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11-16-2010, 03:21 AM
Broncos announce victory parade to celebrate regular season win over ChiefsNovember 15th, 2010 No Comments
Posted by Uncle Rico 11:25 PM ET
It used to be that parades in Broncos country were reserved for Super Bowl wins. Apparently, that is no longer the case. Earlier today, Sith Lord and Denver Broncos chief operating officer, Joe Ellis, announced that the team will host a victory parade on Thursday to memorialize the Broncos resounding 49-29 win over the Kansas City Chiefs. Per Ellis’ statement, the parade will be complete with full military regalia in the spirit of old Soviet Union Cold War Era festivals.
Asked to elaborate on the military presence, Ellis said, “we’re counting on the Colorado National Guard to participate in this resplendent event.” Pressed by The Denver Post’s Woody Paige as to the appropriateness of the National Guard’s involvement, Ellis snapped back “I don’t care. The city of Denver and State of Colorado have been funding my mistakes for years… no reason to stop now!”
Ellis did not bother to get the approval of team owner Pat Bowlen but has the full support of head coach Josh McDaniels. McDaniels said “we’re playing on Monday night this week so we have an extra day. Why not have a party? Clearly, we’re a well-oiled machine and don’t need the additional practice. Oh, and I talked to Bill Belichick this morning and he thought it was a great idea.”
The parade will begin at noon and follow the same route as the Broncos Super Bowl XXXIII victory procession. Ellis and co-conspirators McDaniels and general manager Brian Xanders will ride on the first of a planned 50 floats.
http://www.joshmcdanielssucks.com/2010/11/15/broncos-announce-victory-parade-to-celebrate-regular-season-win-over-chiefs/
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Posted by Uncle Rico 11:25 PM ET
It used to be that parades in Broncos country were reserved for Super Bowl wins. Apparently, that is no longer the case. Earlier today, Sith Lord and Denver Broncos chief operating officer, Joe Ellis, announced that the team will host a victory parade on Thursday to memorialize the Broncos resounding 49-29 win over the Kansas City Chiefs. Per Ellis’ statement, the parade will be complete with full military regalia in the spirit of old Soviet Union Cold War Era festivals.
Asked to elaborate on the military presence, Ellis said, “we’re counting on the Colorado National Guard to participate in this resplendent event.” Pressed by The Denver Post’s Woody Paige as to the appropriateness of the National Guard’s involvement, Ellis snapped back “I don’t care. The city of Denver and State of Colorado have been funding my mistakes for years… no reason to stop now!”
Ellis did not bother to get the approval of team owner Pat Bowlen but has the full support of head coach Josh McDaniels. McDaniels said “we’re playing on Monday night this week so we have an extra day. Why not have a party? Clearly, we’re a well-oiled machine and don’t need the additional practice. Oh, and I talked to Bill Belichick this morning and he thought it was a great idea.”
The parade will begin at noon and follow the same route as the Broncos Super Bowl XXXIII victory procession. Ellis and co-conspirators McDaniels and general manager Brian Xanders will ride on the first of a planned 50 floats.
http://www.joshmcdanielssucks.com/2010/11/15/broncos-announce-victory-parade-to-celebrate-regular-season-win-over-chiefs/
LOL