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08-22-2010, 05:34 AM
Found this on the Wookiepedia.
People have a dirty minds when it comes to certain things, here is some innocent dialogue, that could be interpreted as having sexual connotations.
The Phantom Menace
"Again you come before us, your highness."
―Nute Gunray
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."
―Darth Maul
"Feel, don't think. Use your instincts."
―Qui-Gon Jinn to Anakin Skywalker
"I'm sorry I wasn't able to finish you..."
―Anakin Skywalker to C-3PO
"My Lord, is that, legal?"
"I will make it legal."
―Nute Gunray and Darth Sidious
Attack of the Clones
"Ani? My goodness, you've grown."
―Padmé Amidala to Anakin Skywalker
"I think "he" is a "she", and I think she is a changeling."
―Anakin Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi
"My Jedi protector will have to prove how good he is."
―Padmé Amidala to Dormé
"This party's over."
―Mace Windu to Count Dooku
"We'll take him together. You go in slowly from the left…"
"No, I'm taking him now!"
―Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker
Revenge of the Sith
"I said drop 'em!"
―B1 battle droid to Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi
"This time we'll do it together."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker
"We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."
―Count Dooku
"I want MORE...but I know I shouldn't."
―Anakin Skywalker to Padmé Amidala
"You remember what you told me... about your mother and the sand people?"
―Palpatine to Anakin Skywalker
"General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected."
―Anakin Skywalker to General Grievous
"Good relations with the Wookiees, I have."
―Yoda
"Yes, Anakin! Come closer."
―Palpatine
"I—I can't hold on any longer...I'm...weak...I'm too weak..."
―Palpatine
"I will do whatever you...ask."
―Anakin Skywalker to Palpatine, kneeling
"I have waited a looooooong time for this moment, my little green friend..."
―Palpatine, approaching Yoda's unconscious body
"Lord Vader...rise."
―Palpatine to Darth Vader
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
"Well my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good."
―Luke Skywalker
"He has too much of his father in him."
―Beru Lars to Owen Lars
"It surrounds us, it penetrates us..."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Let's see if we can't figure out what you are, my little friend, and where you come from."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi
"I'm getting too old for this sort of thing."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Myself, the boy, two droids... and no questions asked."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Sorry about the mess..."
―Han Solo
"All right, give it to me, I'll take it."
―Luke Skywalker to Wioslea
"She may not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts."
―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
―Leia Organa
"Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
―Han Solo
"Get on top of it!"
"I can't!"
―Han Solo and Leia Organa
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
―C-3PO
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
―Leia Organa to Han Solo
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
―Leia Organa to Han Solo
"Some of the other guys were telling me about it. They say it's quite a thing to see."
―Stormtrooper
"Look at the size of that thing!"
―Wedge Antilles
"Almost there! Almost there!"
―Garven Dreis
"They came from... behind..."
―Davish Krail
"I can't hold them!"
― Theron Nett
"It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
―Garven Dreis
"Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"
―Biggs Darklighter
"Get clear, Wedge; you can't do any more good back there!"
―Luke Skywalker
"Now lets blow this thing and go home!"
―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker
The Empire Strikes Back
"It's possible he came in through the south entrance."
―A rebel soldier
"And I thought they smelt bad on the outside."
―Han Solo
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker
"Hurry up, golden rod!"
―Han Solo
"You're lucky you don't taste very good."
―Luke Skywalker to R2-D2
"Sorry, sweetheart. I didn't have time for anything else."
―Han Solo to Leia Organa
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
―Leia Organa
"But now, we must eat. Come! Good food, come!"
―Yoda to Luke Skywalker
"I can't do it. It's too big."
―Luke Skywalker
"Control! Control! You must learn control!"
―Yoda to Luke Skywalker
"Size matters not. Look at me - judge me by my size do you?"
―Yoda to Luke Skywalker
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
―C-3PO
"Artoo, come back here at once! You haven't finished with me yet!"
―C-3PO to R2-D2
"Come with me. It is the only way."
―Darth Vader
Return of the Jedi
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
―Darth Vader to Moff Jerjerrod
"I need more men!"
―Moff Jerjerrod to Darth Vader
"What could have possibly come over Master Luke?"
―C-3PO
"I think you'll fit in nicely."
―EV-9D9
"Soon you will begin to appreciate me."
―Jabba the Hutt
"Grab me Chewie, I'm slipping—hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
―Han Solo to Chewbacca
"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me—now I owe you one."
―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker
"Back door, huh? Good idea."
―Han Solo
"Rise, my friend."
―Emperor Palpatine
"I have felt him, my Master."
―Darth Vader
"I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
―Han Solo to Lando Calrissian
"I don't think the Empire had Wookiees in mind when they designed her, Chewie."
―Han Solo to Chewbacca
"Hey, point that thing someplace else!"
―Han Solo
"I never knew I had it in me."
―C-3PO
"You want this, don't you?"
―Emperor Palpatine
"In time, you will call me Master."
―Emperor Palpatine
"We're coming!"
―C-3PO
"She's gonna blow!"
―Grizz Frix
"Come with me."
―Luke Skywalker
"Han, can you reach my lightsaber?"
