Emmitt Smith's Mock

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http://walterfootball.com/draft2008emmitt.php

This is good for a chuckle

12. Denver Broncos: Jonathan Stewart, RB, Oregon
It is no secret that Mike Shannons have a big knock of finding runnin' backs late in the draft every single draft. But the tide is movin. It has become emmittent for the long Denver Broncos head coach to find himself a solid runnin' back who can punish the defense with his will and his hunger and his strong. I will admit that I do not know much about Jon Stewart but I believe he will be a great player in the National Football Conference for a very long times.

Oh well, I like the pick anyways :laugh: :laugh:

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5. Kansas City Chiefs: Tim Tebow, QB, Florida
I had to get some help for this No. 6 overall draft pick so I look through the wide world web for answers. It turns out that not one mock draft from 2008 have Tim Tebow, the great quarterback from Florida, going. Have not many people heard of this? Tim Tebow is a great player: He can run. And he can throw.

This pick make a lot of sense because Trent Green is startin' to get a little gray in his moustache, while Larry Johnson is gettin' really big in the tooth, so to speak. Tom Tebow can take both of their places in the starting lineup.


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[GEM]

I was listening to 950 last night and their draft guru stated that the Chiefs need to go for a QB cause Croyle is so damn skinny that behind that OLine he'll be flattened. Didn't they just draft him a couple seasons ago?

[Slick]

Emmit, wow, maybe he was typing this up while he was sitting by his pool with a cocktail? Hilarious.

EDIT: I just re-read it and saw this...


At any rate, this is what a 2008 NFL Mock Draft would look like if Emmitt Smith created one. If you haven't read the Emmitt Smith Anthology, do so now, so you can understand how much of a comedic genius Emmitt really is.

[BroncoJoe]

Dude is illiterate. I swear he is.

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Obviously this was not actually written by Emmitt himself, but if any of you have seen his commentary on ESPN, it very well could have been. It is painful to watch him talk about football. Almost feel sorry for the guy.

20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Emmitt Smith IV, RB, Florida
Jon Grudens love to take the sons of former NFL players. He should draft my son, Emmitt IV. Emmitt IV is only five or six years old, and he already can carry the football in both hands - his right hand and his... uhh... other hand. Emmitt IV is a little young in the tooth, but he can be a great runnin' back in the year 2017.

[nevcraw]

could have been written by Jerry Rice as well..

[Davii]

I'm glad this is a fake.

I was seriously starting to think Emmitt was truly bordering on illiterate.

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I'm glad this is a fake.

I was seriously starting to think Emmitt was truly bordering on illiterate.

Dont count Emmitt out just yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlJqTIlfPFg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX2Pgw4Xtso&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZsJrFf5lj8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS-a1LObkTo&feature=related

He was a great runner, but he is dumb as bricks. He could very well have written this mock.