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Timmy!
07-15-2008, 05:46 AM
Happy Birthday. It's gotta suck to be 50, but it's gotta be cool to have a hot wife. Then again, it's gotta suck to cruise around in ghey liberty. :D

:beer:

HolyDiver
07-15-2008, 06:38 AM
Happy 50th Joe..............I hope you get a mans vehicle for your birthday so you can give the Liberty to your daughter. ..............And don't worry about the ED thing you were telling me about. I'm sure your wife is fine doing without..................for the rest of her life.

BigDaddyBronco
07-15-2008, 06:43 AM
Happy Birthday Joe!

Roll in that pimped out Liberty for these bitches today.

frauschieze
07-15-2008, 07:35 AM
Happy Birthday Joe!

claymore
07-15-2008, 07:36 AM
Happy Birthday Joe!!!!!!

claymore
07-15-2008, 07:42 AM
I wonder if BJ is going to get those big Rainbow magnets he has been eyeballing, for his "truck"..........

NightTrainLayne
07-15-2008, 08:05 AM
Happy Birthday Joe.

In deference to your age I won't bust your balls about your Liberty today.

Denver Native (Carol)
07-15-2008, 08:13 AM
:birthday: Hope you have a great day :salute:

schnooks1
07-15-2008, 08:27 AM
Happy Birthday. Joining the ranks of the 50 year olds huh? Well IMO it is the BEST age yet!!

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj252/schnooks1_photos/4eer.gif

broncogirl7
07-15-2008, 08:30 AM
Happy Birthday Joe!

yardog
07-15-2008, 08:43 AM
Happy Birthday.

GEM
07-15-2008, 08:57 AM
Happy birthday Joe! Hope you have a great day!!

BroncoJoe
07-15-2008, 09:14 AM
HEY! I'm not 50. At least yet...

Thanks for the well wishes, everyone. I think.

claymore
07-15-2008, 09:18 AM
HEY! I'm not 50. At least yet...

Thanks for the well wishes, everyone. I think.

So what did you get? I would have hired MB to jump out of your cake If I knew it was coming up.

SR
07-15-2008, 09:19 AM
Happy birthday Joseph. Fifty or not, you're still more than 20 years older than I am and I still have a nicer ... dare I say yours is one ... "truck" than you. Take pictures of the lingerie your hot wife is going to wear for you later.

MHCBill
07-15-2008, 09:26 AM
Happy Birthday Joe...

frauschieze
07-15-2008, 09:45 AM
HEY! I'm not 50. At least yet...

Thanks for the well wishes, everyone. I think.

I rescind my previous birthday wishes as they didn't qualify for a high-five. :coffee:

You cut me deep, Joe. You cut me deep.

turftoad
07-15-2008, 09:48 AM
Happy Birthday there my old friend.

Who is older? Me or you? I know it's close.

BroncoJoe
07-15-2008, 09:51 AM
I rescind my previous birthday wishes as they didn't qualify for a high-five. :coffee:

You cut me deep, Joe. You cut me deep.

I should have specified, dear friend Frau. You were certainly not included in my "I think" reference.

BroncoJoe
07-15-2008, 09:51 AM
Happy Birthday there my old friend.

Who is older? Me or you? I know it's close.

46 and counting....

tubby
07-15-2008, 10:06 AM
Happy Brithday Old Man

http://barbax.com/images/ElaineandDianecoorstwins.jpg

turftoad
07-15-2008, 10:08 AM
46 and counting....

Oh shit, I've got you by 1 1/2 months. You are old. :D

Northman
07-15-2008, 10:13 AM
Happy Birthday dude. \m/

SR
07-15-2008, 10:33 AM
Happy Brithday Old Man

http://barbax.com/images/ElaineandDianecoorstwins.jpg

They have the same physique as Carrot Top, only with a woman's head. Gross.

girler
07-15-2008, 10:37 AM
Happy Birthday ya old wife lover you!!! :kiss: :salute:

EastCoastBronco
07-15-2008, 10:47 AM
Way to go, Joe. Have a great one...

OB
07-15-2008, 11:02 AM
Bald men are sexy ;)

Happy Birthday ya old fart - http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Grands_Smileys/peche-2432.gif

studbucket
07-15-2008, 11:17 AM
Hope you have a great birthday Joe!

BroncoNut
07-15-2008, 11:43 AM
Happy Birthday. Joining the ranks of the 50 year olds huh? Well IMO it is the BEST age yet!!

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj252/schnooks1_photos/4eer.gif

really Schnooks? You like 50 better than 40?

Happy Birthday Joe. No way are you 50.