―Luke Skywalker
People have a dirty minds when it comes to certain things, here is some innocent dialogue, that could be interpreted as having sexual connotations.
The Phantom Menace
"Again you come before us, your highness."
―Nute Gunray
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."
―Darth Maul
"Feel, don't think. Use your instincts."
―Qui-Gon Jinn to Anakin Skywalker
"I'm sorry I wasn't able to finish you..."
―Anakin Skywalker to C-3PO
"My Lord, is that, legal?"
"I will make it legal."
―Nute Gunray and Darth Sidious
Attack of the Clones
"Ani? My goodness, you've grown."
―Padmé Amidala to Anakin Skywalker
"I think "he" is a "she", and I think she is a changeling."
―Anakin Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi
"My Jedi protector will have to prove how good he is."
―Padmé Amidala to Dormé
"This party's over."
―Mace Windu to Count Dooku
"We'll take him together. You go in slowly from the left…"
"No, I'm taking him now!"
―Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker
Revenge of the Sith
"I said drop 'em!"
―B1 battle droid to Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi
"This time we'll do it together."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker
"We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."
―Count Dooku
"I want MORE...but I know I shouldn't."
―Anakin Skywalker to Padmé Amidala
"You remember what you told me... about your mother and the sand people?"
―Palpatine to Anakin Skywalker
"General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected."
―Anakin Skywalker to General Grievous
"Good relations with the Wookiees, I have."
―Yoda
"Yes, Anakin! Come closer."
―Palpatine
"I—I can't hold on any longer...I'm...weak...I'm too weak..."
―Palpatine
"I will do whatever you...ask."
―Anakin Skywalker to Palpatine, kneeling
"I have waited a looooooong time for this moment, my little green friend..."
―Palpatine, approaching Yoda's unconscious body
"Lord Vader...rise."
―Palpatine to Darth Vader
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
"Well my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good."
―Luke Skywalker
"He has too much of his father in him."
―Beru Lars to Owen Lars
"It surrounds us, it penetrates us..."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Let's see if we can't figure out what you are, my little friend, and where you come from."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi
"I'm getting too old for this sort of thing."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Myself, the boy, two droids... and no questions asked."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Sorry about the mess..."
―Han Solo
"All right, give it to me, I'll take it."
―Luke Skywalker to Wioslea
"She may not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts."
―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
―Leia Organa
"Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
―Han Solo
"Get on top of it!"
"I can't!"
―Han Solo and Leia Organa
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
―C-3PO
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
―Leia Organa to Han Solo
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
―Leia Organa to Han Solo
"Some of the other guys were telling me about it. They say it's quite a thing to see."
―Stormtrooper
"Look at the size of that thing!"
―Wedge Antilles
"Almost there! Almost there!"
―Garven Dreis
"They came from... behind..."
―Davish Krail
"I can't hold them!"
― Theron Nett
"It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
―Garven Dreis
"Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"
―Biggs Darklighter
"Get clear, Wedge; you can't do any more good back there!"
―Luke Skywalker
"Now lets blow this thing and go home!"
―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker
The Empire Strikes Back
"It's possible he came in through the south entrance."
―A rebel soldier
"And I thought they smelt bad on the outside."
―Han Solo
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker
"Hurry up, golden rod!"
―Han Solo
"You're lucky you don't taste very good."
―Luke Skywalker to R2-D2
"Sorry, sweetheart. I didn't have time for anything else."
―Han Solo to Leia Organa
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
―Leia Organa
"But now, we must eat. Come! Good food, come!"
―Yoda to Luke Skywalker
"I can't do it. It's too big."
―Luke Skywalker
"Control! Control! You must learn control!"
―Yoda to Luke Skywalker
"Size matters not. Look at me - judge me by my size do you?"
―Yoda to Luke Skywalker
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
―C-3PO
"Artoo, come back here at once! You haven't finished with me yet!"
―C-3PO to R2-D2
"Come with me. It is the only way."
―Darth Vader
Return of the Jedi
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
―Darth Vader to Moff Jerjerrod
"I need more men!"
―Moff Jerjerrod to Darth Vader
"What could have possibly come over Master Luke?"
―C-3PO
"I think you'll fit in nicely."
―EV-9D9
"Soon you will begin to appreciate me."
―Jabba the Hutt
"Grab me Chewie, I'm slipping—hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
―Han Solo to Chewbacca
"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me—now I owe you one."
―Han Solo to Luke Skywalker
"Back door, huh? Good idea."
―Han Solo
"Rise, my friend."
―Emperor Palpatine
"I have felt him, my Master."
―Darth Vader
"I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
―Han Solo to Lando Calrissian
"I don't think the Empire had Wookiees in mind when they designed her, Chewie."
―Han Solo to Chewbacca
"Hey, point that thing someplace else!"
―Han Solo
"I never knew I had it in me."
―C-3PO
"You want this, don't you?"
―Emperor Palpatine
"In time, you will call me Master."
―Emperor Palpatine
"We're coming!"
―C-3PO
"She's gonna blow!"
―Grizz Frix
"Come with me."
―Luke Skywalker
"Han, can you reach my lightsaber?"
―Luke Skywalker