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Northman
04-29-2010, 04:53 PM
Yea, here you go boys and girls. Let it fly.


The Tebow Bill: Alabama


The State of Alabama's

"Tim Tebow Bill"


"Every Child. Every Opportunity."



Welcome! We are a group of citizens of the great state of Alabama lobbying for our state public education establishment to allow homeschooled students equal access to sports and extracurricular activities. Legislation which would provide this access has been introduced into the Alabama Legislature. This effort began in 2005. Legislation was then submitted in 2006 in the Alabama Senate and House of Representatives. In 2010 the bill is being sponsored by Senator Hank Erwin as Senate Bill 58.



We are deeply appreciative for the outstanding legislators who are willing to help our students and schools by sponsoring this legislation.


Our bill derives it's name from Tim Tebow (with his family's permission). Tim has attained the highest level of success of any football player in history at this point in his career. He was a homeschooled student who played football for a public high school team in Florida, led Neese High School to the 2005 state championship and played in 2006 as a true freshman on the National Championship Florida Gators team. As the Gators' starting quarterback in 2007, Tim lead his team to a very successful season. For his performance and character, Tim, in addition to the Heisman Trophy, also earned the Maxwell Award as the nation's top football player, the Davey O'Brien Award as the nation's best quarterback, and the James E. Sullivan Award as the nation's most outstanding amateur athlete in any sport.


Also, 24 other states (http://www.timtebowbill.com/otherstates.htm) support some form of equal access for homeschoolers. It is time for Alabama to step up and support our hard-working homeschool educators, students, and student-athletes as well. We are urging the House and Senate Education Committees to bring these bills out of committee so that a full vote can be taken in the legislature. The passage of this law will not only benefit homeschool athletes and musicians, but it will also benefit the entire system of education in Alabama. The ultimate goal of any educational system should be to provide the services needed for all students to have a well rounded education. Extracurricular activities are one of those services, beyond academics, that help today’s children learn the skills they will need to be tomorrow’s leaders. USA Today said in a 2003 article (http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2003-09-02-edit-usat_x.htm) that supporting homeschool choices “benefits children, their parents AND LOCAL SCHOOL DISTRICTS.”



Please join us today in our effort to make the future a better place for all students in Alabama!
Please call and write the House and Senate Education Committee members today!
Also, encourage your local public or private high school Alabama High School Athletic Association representative to propose a "rule change" to the AHSAA board which would permit homeschooled athletes in their district to participate in the community's school athletic programs.





Texas: In honor of Tim Tebow, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Tebowsized.

Tebow factoid: What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Tim Tebow smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Tim Tebow lives in Florida.

Tim Tebow has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

The recent earthquake off the coast of Florida measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, or .024 Tim Tebows.

Tim Tebow was once sleeping on his stomach when he got morning wood and struck oil.

Tim Tebow doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
04-29-2010, 04:57 PM
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Northman
04-29-2010, 04:59 PM
...

Whats the matter KOAS. Not a believer? Shame on you.

SOCALORADO.
04-29-2010, 05:01 PM
Tim Tebow is allowed to touch the art at Museums.

SOCALORADO.
04-29-2010, 05:02 PM
Tim Tebow can speak French, in Russian.

SOCALORADO.
04-29-2010, 05:02 PM
Tim Tebow can slam a revolving door.

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
04-29-2010, 05:02 PM
All I can do is laugh :lol:

I go from hating this board to loving it daily.

GGMoogly
04-29-2010, 05:05 PM
Tim Tebow's awesome aura is the only non-physical thing visible from space!

GGMoogly
04-29-2010, 05:12 PM
It's not important what I think. What do you think HE would say?http://www.colosports.org/images/Barrel_Man.jpg

:salute:

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
04-29-2010, 05:14 PM
GG, Please don't pull that shit.

jrelway
04-29-2010, 05:15 PM
Tim Tebow got pulled over for speeding and let the cop go with a warning.

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
04-29-2010, 05:20 PM
TT went to Asia on a missionary trip and caused the overpopulation.

Dzone
04-29-2010, 05:23 PM
Just think how boring this offseason would have been had we drafted a center instead of tebow..LOL...seriously, there wouldnt be much excitement in the air at all. This pick is the biggest story this month in the whole sports world. Gives us something to follow

GGMoogly
04-29-2010, 05:27 PM
The Great Wall of China was built to keep Tebow from scoring. It failed!

BroncoWave
04-29-2010, 05:45 PM
Tim Tebow's mother has a tattoo that says "son".

