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Retired_Member_001
02-27-2008, 05:09 AM
I say we go for Eddie Kennison. I mean that guy is the best thing since Ashley Lelie. He's got speed, great hands and he's more loyal than any other player in the league.

Think about it guys, Marshall, Kennison and Stokely. What WR corps.

I mean I signed him on my Madden and he got 110 Receptions, 2000 receiving yards and got 30 TD receptions. I even got his overall up to 91. I managed to even get him the route running weapon.

Whilst we're at it we might as well pick up Pacman Jones, we all know what a good person he is.

Anyone want to sign Brad Johnson from Dallas and run a two Quarterback formation?

(Incase your sense of humor is busted, this is 100% a joke)

BroncoBJ
02-27-2008, 05:31 AM
I agree. The second I saw he got released I got a funny feeling in my pants and hoped that we are the lucky team to sign him. :salute:

I can only hope. :elefant:

sneakers
02-27-2008, 05:54 AM
I say we go for Eddie Kennison. I mean that guy is the best thing since Ashley Lelie. He's got speed, great hands and he's more loyal than any other player in the league.

Think about it guys, Marshall, Kennison and Stokely. What WR corps.

I mean I signed him on my Madden and he got 110 Receptions, 2000 receiving yards and got 30 TD receptions. I even got his overall up to 91. I managed to even get him the route running weapon.

Whilst we're at it we might as well pick up Pacman Jones, we all know what a good person he is.

Anyone want to sign Brad Johnson from Dallas and run a two Quarterback formation?

(Incase your sense of humor is busted, this is 100% a joke)

I can't wait until april fools day on broncosforums!!!!!

Posting ficticious stories, and people's reaction is one of the greatest joys in life.

dogfish
02-27-2008, 06:01 AM
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sorry wook, you asked for it! :lol:

Dreadnought
02-27-2008, 07:21 AM
I was arguing this with Beefstew just the other day. I say no, but Beef says give him another chance. I mean, I understand compassion and all, and the desire to give a second chance to Life's losers, but Beef is letting his soft heart get in the way of clear thinking.

CoachChaz
02-27-2008, 08:10 AM
Here's a novel idea on the 5 year old Kennison situation. LET IT GO.

Dreadnought
02-27-2008, 09:12 AM
Here's a novel idea on the 5 year old Kennison situation. LET IT GO.

Never. Its more fun this way :D

Den21vsBal19
02-27-2008, 09:13 AM
You had me worried for a sec there, fuzz-ball :nono:

Den21vsBal19
02-27-2008, 09:19 AM
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sorry wook, you asked for it! :lol:
I had to explain that photo to a young workmate of mine a bit back :laugh:

Damn, that means I'm getting old :sad:

topscribe
02-27-2008, 10:53 AM
Has anyone come up with an official Quitterson fan club?

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GEM
02-27-2008, 10:57 AM
YES!!!Now when we all chant QUITterson at him, he'll feel real at home! :laugh:

shank
02-27-2008, 03:51 PM
may wookie's hopes be smashed like that kid by the plate glass in final destination 2 for creating this thread...

BOSSHOGG30
02-27-2008, 03:57 PM
I've never been one in favor of booing the home team or home player, but if Denver picked him up... I would take great pride in joining in the boo's with this guy

HolyDiver
02-27-2008, 04:21 PM
Here's a novel idea on the 5 year old Kennison situation. LET IT GO.

Go ahead.............I'll always hate the guy.............until death, either his or mine.

EMB6903
02-27-2008, 04:22 PM
theres not a chance this happens... Eddie Kennison dispises this organization.

OB
02-27-2008, 04:23 PM
Two words for ya

N - Freakin - O

shank
02-27-2008, 04:23 PM
theres not a chance this happens... Eddie Kennison dispises this organization.

funny thing about two-way-streets...

HolyDiver
02-27-2008, 04:24 PM
theres not a chance this happens... Eddie Kennison dispises this organization.

He, despises us? .............. Kind of like the knife being mad at the throat.

shank
02-27-2008, 04:30 PM
He, despises us? .............. Kind of like the knife being mad at the throat.

well... when in rome.