HolyDiver
07-15-2008, 11:48 AM
How could a guy Joe's age ( 50) get a good looking wife like that? ..............I bet he's turning off the lights, and hiring some young guy to come in, that does not have an ED problem......................Hey, I'm just sayin.....what they do is their business.

tubby
07-15-2008, 12:04 PM
How could a guy Joe's age ( 50) get a good looking wife like that? ..............I bet he's turning off the lights, and hiring some young guy to come in, that does not have an ED problem......................Hey, I'm just sayin.....what they do is their business.

All I do is shave my head and put on a fur coat. :D

Buff
07-15-2008, 12:10 PM
Could've fooled me... I say Joe doesn't look a day over 49...

HolyDiver
07-15-2008, 12:19 PM
How will Joe weasel his way out of birthday sex?

claymore
07-15-2008, 12:21 PM
How will Joe weasel his way out of birthday sex?

He will run out of viagra..... convienently. :rolleyes:

OB
07-15-2008, 12:27 PM
He better be careful or Mrs. BJ may take a road trip to Missouri
http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Manga/chirolp_maiku_chante.gif

turftoad
07-15-2008, 12:36 PM
He better be careful or Mrs. BJ may take a road trip to Missouri
http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Manga/chirolp_maiku_chante.gif

Thats right! It was Joes wife that thinks Mo is so cute isn't it?

Hey, where the hell is Mo anyway. Haven't seen him here in a while.

OB
07-15-2008, 12:55 PM
No shit youd think he'd at least say Happy Birthday to his lovers husband - damn :coffee:

HolyDiver
07-15-2008, 01:04 PM
He will run out of viagra..... convienently. :rolleyes:

Yeah, LOL !!!!!!!! she'll put her arm around him, give him the look..........and then he'll blurt out the....oh, i forgot to pick up my prescription dammit.

slim
07-15-2008, 01:27 PM
Happy Birthday, BJ.

Dreadnought
07-15-2008, 01:28 PM
Happy birthday Joe. Don't listen to these impudent kids, with their irreverant disrespectful manners and their loud rock n' roll music. Some day you and I can grab dinner at the 3:30 Early Bird special someplace and we can complain about how kids have it easy now, not like it was back when we were their age. We can swap stories about our podiatrists and what restaurants give out the best Senior discounts and what are our favorite blood pressure medications. It would be great!

BroncoJoe
07-15-2008, 01:50 PM
Happy birthday Joe. Don't listen to these impudent kids, with their irreverant disrespectful manners and their loud rock n' roll music. Some day you and I can grab dinner at the 3:30 Early Bird special someplace and we can complain about how kids have it easy now, not like it was back when we were their age. We can swap stories about our podiatrists and what restaurants give out the best Senior discounts and what are our favorite blood pressure medications. It would be great!

That, my friend is a day I look forward to with high anticipation.

Rex
07-15-2008, 01:55 PM
Happy Birthday Joe.

I hope you get ridden like a dog at Nut's house tonight.

Dreadnought
07-15-2008, 01:57 PM
That, my friend is a day I look forward to with high anticipation.

Hopefully we shall live long enough to see that day. It is good to be married to much younger women, who will be healthy enough to care for us in our dotage.:D

Requiem / The Dagda
07-15-2008, 02:07 PM
BroncoJoe,

We've had our differences -- but I hope you enjoy this birthday with your friends and family. Don't get too crazy though, we don't need to have another Claymore on the forum. One is enough. :beer:

Bronco9798
07-15-2008, 02:57 PM
Happy Birthday Buddy! Hope you have a good one. Maybe we can get together again sometime soon and have another beer. (If you take the tab and buy again).

BroncoJoe
07-15-2008, 03:01 PM
Happy Birthday Buddy! Hope you have a good one. Maybe we can get together again sometime soon and have another beer. (If you take the tab and buy again).

My wife "bytch-slapped" me for that bill...

Bronco9798
07-15-2008, 03:05 PM
My wife "bytch-slapped" me for that bill...

I'm sure she did. I applauded you. I thought it was the right thing to do. :D

KCL
07-15-2008, 03:07 PM
Happy Birthday Joe! No matter what age you are!
Hope you are having a good day!

BroncoJoe
07-15-2008, 03:08 PM
Happy Birthday Joe! No matter what age you are!
Hope you are having a good day!

Had to come into work, but will be leaving early! Then it's home for a bunch of :beer:

Skinny
07-15-2008, 05:46 PM
Happy B-Day Joe! :beer:

Benetto
07-15-2008, 05:53 PM
Happy B-day Joey! Hope you have a good one buddy.:beer:

topscribe
07-16-2008, 06:03 AM
Sorry I missed your birthday, Joe.

Hope you had a happy one! :beer:

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Jody
07-20-2008, 08:58 PM
HEY! I'm not 50. At least yet...

Thanks for the well wishes, everyone. I think.

Happy Birthday Joe! Sorry I'm so late! :D