Yo mama sucks [Archive] - Broncos Forums

jhildebrand

09-22-2010, 08:08 PM

Its easy to have drains on your mind when your team is headed right down one :D

BeefStew25

09-22-2010, 08:09 PM

The best part of Phillip Rivers ran down his momma's ass crack onto the sheets.

sanluis

09-22-2010, 08:26 PM

she roots for the Raiders..:eek:

:D

Day1BroncoFan

09-22-2010, 10:08 PM

Phylis Rivers sucks so bad every time she opens her mouth the universe shrinks.

Thnikkaman

09-22-2010, 10:42 PM

Phylis Rivers sucks so hard, Dyson uses him as a prototype.

gnomeflinger

09-22-2010, 11:15 PM

Phylis Rivers sucks so hard, Dyson uses him as a prototype.

:laugh: You asked for it sanluis. There aint no better smack talker than Thnikk.

sanluis

09-27-2010, 04:57 PM

What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds

sanluis

09-27-2010, 04:58 PM

:listen:You suck... your mom does too but she charges.:shocked:

sanluis

09-27-2010, 04:59 PM

Yo mama's strong... then again, smell isn't everything.:shocked:

jhildebrand

09-27-2010, 05:11 PM

The Chargers sucked in Seattle, too :D

sanluis

09-27-2010, 05:13 PM

The Chargers sucked in Seattle, too :D

Chargers sucked so bad in Seattle they left the special team in the whole game!!! :mad::lol:

jhildebrand

09-27-2010, 05:17 PM

Chargers sucked so bad in Seattle they left the special team in the whole game!!! :mad::lol:

Special Teams in San Diego is an oxymoron. WOW! :shocked: I bet it brought back memories of Eddie Royal :lol:

Your ST coach might get axed if they aren't improved this week.

I don't know what's worse: our road loss to Garrard and the Jags or your road loss to Seattle :tsk:

Thnikkaman

09-27-2010, 06:13 PM

Chargers sucked so bad in Seattle they left the special team in the whole game!!! :mad::lol:

I literally chuckled from that one.

Yo momma's so fat, the probability that she occupies any random point in a large room is 1.

sanluis

09-28-2010, 10:48 AM

Denver's running blocking is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!!!!!:D

Thnikkaman

09-28-2010, 10:51 AM

Denver's running blocking is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!!!!!:D

No, its not our run blocking. LoMo couldn't run through the opening created by an automatic door.

sanluis

09-30-2010, 12:10 PM

Denver's running back is so slow he lost a race against a glacier!!!!

Knoshow Marino = :elefant: :D

Thnikkaman

09-30-2010, 12:28 PM

Denver's running back is so slow he lost a race against a glacier!!!!

Knoshow Marino = :elefant: :D

San Diego's Special teams are so slow that they are going to change the name of the Special Olympics to the San Diego Olympics.

sanluis

09-30-2010, 12:53 PM

Denver's red zone scoring is so "special" they are making a section at Wikipedia just to describe the dysfunction!!! :shocked::lol:

Thnikkaman

09-30-2010, 12:55 PM

Denver's red zone scoring is so "special" they are making a section at Wikipedia just to describe the dysfunction!!! :shocked::lol:

I hear that in this article they use the Cutler to Phillips scale of dysfunction. Cutler meaning emo passive agressive to the Phillips screaming like a 4-year-old level.

sanluis

09-30-2010, 01:07 PM

I hear that in this article they use the Cutler to Phillips scale of dysfunction. Cutler meaning emo passive aggressive to the Phillips screaming like a 4-year-old level.

No, the McD screaming f bombs on the sideline scale has just been developed to more accurately measure just how "SPECIAL" the red zone dysfunction has become in Denver!! It is the latest thing!! :D

Thnikkaman

09-30-2010, 01:25 PM

No, the McD screaming f bombs on the sideline scale has just been developed to more accurately measure just how "SPECIAL" the red zone dysfunction has become in Denver!! It is the latest thing!! :D

You need to refresh that page. The Phillis Rivers Screaming at his O-Line, getting smacked for Delay of Game, and then spiking the ball in Arrowhead stadium was the hottest thing until Tim Lincecum started calling the Rockies Cheaters while on the Mound in Coors Field during a no-hitter he was pitching.

jhildebrand

10-03-2010, 01:50 AM

Denver's running blocking is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!!!!!:D

We have run blocking :confused:

Wow! Could have fooled me :D

sanluis

10-04-2010, 11:14 AM

http://media.trb.com/media/alternatethumbnails/story/2009-11/50737523-26200020.jpg

Mc D calling his grandma over to help with the run blocking in Denver!! :shocked::D

Thnikkaman

10-04-2010, 11:48 AM

http://media.trb.com/media/alternatethumbnails/story/2009-11/50737523-26200020.jpg

Mc D calling his grandma over to help with the run blocking in Denver!! :shocked::D

You guys played a good game against a High School football team on Sunday. To bad you couldn't beat a team that got Pwned by the Rams.

sanluis

10-04-2010, 01:12 PM

Denver's running backs so fat they can only rush for 1.9 yards per carry!!

