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Dreadnought
07-06-2010, 01:41 PM
Slim noted that he is on a diet. I consider this earthshattering news, much on par with the breaking of the Second Seal. OTOH, as I approach that level where I might be defined as "fat" I am curious as to his diet secrets. Here is the place
Secret number 1: Eat less. :listen:
I have lost 10ish pounds in the last 3 weeks by following this secret.
Dreadnought
07-06-2010, 01:52 PM
Secret number 1: Eat less. :listen:
I have lost 10ish pounds in the last 3 weeks by following this secret.
Thats pretty revealing. So, like, I don't have to eat poached, unseasoned, unsalted boneless chicken breasts?
Thats pretty revealing. So, like, I don't have to eat poached, unseasoned, unsalted boneless chicken breasts?
No. No one should eat that.
Just hop on the treadmill for 30 minutes in the morning and stop buying potato chips.
topscribe
07-06-2010, 02:02 PM
Secret number 1: Eat less. :listen:
I have lost 10ish pounds in the last 3 weeks by following this secret.
Ummm . . . so what do you mean by "10ish"? Plus or minus 9?
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Dreadnought
07-06-2010, 02:02 PM
No. No one should eat that.
Just hop on the treadmill for 30 minutes in the morning and stop buying potato chips.
Potato chips are EZ. I gave up Nacho Cheese Doritos a few weeks back, which is harder. I also leave for an 8 day cruise Sunday, so I expect to reach full-on "Big Fat Slob" status by the time I return. Restraint will not be observed.
T.K.O.
07-06-2010, 02:32 PM
quick question.........would cheesy bacon fries be excluded from this diet ?
http://www.chefrecetas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dains-fries-300x225.jpg
Ummm . . . so what do you mean by "10ish"? Plus or minus 9?
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It means I am not really sure, as I am not certain of my exact weight when I started the diet. I am estimating.
quick question.........would cheesy bacon fries be excluded from this diet ?
http://www.chefrecetas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dains-fries-300x225.jpg
No, those should be a staple of every diet.
TXBRONC
07-06-2010, 10:48 PM
I've lost 17.5 pounds on my diet in a little more than a month.
girler
07-06-2010, 11:19 PM
I need a thread where, if you post in it every day, you will loose weight. To hell with this whole eating less and exercise crap. :cheers: :spam4: :couch2:
gnomeflinger
07-06-2010, 11:20 PM
I'm hungry.
Slim, I'll miss you.
:lastgoodbye:
I'm so sad.
KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
07-08-2010, 05:19 AM
You guys should go hiking three times a week, run uphill on a mountain if you're in CO, park far away from your destination and enjoy the walk, and every chance you get you should run, jump, dance, generally be moving at all times.
You guys should go hiking three times a week, run uphill on a mountain if you're in CO, park far away from your destination and enjoy the walk, and every chance you get you should run, jump, dance, generally be moving at all times.
I don't know why the hell you felt like you needed to insult me with this 'hiking and moving thing', I thought we were friends.
The casualties keep piling up on BF.
BigDaddyBronco
07-08-2010, 04:31 PM
You guys should go hiking three times a week, run uphill on a mountain if you're in CO, park far away from your destination and enjoy the walk, and every chance you get you should run, jump, dance, generally be moving at all times.
And use my legs and lungs like some kind of sucker....
Dreadnought
07-08-2010, 04:33 PM
And use my legs and lungs like some kind of sucker....
Thats right, BDB - stick to your principals - don't go selling out on us
TXBRONC
07-08-2010, 09:11 PM
And use my legs and lungs like some kind of sucker....
Thats right, BDB - stick to your principals - don't go selling out on us
You two might as well get power chairs. :D
gnomeflinger
07-08-2010, 11:02 PM
No. No one should eat that.
Just hop on the treadmill for 30 minutes in the morning and stop buying potato chips.
Translation: Chair is on the treadmill and someone else bought the chips.
KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
09-07-2010, 09:37 PM
I think I'm gonna stop exercising and eating well and start just sitting around eating fast food and drinking michelob. You only live once might as well live like an all-american
frauschieze
09-07-2010, 11:31 PM
I made ham, stuffing and mashed potatoes for dinner. Then I skipped the gym. And i drank two beers.
I think Slim will be proud.
Slim would recommend at least 4 beers per sitting, but no one is perfect.
frauschieze
09-07-2010, 11:56 PM
Slim would recommend at least 4 beers per sitting, but no one is perfect.
