWSPAPER STATS.

back then... we had a few things to make it easier.

QB - you got the whole QB squad for any team you picked.

I had John Elway... but if he went down I'd get the credit for Kubiak coming in as well.

Same with Kickers. If Prater goes down or out... you get his back up.

Just two rules we all voted on and made it more fair and fun.

"Fair for one is fair for all."

Our league was called..

KNUCKLEHEAD FOOTBALL.

Some of my high school buddies still have the league going.

I dropped out when I realized there was more to life than living and dying with a fantasy team.

It was fun for a decade though.

In a decade... I won our Superbowl 3 times...
my Dad won it twice.
They were happy when we left.

My team? The Sidewinders.

I also had a team in another league for 3 years.

Memories....

Getting scores and stats by hand brings back memories. Hell, this is my 25th year in my main redraft league. There were no magazines, web sites or anything. You drafted from your gut and a hand written list that took you hours to make.

[dogfish]

Getting scores and stats by hand brings back memories. Hell, this is my 25th year in my main redraft league. There were no magazines, web sites or anything. You drafted from your gut and a hand written list that took you hours to make.

hey toad, were you there with top when man discovered fire?

[turftoad]

hey toad, were you there with top when man discovered fire?

No..... I'm sure Tops ball sack hangs a lot lower than mine does. :D

[Lancane]

No..... I'm sure Tops ball sack hangs a lot lower than mine does. :D

Such disturbing imagery...:shocked:

:lol:

[topscribe]

If he ends up in prison I don't think it's going to be his groin that's strained!

:laugh:

Well, that would just about bring it full cycle. Everything else has happened. The
only thing that hasn't has been a Broncos football player becoming somebody's
lady . . .

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[topscribe]

No..... I'm sure Tops ball sack hangs a lot lower than mine does. :D

Not true. Mrs Topscribe keeps it in fine shape, thank you . . . :proud:

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[turftoad]

Such disturbing imagery...:shocked:

:lol:

Tops ball sack??? I know. :peep:



:D :D

[Lancane]

Well, that would just about bring it full cycle. Everything else has happened. The
only thing that hasn't has been a Broncos football player becoming somebody's
lady . . .

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Someone mentioned that he's looking at dual felony assault charges, one of which carries a possible life sentence. We've had former Broncos in prison, such as the UFL's Maurice Clarette, but...this has to be a blow for McDaniels as much as the organization, after all he did draft Cox and said that he was about character! But alas it may soon be true, Cox could end up being a prison ***** through and through.

[turftoad]

Someone mentioned that he's looking at dual felony assault charges, one of which carries a possible life sentence. We've had former Broncos in prison, such as the UFL's Maurice Clarette, but...this has to be a blow for McDaniels as much as the organization, after all he did draft Cox and said that he was about character! But alas it may soon be true, Cox could end up being a prison ***** through and through.

Nah. Not sticking up for McDaniels at all but Cox was a first round talent and McD picked him late as a chance guy. He's played real well for a rookie at that position. I hoped that he would stay clean but kinda knew he wouldn't.

Oh.... and Mrs Topscribe must be waxing it.

[Lancane]

Nah. Not sticking up for McDaniels at all but Cox was a first round talent and McD picked him late as a chance guy. He's played real well for a rookie at that position. I hoped that he would stay clean but kinda knew he wouldn't.

I can see your point, but after all the preaching about character, then you look at the deceptiveness, the issues of integrity. After all, those who supported his trades of Cutler and Marshall, people said that they were questionable characters...well, in my opinion McDaniels had no reason to preach such nonsense do what he did and then draft Cox who had issues as well. I'd have still risked a pick on him, but I wouldn't have been stating we're going to be about character when those I draft and as well as myself are far from perfect character-wise ourselves - 'Pot meet Kettle'!

;)

[turftoad]

I can see your point, but after all the preaching about character, then you look at the deceptiveness, the issues of integrity. After all, those who supported his trades of Cutler and Marshall, people said that they were questionable characters...well, in my opinion McDaniels had no reason to preach such nonsense do what he did and then draft Cox who had issues as well. I'd have still risked a pick on him, but I wouldn't have been stating we're going to be about character when those I draft and as well as myself are far from perfect character-wise ourselves - 'Pot meet Kettle'!

;)

Oh.... I agree big time!

McD wanted to talk about character?? All he needed to do is look in the mirror to find a big friggen character. And not a very good one at that.

[sneakers]

Good thing we only have to worry about kicking extra points tomorrow....we can just go for 2.

[BroncoWave]

Good thing we only have to worry about kicking extra points tomorrow....we can just go for 2.

I bet Tebow can kick extra points.

[sneakers]

I bet Tebow can kick extra points.

or convert 2 pt conversions!

[dogfish]

I bet Tebow can kick extra points.

tebow would just hurl the holder through the uprights. . . converting the fabled three-point PAT. . .

[turftoad]

tebow would just hurl the holder through the uprights. . . converting the fabled three-point PAT. . .

LOL dog.... :lol:

[Dzone]

Well, we waived stanley daniels to make room for steven haufscha...so daniels had no future here?

[SonoftheSouth]

[QUOTE=spikerman;1148485]I was thinking that exact thing. I wonder how that would read on the injury report. ***
QUOTE]

Uh, 'roids strain, maybe?

[spikerman]

[QUOTE=spikerman;1148485]I was thinking that exact thing. I wonder how that would read on the injury report. ***
QUOTE]

Uh, 'roids strain, maybe?

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

[nevcraw]

3 pages on a kicker...

slow news week?

[PAINTERDAVE]

Well, we waived stanley daniels to make room for steven haufscha...so daniels had no future here?

Who would you have waived?

Had to get a kicker... he'll probably score 50% of our points today.