Here comes one now ...:elefant:

:D

sanluis

10-08-2010, 02:27 PM

Orton got sacked so many times last week he thought he was Jay Cutler!!! :lol::D:shocked:

sanluis

10-12-2010, 03:42 PM

Charger's special team mama so stupid she forgot to breath.... :tsk:

Medford Bronco

10-12-2010, 06:59 PM

Charger's special team mama so stupid she forgot to breath.... :tsk:

SD has atroctios special teams. Like we do and like the Fins do. :ahhhhh:

Kickoff returns against are no ones friends and neither are fumbles on special teams or blocked punts, fgs.

all 3 are not good right now. SD has a good offense but cant win on the road so far. Denver looks like a Divison III team running the ball. Never thought I would say that.

Miami just has Chad Henne and terrible kick coverage.

:throwsup in mouth: :shocked:

WTE

10-13-2010, 12:45 PM

SD has atroctios special teams. Like we do and like the Fins do. :ahhhhh:

Meanwhile, New England has terrific special teams thanks to our Special Teams coach Scott O'Brien.

Where did they get him from again??? :confused:

jhildebrand

10-13-2010, 01:23 PM

Meanwhile, New England has terrific special teams thanks to our Special Teams coach Scott O'Brien.

Where did they get him from again??? :confused:

Carolina by way of a brief vacation in Denver :lol:

sanluis

10-19-2010, 10:48 AM

Chargers mama sucks so bad she lost to the Raiders who lost to the 9ers.... causing the planet to stop rotating :shocked:

sanluis

11-02-2010, 05:27 PM

Denver's mama suck so much wind she in last place:drinking:

Medford Bronco

11-02-2010, 10:21 PM

3-13

It feels like we are the old AZ Cardinals before Wisenhunt. (puke)

Buffalo is worse
Dallas is worse but has more talent than Denver

sanluis

11-03-2010, 11:28 AM

3-13

It feels like we are the old AZ Cardinals before Wisenhunt. (puke)

Buffalo is worse
Dallas is worse but has more talent than Denver

I suggest drinking heavily. :shots:

Thnikkaman

11-03-2010, 11:51 AM

San Diego sucks so much, they had to build the convention center next to the ocean to keep the city from flooding itself.

Thnikkaman

11-03-2010, 11:52 AM

San Diego Sucks so much pot, they forgot to vote yes on Prop 19 (I mean WTF Cali???)

Thnikkaman

11-03-2010, 11:53 AM

San Diego's mama sucks so much, Kirby paid her for lessons.

sanluis

11-05-2010, 12:25 PM

Denver's mama sucks so much she got dizzy and fell into the basement.... :shocked:

:drinking:

sanluis

11-10-2010, 12:15 PM

This bye week sucks more than your Mama ... why ??!! Because I have to pull for Denver this week :shocked::lol:

:listen:Sorry KCL :D

Medford Bronco

11-11-2010, 04:05 PM

This bye week sucks more than your Mama ... why ??!! Because I have to pull for Denver this week :shocked::lol:

:listen:Sorry KCL :D

Dont hold your breath on that one :lol:

I fear that Mr. Charles runs for 150+

BigDaddyBronco

11-11-2010, 05:00 PM

AJ Smith is so slow he got hit by a parked car.

BigDaddyBronco

11-11-2010, 05:02 PM

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

sanluis

11-12-2010, 05:21 PM

Dont hold your breath on that one :lol:

I fear that Mr. Charles runs for 150+

KC pass attack sucks so bad that both their running backs can run for 150 and still lose to the Denver Broncos!!!

:lol::beer:

sanluis

11-23-2010, 11:18 AM

Denver's Mama's suck is more suck than suck.....:eek::confused::lol:

sanluis

10-15-2011, 05:49 PM

Denver sucks so bad they have a 2nd string fullback starting at QB?? :lol:

sanluis

10-20-2011, 11:37 AM

Denver sucks so much they are a 1 point dog to the phins??!!! :lol:

:shocked:

http://www.sportswagersource.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Miami-Dolphins-Cheerleaders.jpg

Thnikkaman

10-20-2011, 11:50 AM

The Chargers suck so much they can't beat a team with a record > .500

sanluis

10-21-2011, 05:35 PM

The sucking in Denver has increased to such a fevered level that Denver is now a two point dog to the phins... :lol: WTH!!!

Thnikkaman

10-21-2011, 06:50 PM

Eh. Vegas odds are based on who is being bert on. the makers figure on neutral ground that Denver gives a point.

sanluis

10-24-2011, 06:50 PM

Denver forgot to suck for luck!!:lol:

chazoe60

10-24-2011, 06:53 PM

SD sucks so bad.........................Actually I like SD, very cool town, their football team is an embarrassment though.