I am a failure.
:soashamed:
Davii
09-08-2010, 01:20 AM
Just to throw out a suggestion that has always helped me shed a few pounds when I need to:
Don't drink your calories. Drink water, drink black coffee, drink unsweetened tea, etc.
If you're drinking coffee with sugar you're putting an extra 150-200 calories per cup in your system. If you're like me that could add up to anywhere from 600-800 calories per day which is nearly a whole meal.
rcsodak
09-09-2010, 01:29 PM
2 glasses of water before meals. You'll feel full /d eat less. Especially if you eat out. Speaking of which, restaurants give you too big of meals. When they bring your meal, ask them to also bring a leftovers box and put half in it immediately. Lastly.....SLOW D-O-W-N. Enjoy your meal and you'll feel better afterwards.
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I am a failure.
:soashamed:
Don't listen to buff, I am proud of you.
claymore
09-09-2010, 02:19 PM
Chugging 16 oz of water within a couple minutes of waking up boosts your metabolisim up to 24%.
Ive started doing this, and eating at least 25 calories within an hour of waking, and I have felt amazing. Completley awake, and in a good mood on the way to work etc.
claymore
09-09-2010, 02:20 PM
Don't listen to buff, I am proud of you.
Yeah, Buffs on my poopy list right now.
Clay, I still love you, I was just trying to follow Obama's lead and let that thread be a teachable moment for you and Slim.
claymore
09-09-2010, 02:43 PM
Clay, I still love you, I was just trying to follow Obama's lead and let that thread be a teachable moment for you and Slim.
Buffscribe,
Your on Thin Ice.
Love,
ClaymoreWiz
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rcsodak
09-09-2010, 02:57 PM
I was always told to drink cold water. Told that the body had to work harder because of it. Then on honeymoon cruise last month, told by east european massouse(sp) to drink warm h2o. Didnt breakdown gastric juices but helped digestion/metabolism. So I guess I'll listen to clay and have a glass of both?
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My post was deleted?
Nice.
I hate white people.
I bet this one stays.
I also hate crackers.
Freaking dry white bread....nothing more.
My post was deleted?
Nice.
I missed it...post it again so I can see it.
I missed it...post it again so I can see it.
Sorry KCL.
We are only allowed to speak poorly of white people. That is the way of the world.
frauschieze
09-09-2010, 10:42 PM
Sorry KCL.
We are only allowed to speak poorly of white people. That is the way of the world.
And women.
It was a community decision. We just enforce the rules; we don't make them.
And women.
It was a community decision. We just enforce the rules; we don't make them.
Not pointing fingers.
Where is buff to defend the white man?
frauschieze
09-09-2010, 10:48 PM
I can defend the white man. I am fond of several of them.
No, I want buff to do it.
There is an injustice here, dammit.
frauschieze
09-09-2010, 10:51 PM
I see. I'm not good enough for you. At least the truth is out.
gnomeflinger
09-09-2010, 10:55 PM
Slim is grumpy. I think he's being deprived of proper nourishment.
Slim is grumpy. I think he's being deprived of proper nourishment.
No, I am being deprived of equal rights.
I just don't understand why buff is not here to defend me.
BeefStew25
09-09-2010, 10:59 PM
Your ancestors had it better than Sharpton's ancestors.
No, I am being deprived of equal rights.
I just don't understand why buff is not here to defend me.
Could it be he doesn't want to defend you? :whoknows:
Good point, beef.
I hate myself for being white.
No, I am being deprived of equal rights.
I just don't understand why buff is not here to defend me.
I am scared of frau, me being such a huge ***** and all.
I am scared of frau, me being such a huge ***** and all.
Don't worry, the mods ride with you and Rev. Al.
Beef, I tried to watch you clip, but it wouldn't load.
Was it good?
BeefStew25
09-09-2010, 11:08 PM
Beef, I tried to watch you clip, but it wouldn't load.
Was it good?
I don't know. I am scared.
I don't know. I am scared.
Don't be scared.
We will all be black soon.
gnomeflinger
09-09-2010, 11:16 PM
No, I am being deprived of equal rights.
I just don't understand why buff is not here to defend me.
Because Buff probably doesn't give a rat's ass. So shut the hell up and call the ACLU.
Because Buff probably doesn't give a rat's ass. So shut the hell up and call the ACLU.
Well, I thought if I played the victim buff would pay attention to me.
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