Thnikkaman
04-29-2010, 05:46 PM
Tebow shut down the LHC by clapping his hands together and producing the Higgs. #nerdjoke

BroncoWave
04-29-2010, 05:47 PM
Tim Tebow once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

TXBRONC
04-29-2010, 05:53 PM
Tebow lives vicariously through himself.

slim
04-29-2010, 06:21 PM
When Tim Tebow crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

GGMoogly
04-29-2010, 06:30 PM
Tim Tebow's most under-appreciated statistic? Pain Inflicted Per Yard. He's off the chart!

slim
04-29-2010, 06:40 PM
Tim Tebow's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Tim Tebow.

BroncoWave
04-29-2010, 06:49 PM
Tim Tebow can throw Kyle Orton further than Kyle Orton can throw a football.

slim
04-29-2010, 06:50 PM
Tim Tebow can tie his shoes....with his feet.

GGMoogly
04-29-2010, 06:59 PM
Well, I heard :listen: ...when he was at Florida, the Gators printed Tim Tebow toilet paper as a promotion, but there was a problem. It wouldn't take any ****!

camdisco24
04-29-2010, 07:15 PM
When Tim Tebow does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

camdisco24
04-29-2010, 07:17 PM
Tim Tebow can win a game of connect four in three moves.
Tim Tebow is a winner at all things.

dogfish
04-29-2010, 07:22 PM
tebowmaniac thread?


i'm up in this mother!


:salute:

dogfish
04-29-2010, 07:23 PM
Just think how boring this offseason would have been had we drafted a center instead of tebow..LOL...seriously, there wouldnt be much excitement in the air at all. This pick is the biggest story this month in the whole sports world. Gives us something to follow

we drafted one of the best centers in the draft AND tebow. . .

of course, we'll only need walton for run blocking-- tebow pass protects for himself. . .

T.K.O.
04-29-2010, 07:31 PM
tebowmaniac thread?


i'm up in this mother!


:salute:

but after pushing out the biggest thing in football....she did'nt even notice;)

T.K.O.
04-29-2010, 07:33 PM
tim tebow took uncle ricco's roster spot !http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g148/nyblake/UncleRicoLOL.jpg

when he was 3 years old !

TXBRONC
04-29-2010, 07:49 PM
Tebow once caught a great white shark with his bare hand.

TXBRONC
04-29-2010, 07:51 PM
Tim Tebow isn't afraid of danger, danger is afraid of him.

GGMoogly
04-29-2010, 07:52 PM
Tebow once caught a great white shark with his bare hand.

Do you mean the time he needed some bait?

TXBRONC
04-29-2010, 07:54 PM
Do you mean the time he needed some bait?

He was the bait.

Broncolingus
04-29-2010, 08:23 PM
Oh yeah, I'm on this mo-fo now ladies...

- Tim Tebow can slam a revolving door...

- Some people wear Superman pajamas (i.e...Clay) - Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas...

- Tim Tebow can divide by zero...

MTW...

T.K.O.
04-29-2010, 08:35 PM
Oh yeah, I'm on this mo-fo now ladies...

- Tim Tebow can slam a revolving door...

- Some people wear Superman pajamas (i.e...Clay) - Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas...

- Tim Tebow can divide by zero...

MTW...

technically it is possible to divide by zero....so by my calculations tebow should win multiple superbowls as a bronco:elefant:

Thnikkaman
04-29-2010, 09:17 PM
technically it is possible to divide by zero....so by my calculations tebow should win multiple superbowls as a bronco:elefant:

Ok, I'm game. How do you divide by 0?

Ravage!!!
04-29-2010, 09:45 PM
the pope no longer does the "holy cross" after prayer.... he does the 'holy T'

GGMoogly
04-29-2010, 10:46 PM
The pope wants to rename the Vatican and change it to Tebow Town.

dogfish
04-29-2010, 10:53 PM
The pope wants to rename the Vatican and change it to Tebow Town.

there's been a huge controversy as to which head they're going to chisel off mount rushmore to get tim up there-- last i heard, they were leaning towards just chopping all of them and changing the name to mt. tebow. . .

GGMoogly
04-29-2010, 11:02 PM
there's been a huge controversy as to which head they're going to chisel off mount rushmore to get tim up there-- last i heard, they were leaning towards just chopping all of them and changing the name to mt. tebow. . .

:pound:

TXBRONC
04-30-2010, 10:28 AM
there's been a huge controversy as to which head they're going to chisel off mount rushmore to get tim up there-- last i heard, they were leaning towards just chopping all of them and changing the name to mt. tebow. . .

That sounds like a porn film. :lol: