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BroncoBuff
05-22-2008, 11:43 AM
The difference is, this player stayed while the girl got fired ...




The Cooley Zone:
My Redskins cheerleader-turned-Redskins wife

by Chris Cooley

Christy stepped through my back door two Julys ago. She walked into the house like she had climbed out of a poster in my high school bedroom. Past fashionably late, she had given me way too much time to sit and drink, and I knew it would be hard not to make an ass out of myself. By the time I was face to face with my favorite Redskins cheerleader, all I could muster was a shrugged shoulder handshake.

It was a Saturday night in the summertime and Christy was thinking about me. I would have never known what she had on her mind, but I couldn't keep my eyes off her. She confessed that it wasn't coincidence that brought her to the house and she was prepared. If looks were bait then I was hooked. She dressed to make men panic, but beyond that she was beautiful. Her smile was incredible and she had something terribly contagious in her eyes. Awkward glances and stares filled the room, and before the night ended I knew that I wanted more.

As a couple early on we were controversial, but entirely smooth. Rumors followed everywhere we went. Keeping a secret became hard when there wasn't a secret to start. It turned out a picture of the two of us had been leaked to the Redskins. Christy was fired from cheerleading two weeks after we started dating. Since her big paycheck ($75 a game) had come to an end, at least the sneaking around was over.

As we moved through the season, I fell in love with her. We went through a lot of weird stuff, but it never fazed either of us. Maybe her dad brainwashed me one of the nights I passed out at her house, because no matter what happened, I was crazy about her. More likely it was her mom, since I was usually trying to impress the old man by drinking him under the table.

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1417/cooleywc9.jpg

It's amazing that the last three years together have gone by so fast. I'm getting married this Friday evening. I asked Christy to be my wife nine months ago, and I'm a lucky man; she chose to be with me. I think she has learned being with a football player is harder than it looks. She is looked through countless times by surrounding football fans, and the funny thing is Christy should be getting the attention. Not to mention she has to put up with my terrible attitude five months out of the year (A.K.A. football season).

While I can't wait to put the ring on I've had some resoundingly bad conversations over the last couple of months. Golf may have an uncountable list of ethics, though bothering a complete stranger about getting married is not one of them. First of all, I'm excited for the big day, so please don't feel sorry for me because marriage sucks for you. No, I'm not nervous, I don't want any marriage advice, and yes Christy's mom is still hot.

From the moment Christy said "yes" the plans began. I have to admit I haven't been the most avid planning participant, but one thing I was put in charge of was the seating. I'll say this: It should at least be an interesting night. I've had calls from numerous wedding guests, most recently Dan Snyder's assistant asking what table they could find their seats. Obviously my easiest seating solution, anywhere you can find a chair. I'm not trying to stick Dan with my drunken uncle, but drawing up all those name tags was way over my head.

I'm hoping for a huge night on Friday. We've paid for two open bars, and invited nothing short of an Animal House cast of characters. Although I hope Clinton's friends -- Southeast Jerome and co. -- don't crash the party. After our vows the only promise I will make is to not stuff the cake all over Christy's face. The rest of the reception is free game. It will certainly be a night to remember.

Chris Cooley is a Pro Bowl tight end for the Washington Redskins and blogs every Wednesday here on Shutdown Corner.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/The-Cooley-Zone-My-Redskins-cheerleader-turned-?urn=nfl,83661

I suppose she's SOMEWHAT attractive ... :rolleyes:

Lonestar
05-22-2008, 01:41 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/The-Cooley-Zone-My-Redskins-cheerleader-turned-?urn=nfl,83661

I suppose she's SOMEWHAT attractive ... :rolleyes:


I'm assuming your seeing impaired and are using a Braille copy..

either that or the only taste you have is in your mouth..

Northman
05-22-2008, 01:45 PM
I would hit it. lol

claymore
05-22-2008, 01:47 PM
I would hit it. lol

2 times. That girl is fine.

jrelway
05-22-2008, 02:02 PM
5 times..that right there is a prime cut of meat.

shank
05-22-2008, 02:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/therotogenius/trgtwo/christycooley.jpg

BroncoNut
05-22-2008, 02:43 PM
wow. she is smoking. Nut would've hit that, if given the opportunity.

Beantown Bronco
05-22-2008, 02:44 PM
my favorite part:

and yes Christy's mom is still hot.

classic

Kaylore
05-22-2008, 03:45 PM
Funny read. She is hot. Short girls are sexy.

Beantown Bronco
05-22-2008, 03:58 PM
Funny read. She is hot. Short girls are sexy.

Unless she's sporting some major heals in the pic with Chris, I wouldn't call her short.

bmarsh15
05-22-2008, 10:46 PM
I would hit it. lol

You would hit anything that moves, but dambbbbbbbbbb

Meck77
05-22-2008, 10:55 PM
This thread is worthless without MORE pics....

Nature Boy
05-22-2008, 11:49 PM
What's Cooley and his to be wife doing in the Broncos section of the board anyways?

Northman
05-22-2008, 11:53 PM
You would hit anything that moves, but dambbbbbbbbbb



Hey now, just because i lower my standards to Rosie O'Donnell is no reason to take a cheap shot. :coffee:

BroncoBuff
05-23-2008, 12:08 AM
This thread is worthless without MORE pics....
Better?


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2937/cooleygl1.jpg

BroncoBuff
05-23-2008, 12:14 AM
Even better ....


http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/nfl_2/askins-gm_l1.jpg

http://www.redskins-blog.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/04/christyredskinscheerleader1_2.gif

http://bigheaddc.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/cooley_olgevee1.JPG

Nature Boy
05-23-2008, 12:21 AM
Not all that. There are way better looking NFL cheer leaders.

BCJ
05-23-2008, 01:25 AM
Not all that. There are way better looking NFL cheer leaders.

and even better looking, higher paying football players. He got a catch and isnt giving up on it. His career might be 8 years. She is going to be hot for many years after that.

Lonestar
05-23-2008, 03:56 PM
and even better looking, higher paying football players. He got a catch and isnt giving up on it. His career might be 8 years. She is going to be hot for many years after that.



And beauty is only skin deep..

CHARLIEADAMSFAN
05-23-2008, 03:57 PM
2 times. That girl is fine.

hell yea she is

Superchop 7
05-23-2008, 09:04 PM
I want to slap him.

He has already handed her all the power.

PW

Stargazer
05-23-2008, 10:39 PM
What's Cooley and his to be wife doing in the Broncos section of the board anyways?

I don't know either.

broncosfanscott
05-23-2008, 10:57 PM
Even better ....

[indent]http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/nfl_2/askins-gm_l1.jpg


All she needs to do is move that football. ;)

24champbailey
05-24-2008, 05:26 AM
I thought the blog was some seriously crappy writing. Just incoherent rambling and no flow.

That being said she is hot and thats all that really matters.

Stargazer
05-24-2008, 05:37 AM
Even better ....


http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/nfl_2/askins-gm_l1.jpg

http://www.redskins-blog.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/04/christyredskinscheerleader1_2.gif

http://bigheaddc.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/cooley_olgevee1.JPG

Am I the only one who thinks she looks barf in these photos? I dunno, but she doesn't look hot or sexy in these photos.

Nature Boy
05-24-2008, 06:04 PM
Am I the only one who thinks she looks barf in these photos? I dunno, but she doesn't look hot or sexy in these photos.

That's what I said. She's definitely not one of the better looking cheer leaders in the league. And I think that if a Javon Walker thread does not belong in this section of the board, then this does not either.

Superchop 7
05-25-2008, 02:51 AM
That's what I said. She's definitely not one of the better looking cheer leaders in the league. And I think that if a Javon Walker thread does not belong in this section of the board, then this does not either.

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Damn straight.

She needs to be hotter.........always.

We rule this land, they are lucky we are even interested.

Krugan
05-25-2008, 12:48 PM
Just had to point this out, since noone else made mention.

I the picture with the blue dress, look at the thigh, there is some kind of odd growth there!

Yea, I was looking towards the hind end, a good butt makes the world a better place.

scott.475
05-25-2008, 05:37 PM
Cooley sounds quite trailer parkish, the way he writes. Drinking himself to passing out at the in-laws??? Nice.

Krugan
05-25-2008, 05:58 PM
Cooley sounds quite trailer parkish, the way he writes. Drinking himself to passing out at the in-laws??? Nice.

I dont know.

When im around my inlaws, drinking until I cant stand is helpful...

:beer:

Kaylore
05-27-2008, 03:17 PM
Unless she's sporting some major heals in the pic with Chris, I wouldn't call her short.

I would. She comes up to his chin. That's about where my girlfriend comes up to me and she's short to. Cooley and I are the same height.