Retired_Member_001
02-27-2008, 05:06 PM
I do hope everyone realizes this was a JOKE and that I was not at all serious when I posted this.

Retired_Member_001
02-27-2008, 05:07 PM
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sorry wook, you asked for it! :lol:

:laugh:

dogfish
02-27-2008, 05:08 PM
I do hope everyone realizes this was a JOKE and that I was not at all serious when I posted this.

we know-- we're still gonna bust your chops for it. . . :elefant:

Retired_Member_001
02-27-2008, 05:10 PM
we know-- we're still gonna bust your chops for it. . . :elefant:

Wait untill someone comes along who is really serious though...

:laugh:

I was actually hoping to knock some sense into all the idiots who are serious when they post these kind of threads. Just like that Mike Anderson thread.

Hoshdude7
02-27-2008, 05:22 PM
Someone wanna explain to me who this Eddie guy and Quitterson are. :coffee:
Yes im clueless. :confused:

scott.475
02-28-2008, 12:08 AM
6 teams in 12 years should say it all about this guy. One of the guys on the old freak.com website had a sig quoting a player saying something about all the team tattoos Quitterson has, and not wanting to be like that LOOOOSER! I loved that sig, and wish I could remember in verbatim.

I think the thread is pretty funny. Don't worry, wookie, we new it was meant to be funny. But beating up on Quitterson is pretty darn fun. Qutting the night before a game...what a jerk.

scott.475
02-28-2008, 12:11 AM
Someone wanna explain to me who this Eddie guy and Quitterson are. :coffee:
Yes im clueless. :confused:

Eddie Kennison had short stint with the Broncos, then up and quit on the team the NIGHT BEFORE A GAME, telling Shanahan he just did not want to play anymore. Since then, we Bronco fans have referred to him as "Quitterson". I think he signed with the Chiefs the next year, but I may be wrong about when they picked him up.

OB
02-28-2008, 12:13 AM
I do hope everyone realizes this was a JOKE and that I was not at all serious when I posted this.

good cover ;)

weazel
02-28-2008, 12:23 AM
Eddie Kennison had short stint with the Broncos, then up and quit on the team the NIGHT BEFORE A GAME, telling Shanahan he just did not want to play anymore. Since then, we Bronco fans have referred to him as "Quitterson". I think he signed with the Chiefs the next year, but I may be wrong about when they picked him up.

he came back the next week and asked to come back, Shanny let the team decide and they decided that kennison was a douche bag that should not play for the team. He signed with the chiefs the next week.


Just thought I would throw in more details

Superchop 7
02-28-2008, 12:28 AM
Bring him back.

Beat some sense into him.

Cut him.

Bronco4ever
02-28-2008, 12:28 AM
In all seriousness, I think Kennison is a good guy. We should bring him back so we can make amends for what happened.

Poet
02-28-2008, 12:47 AM
I should read a thread in its entirety before asking questions.

scott.475
02-28-2008, 10:37 AM
he came back the next week and asked to come back, Shanny let the team decide and they decided that kennison was a douche bag that should not play for the team. He signed with the chiefs the next week.


Yeah, that's right, what a jerk.

Remember a couple years ago, the media was talking to him during the week leading up to a game against us, and he said "We gonna put somethin' on they ass, you can belie' dat", and we went on to beat them? That shut him up!

Medford Bronco
02-28-2008, 10:41 AM
I would rather put an ice pick in my eye before signing that bum :lol:

Medford Bronco
02-28-2008, 10:43 AM
I thought we should bring in Reche Caldwell for competition with him :lol:

Hobe
02-28-2008, 09:04 PM
:eviltongue:

Ya know, we need a smily that is puking it guts out.

BRONCOSFREAK765
02-29-2008, 09:22 AM
Eddie Kennison had short stint with the Broncos, then up and quit on the team the NIGHT BEFORE A GAME, telling Shanahan he just did not want to play anymore. Since then, we Bronco fans have referred to him as "Quitterson". I think he signed with the Chiefs the next year, but I may be wrong about when they picked him up.

if i am not mistaking he risigned with the chiefs the next game or two