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sneakers
02-28-2010, 05:13 AM
I am sure you are like most of us and have seen plenty of bad movies....there are some "bad" movies like Freddy Got Fingered that no one seems to understand the joke about it (but if you do, you think this movie is great)....but I am talking about movies that are unintentionally bad.

Here are some of the worst I have seen:

Transformers - The Michael Bay pile of crap (not the 1986 animated masterpiece) was compounded by the fact that anticipation on my part was so great, and instead I was stuck watching some stupid annoying kid as the lead, and some stupid bitch (who is not that hot) who cant act. When the Autobots and Decepticons are fighting, you can't tell who is who. What is scarier, I heard the sequal was worse!
KCL
02-28-2010, 09:11 AM
Envy...that was so bad.

Isn't there already a thread like this?
maybe not...
atwater27
02-28-2010, 10:24 AM
, and some stupid bitch (who is not that hot) who cant act. !

I can agree with you on everything but the parentheseed statement.

She is one of the hottest chicks on the planet.
Northman
02-28-2010, 11:09 AM
Transformers 1 and 2 are the best ever. And Megan Fox is the hottest chick on the planet. And im doing this to just annoy the piss out of Sneakers. lol
T.K.O.
02-28-2010, 12:24 PM
punch drunk love,birth and recently... the time travelers wife
atwater27
02-28-2010, 02:25 PM
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/297702.1020.A.jpg This movie sucked soooooooo bad, even Mystery Science Theater found a way to avoid it.
T.K.O.
02-28-2010, 06:05 PM
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/297702.1020.A.jpg This movie sucked soooooooo bad, even Mystery Science Theater found a way to avoid it.

so it should have waited another 14,000 years ?:laugh:
MasterShake
02-28-2010, 06:13 PM
Juno
elsid13
02-28-2010, 06:22 PM
Year One. Saw on TV last night and after 10 minutes walked away and thought thank god I didn't see that piece of shit in theater.
T.K.O.
02-28-2010, 06:33 PM
Year One. Saw on TV last night and after 10 minutes walked away and thought thank god I didn't see that piece of shit in theater.

only 10 min ? you got lucky ,i had to watch the whole thing because there were 5 of us watching it and i didnt want to be rude and shut it off.....should have though because it only gets worse
elsid13
02-28-2010, 07:56 PM
only 10 min ? you got lucky ,i had to watch the whole thing because there were 5 of us watching it and i didnt want to be rude and shut it off.....should have though because it only gets worse

I can not believe that shit was released.
gnomeflinger
02-28-2010, 08:27 PM
Pay it Forward. It was decent until the end. The ending ruined whatever good the movie had and made it awful.
Poet
02-28-2010, 11:02 PM
Pay it Forward. It was decent until the end. The ending ruined whatever good the movie had and made it awful.

You realize that the ending was based on the true story, right?
sneakers
03-01-2010, 04:33 AM
Also, 2012 was absolutely garbage....good thing I didn't pay to see it. All the special effects only added to its retardacy.
atwater27
03-01-2010, 05:20 AM
Also, 2012 was absolutely garbage....good thing I didn't pay to see it. All the special effects only added to its retardacy.

Me and a buddy were watching Zombieland, (which was freaking hilarious) and 2012 wa a preview. We counted 30 times or so that Cusack and his clan miraculously escaped death. Just in the preview. While millions perished around him. You can't have a successfull disaster flick unless you are invested in the loss of human life. CGI devastation on a massive scale with a cardboard plot. I can suspend disbelief with the best of them, but I have to be wined and dined first.
Poet
03-01-2010, 05:45 AM
Me and a buddy were watching Zombieland, (which was freaking hilarious) and 2012 wa a preview. We counted 30 times or so that Cusack and his clan miraculously escaped death. Just in the preview. While millions perished around him. You can't have a successfull disaster flick unless you are invested in the loss of human life. CGI devastation on a massive scale with a cardboard plot. I can suspend disbelief with the best of them, but I have to be wined and dined first.

Yup, and another thing you need is likable characters. I have to 'want' the main characters to live more than anything else. Basically it's gotta be like "OMG! HALF THE COUNTRY IS ONE FIRE FROM THE DEPTHS OF A VOLCANO STARTED BECAUSE OF /random whatever....BUT THANK GOD THE SMITH CLAN IS ALIVE WOOT!"
MileHighCrew
03-01-2010, 10:14 AM
Hands down worst ever.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/715CX5VR41L._SL500_AA280_.gif
RedFalcon
03-01-2010, 11:45 AM
I don't remember in the past what movies have disgusted me, but recently I can name a few: " Pandorum " ; " Avatar " ; " Transformers " ; " Whiteout " They just don't make good, intelligent movies anymore.
weazel
03-01-2010, 01:21 PM
recently...

transformers 2 - must have been written by a 10 year old, enough fart and humping jokes already...

avatar - 3 minute plot dragged out for 3 ******* hours.

dont know the name, but my wife made me watch a horrible movie with Sandra Bullock in which she stalks some fag around the country. I wanted to kill myself about 10 minutes in.
broncofaninfla
03-01-2010, 02:06 PM
Leaving Las Vegas, I wanted to swallow a bullet after watching that movie
weazel
03-01-2010, 05:13 PM
Hands down worst ever.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/715CX5VR41L._SL500_AA280_.gif

quick question, is that Jonathan Toews in that picture?
MileHighCrew
03-01-2010, 05:44 PM
quick question, is that Jonathan Toews in that picture?

