Sig bet - Donks cannot defeat the Mighty Bye Week

[silver_black]

Ok sig bet time, any takers?

The Mighty Bye Week is coming to town and the donks are giving up 7½ points at home.

ESPN pundits claim its too close to call, noting that really there is no home field advantage here.

:deadhorse:

[broncobryce]

Cool story bro. The real question is can Tom Cable defeat the mighty all you can eat buffet? YES HE CAN!

[Devilspawn]

Tough to call. Depends on who's better coached.

Denver 16
Bye Week 49

[Lancane]

Ok sig bet time, any takers?

The Mighty Bye Week is coming to town and the donks are giving up 7½ points at home.

ESPN pundits claim its too close to call, noting that really there is no home field advantage here.

:deadhorse:

Sadly I wouldn't take that bet whilst McDaniels is our head coach!

He doesn't comprehend our rivalry, he doesn't comprehend our city, he doesn't comprehend the fandom...F'it, he can not even comprehend football.

:coffee:

[Day1BroncoFan]

Denver 0
Byweek 0

When the week is a bye the score is always a tie.

[silver_black]

Cool story bro. The real question is can Tom Cable defeat the mighty all you can eat buffet? YES HE CAN!

thats actually on my bucket list.

someday i wanna get kicked out of an all-you-can-eat buffet, for eating too much.


other entries:
similar to the buffet, but get kicked out of a casino for winning too much

jump into a lake or body of water with a knife between my teeth

pull a fake mustache off a guy and yell "AAAHAA!"

i'd also like to snap Larry King's suspenders and turn him into a pile of dust

:focus:

[KCL]

thats actually on my bucket list.

someday i wanna get kicked out of an all-you-can-eat buffet, for eating too much.


other entries:
similar to the buffet, but get kicked out of a casino for winning too much

jump into a lake or body of water with a knife between my teeth

pull a fake mustache off a guy and yell "AAAHAA!"

i'd also like to snap Larry King's suspenders and turn him into a pile of dust

:focus:

wow...you're living in the fast lane...:lol:

[Devilspawn]

pull a fake mustache off a guy and yell "AAAHAA!"

http://www.mouthpiecesports.com/blogmedia/2008/11/jake_plummer_moustache1.jpg
Quick before his handball tourney stats. :laugh:

[WTE]

wow...you're living in the fast lane...:lol:

I know. The coolest thing I've ever done is order a cheeseburger at McDonalds and tell them to hold the cheese.

[sanluis]

I heard that the bye is 69 and oh!! vs Denver??!:shocked:



:shocked::shocked:

[NightTrainLayne]

I know. The coolest thing I've ever done is order a cheeseburger at McDonalds and tell them to hold the cheese.

I called in a pizza order the other day:

fFgLvT-ghrQ&

[Thnikkaman]

I'm willing to bet that the all mighty Al Davis panics now that his team is playing again, begins tinkering, and fires Cable.

[silver_black]

I'm willing to bet that the all mighty Al Davis panics now that his team is playing again, begins tinkering, and fires Cable.

oh i get it...the power of wishful thinking.

Hoping Cable is available to coach the donks next year?

[gnomeflinger]

The Broncos can't possibly screw up bye week, but McD can.

[Day1BroncoFan]

News flash from the homeland:

McD bans McToys from the boys 'til they win a game. :D

No more happy meals after the game.

[Devilspawn]

Moreno will have a career day. Bank on it!!

[topscribe]

oh i get it...the power of wishful thinking.

Hoping Cable is available to coach the donks next year?

Nah, I hear there's an opening for security guard, though . . .

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[silver_black]

Nah, I hear there's an opening for security guard, though . . .

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already scouring the want ads for McD?

Well, thats smart. You know what they say, it's easier to look for a job when you still have one. :D

[gnomeflinger]

As said before, if McD loses his job, he's more than welcome to come to my house and be my cat litter pooper scooper.

[gnomeflinger]

Speaking of bye weeks, this I think took place...

(it's just a story, it didn't happen)

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Denver Broncos, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[Broncolingus]

McD and and a couple of his assistants were on a recruiting trip when their single-engine airplane sputtered and crashed in the mountains. The three coaches climbed out of a snowbank and immediately proved their resourcefulness. They drained a bit of gasoline out of the fuselage and started a fire. Later, when they got thirsty, they put a bit of snow in a twisted piece of metal and melted it to make drinking water. A few days later, dying of hunger, they ripped strips from the leather seats, dipped them in motor oil, and fried them up like bacon for a nourishing treat.

The people up the street at the Hilton in Aspen all admitted it was the most amazing thing they had ever seen.

[WTE]

Moreno will have a career day. Bank on it!!

He's just been listed as Out vs. Bye Week.

[topscribe]

already scouring the want ads for McD?

Well, thats smart. You know what they say, it's easier to look for a job when you still have one. :D

I'm gravitating to the point where I may not want McD anywhere in the building.

He might consider hiring Cable as his personal body guard, though. I mean, there
must be something Cable's good at . . .

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[broncobryce]

I'm gravitating to the point where I may not want McD anywhere in the building.

He might consider hiring Cable as his personal body guard, though. I mean, there
must be something Cable's good at . . .

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He's obviously good at eating, and punching assistant coaches in the face if they touch his donuts.

[WTE]

After Peyton Hillis' performance, the entire NFL world is laughing at the Denver Broncos for trading Hillis and a 6th round pick for Brady Quinn.

Therefore, it's official. The Broncos have lost to Bye Week.

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/fantasyjoe/2010/09/15/Hillisx-large.jpg>http://www.popwired.com/images/2008/02/brady-quinn.jpg

[Dreadnought]

After Peyton Hillis' performance, the entire NFL world is laughing at the Denver Broncos for trading Hillis and a 6th round pick for Brady Quinn.

Therefore, it's official. The Broncos have lost to Bye Week.

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/fantasyjoe/2010/09/15/Hillisx-large.jpg>http://www.popwired.com/images/2008/02/brady-quinn.jpg

And here I was going to make some wise-ass retort about us making up a 1/2 game on the Pats - but damn it - you're right :lol:

[T.K.O.]

before the bye week broncos = 3 games back from div. lead.......after the bye week broncos = 3 games back from div. lead = tie....yaaaaaaaaaay!


http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2009/special-ed.jpg

[silver_black]

I'm gravitating to the point where I may not want McD anywhere in the building.

He might consider hiring Cable as his personal body guard, though. I mean, there
must be something Cable's good at . . .

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He's obviously good at eating, and punching assistant coaches in the face if they touch his donuts.
i'm partial to W's against AFC West opponents


donuts are right up there too - completely justifiable especially if they're warm Krispy Kremes