View Full Version : Elway versus Chuck Norris
Gimpygod
10-29-2010, 10:02 AM
Scenario: what if John Elway yelled "think fast!" And threw a football as hard as he could into the face of Chuck Norris?
Answer: Chuck would have to man up and take two in the arm for flinching.
Why did I bother writing this? Because with the current state of the team nostalgia is my only happy place.
camdisco24
10-29-2010, 10:05 AM
I think everyone knows that John Elway > Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was spotted wearing Elway pajamas just last week.
rcsodak
10-29-2010, 10:17 AM
I think everyone knows that John Elway > Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was spotted wearing Elway pajamas just last week.
Chuck has a stronger arm than Elway. And if he'd have run for the TD in the SuperBowl, the Stadium would have performed a helicopter.
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Softskull
10-29-2010, 10:40 AM
This is crazy talk.
Elway would treat Norris like a Scottsman treats his sheep. :eek:
girler
10-29-2010, 11:50 AM
:pound: Thanks GG! I really needed that!
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