That is really funny, I still hate that movie but funny
CrazyHorse
09-21-2010, 08:22 PM
Citizen Kane. I don't care that people say this is such a great movie. It is old and dated and it clearly shows. We had to watch it in school once and I slept through most of it.
ROSEBUD!
elsid13
09-21-2010, 08:27 PM
Citizen Kane. I don't care that people say this is such a great movie. It is old and dated and it clearly shows. We had to watch it in school once and I slept through most of it.
ROSEBUD!

:tsk:

I bet you hated Animal House and The Graduate, too.
Devilspawn
09-21-2010, 08:30 PM
Battlefield Earth was and always is the first movie that comes to mind. As a science fiction junkie, it made me hate science fiction.
Benetto
09-21-2010, 08:33 PM
I saw "Grownups" by Adam Sandler not too long ago....Horrible movie. I was expecting a lot more from Kevin James and crew...
Dreadnought
09-21-2010, 08:40 PM
As far as movies that were at one point considered serious, Go and watch "Easy Rider" some time. It is flat out dreadful - painfully dated, with a message delivered so heavily handed it hurts. A good reminder of what a POS era the 60's were.

I sat through Muriels Wedding with my wife. Both of us agreed it was a pointless turd of a Movie. 2 hours and no plot in the end - at all. It was all pointless
atwater27
09-22-2010, 12:48 AM
http://markprigoff.com/dvd/alone_in_the_dark.jpg
CrazyHorse
09-22-2010, 03:42 AM
:tsk:

I bet you hated Animal House and The Graduate, too.

Never Seen them. I know the plot of both movies though and think I would enjoy them more.
broncophan
09-23-2010, 02:53 PM
http://markprigoff.com/dvd/alone_in_the_dark.jpg

I agree....but the video game was pretty cool....imo....
T.K.O.
09-23-2010, 02:59 PM
time traveler's wife
the human stain
punch drunk love
anything twilight related
birth (nicole kidman)
i concur on
transformers 2
2012
slim
09-23-2010, 03:00 PM
1. Pumpkin
2. Bringing out the dead
T.K.O.
09-23-2010, 03:03 PM
1. Pumpkin
2. Bringing out the dead

never saw pumpkin but if bring out the dead is that horrible nicholas cage flick....it's right up there with the worst of all time:salute:
slim
09-23-2010, 03:09 PM
never saw pumpkin but if bring out the dead is that horrible nicholas cage flick....it's right up there with the worst of all time:salute:

Yeah, Nick Cage.

We saw in a theatre. Walked out after about 20 minutes.
KCL
09-23-2010, 03:14 PM
1. Pumpkin
2. Bringing out the dead

I haven't heard of those movies.
slim
09-23-2010, 03:15 PM
I haven't heard of those movies.

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slim
09-23-2010, 03:16 PM
If anyone can find a worse movie, I will give you $100.
KCL
09-23-2010, 03:18 PM
slim..what would make you go see that?
slim
09-23-2010, 03:20 PM
slim..what would make you go see that?

I saw it at home, not by my choice.

Luckily I had plenty of beer on hand.
Dreadnought
09-23-2010, 06:31 PM
I saw it at home, not by my choice.

Luckily I had plenty of beer on hand.

Dear Lord - that looks unwatchable. How in hell did you sit through that?
Thnikkaman
09-23-2010, 09:02 PM
This movie is horrible, but I love to get together with friends and mock it.

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Thnikkaman
09-23-2010, 09:04 PM
And this one is just flat out bad:

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gnomeflinger
09-23-2010, 09:38 PM
Most any movie used on MST3K
KCL
09-23-2010, 10:04 PM
Dear Lord - that looks unwatchable. How in hell did you sit through that?

He didn't have a choice...:lol:
elsid13
09-24-2010, 07:05 PM
As far as movies that were at one point considered serious, Go and watch "Easy Rider" some time. It is flat out dreadful - painfully dated, with a message delivered so heavily handed it hurts. A good reminder of what a POS era the 60's were.

I sat through Muriels Wedding with my wife. Both of us agreed it was a pointless turd of a Movie. 2 hours and no plot in the end - at all. It was all pointless

It just because you hate hippies.
Dzone
09-24-2010, 07:22 PM
any of those Lord of the rings movies were dreadful...the most horrific 3 hour movies I ever had to endure LOL...now watch someone get their feelings hurt by my comment