What is the difference between Broncos and McDonalds?

[Gimpygod]

Nothing! They are both run by McClowns!!!:elefant:

just blowing off steam… Love the Broncos, hate McDaniels feel free to add other jokes.

[Thnikkaman]

Is there something other than being divisive that you excel at?

[shank]

if this thread doesn't convince people that we need a HOF sub-forum, then nothing will.

[Buff]

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round; the jar is round... They should call it Roundtine.

[shank]

mh7SVb7psDg

[Thnikkaman]

I’m lookin’ at the Pop-Tarts box and I notice they have directions on there. I give up on this species… They have toaster directions, which, I’m not makin’ this up, the toaster directions are longer than one step. I don’t know how that’s possible that the directions are longer than one. You think it would be, “Step one: Toast the Pop-Tarts. Go ahead, toast ‘em. It’s okay. Hey, are you still readin’ this?”

[shank]

thnik, i don't feel that brian regan is funny enough for this thread. you're really dragging it down.

[Thnikkaman]

thnik, i don't feel that brian regan is funny enough for this thread. you're really dragging it down.

Sorry, I need to go the getting Atlas Shrugged from the Library route.

[Thnikkaman]

Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?















So she could moan with the other.

[dogfish]

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[Gimpygod]

:laugh:I was thinking Broncos related jokes, for instance:

why did McDaniels make all the players eat Viagra? So they could finally put up some stiff competition! bazinga!

What happened when Jarvis Moss ate Preparation H?… Simple dummy, he disappeared! BAZINGA!:elefant::laugh:

[Thnikkaman]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

















Bob.

[MasterShake]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?













Bob.

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducked.

[Thnikkaman]

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducked.

A pirate with a steering wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why do you have that steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies, "Arrr, I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

[MasterShake]

A pirate with a steering wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why do you have that steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies, "Arrr, I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene.

What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg longer than the other?

Irene.

[broncofaninfla]

Here's a joke for you guys...what do you get when you add 4-14 to 2-6?

Mcd/Xanders 2010 Denver Broncos

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[Thnikkaman]

A supervisor, manager, and the director are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.."

"Me first! Me first!" says the supervisor. "I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the manager. "I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the director.
The director says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

[shank]

Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?















So she could moan with the other.

why couldn't hellen keller drive?












because she's a woman

[OrangeHoof]

McDonalds: Millions and Millions served.

McDaniels: Millions and Millions pissed.

[Northman]

Burger King: "We do it your way".

McDaniels: "You do it my way or you dont get the damn thing".

[BroncoNut]

I made this one up


What does Josh McDaniels want to be when he grows up?

I don't know.

[Thnikkaman]

Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll?








You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

[rcsodak]

Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.
thats older than Top. :tsk:
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[Thnikkaman]

why couldn't hellen keller drive?












because she's a woman


no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive?









Because she's dead!

[milehigh]

What do you call a pissed off Bronco fan that also likes to tie up hookers?

Arapaho

[rcsodak]

Here's a joke for you guys...what do you get when you add 4-14 to 2-6?

Mcd/Xanders 2010 Denver Broncos
at least make sense if you cant be funny.
and its 10-14
:coffee:
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[rcsodak]

Why didnt the skeleton go to the halloween party?


no body to go with.

how do you make a hormone?

dont pay her?

how do you keep a moron's attention?



















































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[Krugan]

What do you call a quad on your doorstep.












Matt

How do you track a legless hooker






Follow the snail track.

[rcsodak]

how do you excercise a dog with no legs?


take it for a drag.

how do chinese excercise a dog?

they take it for a wok.
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[Northman]

What do you call 12 ethiopians carrying a canoe?


Comb.

[Thnikkaman]

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?







Stuck doorknobs to the walls.

[claymore]

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?







Stuck doorknobs to the walls.

I thought the answer was putting a plunger in the toilet? :drums:

[Thnikkaman]

I thought the answer was putting a plunger in the toilet? :drums:

That is another version of the joke.

[rcsodak]

What do you call a busload of dems driving off a cliff?


a start.
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[broncofaninfla]

at least make sense if you cant be funny.
and its 10-14
:coffee:
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You're right, there's nothing funny about what they have done to this team.

[claymore]

Whats long and hard on McDaniels?



The goaline. :lol:

[Northman]

Whats long and hard on McDaniels?



The goaline. :lol:

Bhwhahahahahaha. oh man. Priceless. I got to tell the wife that one. :beer:

[Lancane]

McDaniels' was sitting at home one day watching re-runs of his New England glory days when he heard a 'Knock-Knock' at his front door.

He started to whimper then cried and then screamed "Don't start that shit, I've knocked on wood so much I've got tons of splinters and still do not know a damn thing about football!"

:D

[Lancane]

What do you call a busload of dems driving off a cliff?


a start.
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What do you call a gathering of all the heads of the Republican Party?

The Grand Meeting of the Klu Klux Klan.

;)

[BeefStew25]

What do you call a black person that flies airplanes for a living?





























A pilot, you ******* racist.

[BroncoNut]

What do you call a black person that flies airplanes for a living?






















A pilot, you ******* racist.

A cocaine dealer

[BigDaddyBronco]

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?


You would too if your name was Ehhhhnuuuhh.